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What are the strange phenomena in the university?
1. Find a girlfriend, not people around you, find a junior or other institutions.
In our school, except for some specialized hospitals, men and women are relatively average in other hospitals. For example, in our college, there are many girls and few boys, but neither the boys around me nor the boys in other colleges will find their own girlfriends. If you want us to be friends or have an affair, do you want to be together? Always thinking about it.
Boys around me like to find someone younger or even older than themselves. Some people go to make friends with girls from other schools. I never know what they think. However, I didn't know until I grew up. Sometimes, they boys want to be virgin friends, not that I want to be with you forever, but that they are really hooligans. I want to be with you. Everyone signs in when they have nothing to do, and they don't interfere with each other at ordinary times. You have your circle and I have mine.
If the two of us are really together, the circle will be integrated and only live in the world of two people, which is not what they want. So, they can find someone younger than them and we can take care of her. They can take care of people one year older than themselves. I'll find someone from another school, and you can play as you want, and I can play as I want.
It is with this idea that their criteria for finding a girlfriend will not come from their own side. Even if there is someone around who is excellent, suitable for him and even confesses to him, he will seriously consider rejecting her.
The library is forbidden to eat and still goes its own way.
Regardless of our school library, I believe that any school library has certain regulations. Seating and eating in the library are not allowed. But our eighth floor is a single study room. There are also rules against eating, but some people just go their own way and regard this slogan as fart.
At that time, I was studying on the eighth floor, and when I was studying, I vaguely smelled a spicy smell. Originally, everyone was studying, and the smell entered the nose, which caused great trouble to themselves. Later, I found the smell and found the boy. I told him, do you know that eating is not allowed here? Others sue one, have the ability to sue me! Do you think I can eat here? I felt very angry at that time. How can this person be confident? Do you think all the rules are a piece of waste paper?
Later, I joined several people around us. They were all deported to him. From then on, he can no longer go to the study room on the eighth floor. He can only study in public places. Not only he, but also others always think that I am in the library, which is my own place and I can do whatever I want.
But you must consider other people's feelings. If you eat when no one is around, maybe no one will care about you. But when someone is there, you have finished eating. Can you throw that thing away? Don't put it in a windy window. The whole room stinks, which is really not good at all.
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