Funny jokes about grabbing tickets online in Mid-Autumn Festival 2022.

It is parents' greatest expectation that their children will go home for the Mid-Autumn Festival. However, the demand for tickets for Mid-Autumn Festival is in short supply, and the speed is too slow to buy tickets. What was the mood at that moment?

It is difficult to buy tickets, it is difficult to buy tickets, and it is difficult to queue up. The mouth is talking about Amitabha, but the spirit of praying at the foot of Buddha has not appeared for the time being. Swear to read Buddha devoutly and become a Buddha and an immortal in the afterlife. There is no need to buy a ticket to queue up, and it is very leisurely to come and go. Amitabha!

Don't eat, drink less water and buy tickets to go home. The line was long, people shouted, and their hands and eyes moved forward quickly. Carelessly cut in line, stepped on the sour leg, and my wife scolded me. I hope to end the fight of buying tickets as soon as possible and be happy at home.

Tickets are too difficult to buy, attracting countless heroes. Hanwu of the Qin Dynasty saw this and ran away. Song Zu of the Tang Dynasty, no action! A generation of Tianjiao, Genghis Khan, had to ride back. What happened? Because of the queue, I can't buy tickets!

Railways are all over the world, but it is difficult to buy tickets. This system changes every year. The outside of the railway station is still crowded with people. You need to get up early and go to bed late. You must stay up all night. Tickets are still so hard to buy! I wish all friends who come home for Mid-Autumn Festival get tickets as soon as possible!

Buying a ticket is bright, and the process of buying a ticket is tortuous. I wish comrades an early victory in battle and an early return home for the Mid-Autumn Festival.

Because I can't buy a ticket to go home, I can only stay in a foreign land for the Mid-Autumn Festival. It was a night. I tossed and turned and couldn't sleep. I got up and called the radio station to order songs: I want to order a song "You are malicious" by Jordan chan and give it to all the ticket sellers in the city!

Railways are all over the world, but it is difficult to buy tickets. This system changes every year. The outside of the railway station is still crowded with people. You need to get up early and go to bed late. You must stay up all night. Tickets are still so hard to buy! I wish all friends who come home for Mid-Autumn Festival get tickets as soon as possible!

Endless waiting can't stop the idea of going home. When I think of my mother's advice when I left home, the feelings in my mother's eyes are still full of warmth when I come home. Unfortunately, I couldn't buy a train ticket home in the end. Everything is cool. The Qiu Si family can't go home this year.

The river flows eastward and the stars in the sky flow northward. If you say you leave, we will leave. We buy tickets day after day. Don't mention it when you go home to buy tickets for the Mid-Autumn Festival. Sell when it's time to sell. We are happy to buy tickets.

Comrades who can't buy tickets, please don't lose heart and fight for buying train tickets, bravely attack the ticket gate and firmly take root in the army of buying tickets with the spirit of nails.

I hope your eyes can wear it; I can't sleep when I think about it; Crowd the darkness for you; Hate that you hurt me. I don't know how to treat you, my dear train ticket.

Tickets are too difficult to buy, attracting countless heroes. Hanwu of the Qin Dynasty saw this and ran away. Song Zu of the Tang Dynasty, no action! A generation of Tianjiao, Genghis Khan, had to ride back. What happened? Because of the queue, I can't buy tickets!

Railways are all over the world, but it is difficult to buy tickets. This system changes every year. The outside of the railway station is still crowded with people. You need to get up early and go to bed late. You must stay up all night. Tickets are still so hard to buy! I wish all friends who come home for Mid-Autumn Festival get tickets as soon as possible!

I want to go back to my hometown and then go to your place, but tickets for the Mid-Autumn Festival are really hard to buy. I bought it day after day, went to the queue with joy and returned empty-handed. Ticket, ticket, where are you?

