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What is the experience of eating more and getting fatter during weight loss?
Every holiday, I will find a few friends to get together, eat and drink, and talk about everything. After a full meal, I feel that my pants are a little uncomfortable the next day, and then I will immediately send a circle of friends and set up slogans such as "Be thin or die" and "Don't change my head if I am not thin". Every day, I'm shouting hard to lose weight, but I'm laying eggs! But don't be too serious. Women are fickle. After the New Year's Day, the Spring Festival is coming. The hemp at home has already slaughtered pigs and sheep, waiting for her daughter to go back and have a big meal. All kinds of chicken, duck, pig's trotters, elbows, braised pork and jiaozi foods, but don't worry, Ma Ma must have prepared your favorite food for you. You can't eat as much as you want, and you don't want to gain weight. In an instant, the bowl is filled with your favorite food. Do you know that there is a word called "welcome back if you want to refuse"? There is no resistance at all. Then let go and eat. It's a big deal to cut back after the festival. It's still several months until summer! After the festival, I am losing weight, but I am ovulating!
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