The river flows eastward and the stars in the sky flow northward. If you say you leave, we will leave. We buy tickets day after day. Don't mention it when you go home to buy tickets for the Mid-Autumn Festival. Sell when it's time to sell. We are happy to buy tickets.

Comrades who can't buy tickets, please don't lose heart and fight for buying train tickets, bravely attack the ticket gate and firmly take root in the army of buying tickets with the spirit of nails.

Buying a ticket is bright, and the process of buying a ticket is tortuous. I wish comrades an early victory in battle and an early return home for the Mid-Autumn Festival.

Because I can't buy a ticket to go home, I can only stay in a foreign land for the Mid-Autumn Festival. It was a night. I tossed and turned and couldn't sleep. I got up and called the radio station to order songs: I want to order a song "You are malicious" by Jordan chan and give it to all the ticket sellers in the city!

Looking at the sea of people around, there is no ticket in hand, and my heart is very cold. If you want to ride without a ticket, I'm afraid you'll coax it down. I just want to buy a ticket today and let me go home for the Mid-Autumn Festival.

Looking up at the sky, when there are tickets, the sky doesn't answer, and the banker answers, two scalper tickets and a pocket of money. Do you want to change them? Give or not? Taurus replied: I haven't slept for three days in order to wait for you!

Endless waiting can't stop the idea of going home. When I think of my mother's advice when I left home, the feelings in my mother's eyes are still full of warmth when I come home. Unfortunately, I couldn't buy a train ticket home in the end. Everything is cool. The Qiu Si family can't go home this year.

It is difficult to buy tickets, it is difficult to buy tickets, and it is difficult to queue up. The mouth is talking about Amitabha, but the spirit of praying at the foot of Buddha has not appeared for the time being. Swear to read Buddha devoutly and become a Buddha and an immortal in the afterlife. There is no need to buy a ticket to queue up, and it is very leisurely to come and go. Amitabha!

Don't eat, drink less water and buy tickets to go home. The line was long, people shouted, and their hands and eyes moved forward quickly. Carelessly cut in line, stepped on the sour leg, and my wife scolded me. I hope to end the fight of buying tickets as soon as possible and be happy at home.

Those who left me, the tickets were sold out yesterday, and those who disturbed my heart were waiting in line to break their hearts today. I only know that I am eager to go home, but I don't know that buying a ticket is like going to heaven.

Looking at the sea of people around, there is no ticket in hand, and my heart is very cold. If you want to ride without a ticket, I'm afraid you'll coax it down. I just want to buy a ticket today and let me go home for the Mid-Autumn Festival.

Looking up at the sky, when there are tickets, the sky doesn't answer, and the banker answers, two scalper tickets and a pocket of money. Do you want to change them? Give or not? Taurus replied: I haven't slept for three days in order to wait for you!

It has always been said that Luoyang paper is expensive and it is hard to get a ticket for the Mid-Autumn Festival. It turns out that all disasters are caused by Mid-Autumn Festival reunion, but everyone loves this reunion disaster. Bless you, get the ticket, have fun, go home for the New Year, and follow the feeling of happiness.

One day, I found an Aladdin magic lamp. He really told me that he could satisfy my three wishes. I said excitedly: I only want one ticket, give me a train ticket home for the Mid-Autumn Festival! I saw him working silently in front of me. After a while, he left the last sentence: there are too many people!

In China, there are planes with money, but there is no money to stand for tickets. Look inside and outside the Great Wall, big bags and small bags. Up and down the river, migrant workers poured out. Get up early and go to bed late, stay up all night, trying to compete with ticket scalpers. Need money. Look at the sea of people, one vote is hard to protect.

The queue is far away-very pessimistic, standing on tiptoe-the handsome guy is in front, there is no hope of buying a ticket-angry, turn around and leave-the handsome guy appears again, drops the ticket-turn around and run, and quickly shout: classmate, your ticket! The handsome guy replied with a smile: it's your ticket! I wish you a ticket home as soon as possible.

Last year, I spent the Mid-Autumn Festival alone, not sleepy; I went home this Mid-Autumn Festival and slept soundly.

When does the moon raise the cake and ask the sky? I wonder how much the cake in the sky can sell?

The goddess called me early in the morning and said that she would accompany me to travel during the Mid-Autumn Festival. I thought about it. I tactfully refused my experience of the Mid-Autumn Double Competition. Can I go with you?

Mid-Autumn Festival, are you the Chang 'e I met?

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The Mid-Autumn Festival has passed and the National Day has come. The national day is gone, and the monthly exam is coming. The monthly exam is gone, and the results are coming. As a result, I left and my parents came

The moon shines in the sky, and Russia smiles at the sun.

Mid-Autumn Festival is the carnival of the moon and the loneliness of a group of moon cakes.

Don't wish me a happy Mid-Autumn Festival, just send me moon cakes.

I believe that in the future, you will meet a unique moon to light up your night, such as October.

The full moon is not round, what about the Mid-Autumn Festival?

Handsome when you are happy, don't believe you send a Mid-Autumn Festival red envelope.

Go to Chang 'e, and then you can go to Pig Bajie.

I accepted it quietly, just like you sent it quietly. I waved my sleeve. Will it be sent again next year?

According to my inference of Mid-Autumn homework, I can't look directly at the National Day.

If you are willing to peel my heart layer by layer, you will find that you will cry, because I am a five-kernel moon cake.

A stranger in a foreign land, who will accompany me during the Mid-Autumn Festival?

If you arrange your Mid-Autumn homework, you can go around the earth three times.

Looking forward to Mid-Autumn Festival, homework is coming soon.

Sorry, teacher, I don't do my homework this Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, because I am allergic to homework.

Others enjoy the moon and eat moon cakes in the Mid-Autumn Festival, and I like reading my homework in the Mid-Autumn Festival.

Without you around today, the moon in the sky is still bright, because you are in my heart!

The full moon is similar year after year, and you and I look forward to it year after year. The brightness of the sky and the mercury on the ground are our mutual thoughts.

The stars and the moon are hanging in the sky, and the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon is concerned.

February is the Mid-Autumn Festival, and people are my best. I really love you, and heaven and earth can be used as mirrors.

I accompanied my homework this Mid-Autumn Festival, and you!

There are many happy events in the Mid-Autumn Festival, and people are reunited with each other. Drinking a glass of lover's wine is just you and me.

This year's Mid-Autumn Festival does not accept gifts, only RMB.

There is a breeze on the grass bank, and there are many gifts this year. What is there to show off? Mooncakes are the best.

Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, I am alone.

Houyi was busy shooting at the sun, and Chang 'e stole the moon; Being old is difficult since ancient times; Mid-autumn moon hanging, round heart; Jade Rabbit and Chang 'e, forever ribbons!

Iraqis shed tears, which makes people sigh for the Mid-Autumn Festival.

Moon cakes fall in love with steamed bread and pursue it desperately. Steamed bread swears to death. The moon cake is sad: What is this for? Steamed bread: My mother said that your stomach is full of huahuachangzi.

I don't want to tell you happy Mid-Autumn Festival, because I hope you are happy every day.

The moon in Mid-Autumn Festival is beautiful, round and bright, just like you were green at the beginning.

Others enjoy the moon and eat moon cakes in the Mid-Autumn Festival, and I like reading my homework in the Mid-Autumn Festival.

If you are willing to peel my heart layer by layer, you will find that you will cry, because I am a five-kernel moon cake.

With the coming of Mid-Autumn Festival, men should learn from the Thais. If a woman likes something she likes, she should not hesitate to put her hands together and bow: swipe my card.

In fact, I think it is very simple to be moved, that is, you will bless me on the Mid-Autumn Festival, even if it is a word.

The moonlight is boundless, there is love in the world, and the Mid-Autumn Festival is happy!