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Ask for a sketch of energy saving and emission reduction in class meeting
Author: Wang Huijun, Yang Suxia
Character: Uncle Meng (retired employee of the enterprise)
Yu Lili (employee of Jingye Group, future daughter-in-law of Uncle Meng)
Time: January 19th, 28
Location: reception station of the resort
Scene: a table with several books on it. Two chairs; Two advertising placards, one of which reads: true mountains, true waters and true feelings, wild game, wild clouds and wild wind; One reads: everyone is responsible for energy conservation and emission reduction.
Yu: (Appears with a smile) Singing: Let's love together, let's sing together, let's call together, how are you, Earth? -Bai: Just now, my partner Xiao Meng called and said that his father was coming to visit relatives for a holiday, so he asked me to receive him because he couldn't put down his work at hand. To say that this ugly daughter-in-law has to see her in-laws, but my heart is really a little anxious; Hey, it's all eleven o'clock. Why hasn't it come yet? (As he said, he sat in a chair and read the Handbook of Energy Conservation and Emission Reduction)
Meng: (Uncle Meng appeared and carried a travel bag) Oh, uncle, I'm over 6 this year, and I'm retired at home. According to the forecast, it's quite warm today. I made a special trip to see my son and visit my future daughter-in-law. But my son said he had a lot of things to do and asked me to take a taxi directly to Xilipo. Hi! Wild original resort, well, here it is, here it is! (Looking at the advertisement placard) Wow! Wild game, wild clouds, wild wind, I have seen it all the way, in the middle of nowhere, in the middle of nowhere, this place is a bit wild!
Yu: (getting up) Uncle, where are you from?
Meng: I am from Shijiazhuang.
Yu: what's your name, uncle?
Meng: My last name is Meng!
Yu: Are you Meng Gang's father, Uncle Meng?
Meng: ah, yes! (How does she know?) What's your name, girl?
Yu: I don't need your surname. My name is Lili.
Meng: (surprised) What? Lili (paraphrased: Lili? Listen to Saner, his date is Lily. Could it be her? ) Oh, it's Miss Yili. My nickname is Niu Niu, and everyone calls me Meng (Meng) Niu!
Yu: Hehe, uncle speaks with a sense of humor! Uncle, please have tea!
Meng: (takes over) Thank you!
Yu: Uncle, did you come to see Meng Gang this time?
Meng: no, ah, yes! I heard from my son that your resort is well developed and I want to come here for a "honeymoon".
Yu: what did you say, uncle? Honeymoon?
Meng: Ah, the honeymoon I said is the sweet first month.
Yu: What a honeymoon! I was stunned!
Meng: Saner said that a large steel plant was newly set up here, and he didn't care to go home during the Spring Festival.
Yu: Are you talking about the third son Meng Gang?
Meng: yes, his nickname is three furnaces.
Yu: what? Sanlu? What a coincidence! The three of us are all related to milk! )
Meng: Oh, no, it's a stove. I didn't expect him to fall in love with steelmaking when I was a child. That's right, he went straight to work right after graduating from college.
Yu: that means he has a relationship with steelmaking. Uncle Meng, our big steel-making plant has been built, but in order to put the environmental protection equipment into operation as soon as possible, Meng Gang has been staring at the construction site, and he has been very busy these days. He has saved energy and lost weight himself first!
Meng: Third son, he should devote himself wholeheartedly. If this dedicated employee is not dedicated, how can he be called a dedicated person? ! That-the value of life lies in-that what-dedication!
Yu: that's very good. thank you for your understanding. I salute you on behalf of all the dedicated people!
Meng: You're welcome. Family support is also necessary. The girl is very polite, and then I will test his professional quality. ) Girl, energy conservation and emission reduction are very tight all over the country now. How did your dedicated group do it?
Yu: shall I tell you about it?
Meng: hey!
Yu: At present, our dedicated group has become one of the 15 key energy-saving and emission-reduction enterprises in the province. Our chairman Li led our whole group to carry out the energy-saving and emission-reduction campaign, and also issued the brochure on energy-saving and emission-reduction.
Meng: Are these the books?
Yu: Yes, at the same time, we organized a lecture on energy saving and rehearsal reduction and a knowledge test-
Meng: It's really a grand meeting. How to test it?
Yu: The examination method is called carpet universal examination, and everyone has to take it, so don't run.
Meng: Is it so serious?
Yu: That's true. We can test our consumption and output and energy-saving measures for one year. If we don't remember them carefully, we can't pass the test!
Meng: I'll test you first to see how you are doing. How much electricity does your dedicated group consume a year?
Yu: Don't scare you when you say it. The photoelectric fee is 1.1 billion kwh a year, which is more than 6 million yuan!
Meng: what? More than 6 million? ! Damn it, this electricity bill alone can electrify me. Miss Lili, how much water does your dedicated group use a year?
Yu: According to the annual output of 5 million tons of steel, 16 million tons of new water will be used every year. The water resources in this factory are insufficient, so we will use the water from the South-to-North Water Transfer Project!
Meng: what? South-to-North Water Transfer Project? Does your company still use water from the South-to-North Water Transfer Project?
Yu: No, it is the water from Hutuo River in the south and Yanzhuang and Xiaguan Reservoir in the north.
Meng: Oh, it's such a South-to-North Water Diversion Project, which is a great pioneering work of Pingshan people.
Yu: actually, everyone can do this energy saving and emission reduction!
Meng: anyone can do it? How?
Yu: For example, wasting less food, turning off the lights when going out, using the front and back of paper, commuting by bike, and even drinking less beer are all energy-saving and emission-reducing!
Meng: I understand. It's the way it is. Everyone can start from the small things around him and strive to be the pioneer of energy conservation and emission reduction! Then Mr. Lu Xun is really prescient. He said that he wants to be a cow, and he can squeeze milk only by eating grass. It seems that Mr. Lu also advocates energy conservation and emission reduction. What a foresight!
Yu: In order to do a good job in energy conservation and emission reduction, our group has also formulated five major energy conservation and emission reduction measures!
Meng: oh, what are the top five?
in: blast furnace oxygen-enriched coal injection, TRT power generation, gas power generation, waste heat recovery, frequency conversion speed regulation technology, to ensure that the goal of energy saving and emission reduction will reach 2% by the end of the 11th Five-Year Plan, and become an advanced model of energy saving and emission reduction in the province.
Meng: OK, OK, OK-OK!
Yu: Uncle, what pass?
Meng: You passed the exam, girl. To tell you the truth, I made a special visit to you today. Last night, my mother and I made a total. If we pass the examination, we will give you a happy event in the autumn.
Yu: See what you always say-
Meng: Why, this Yili, Mengniu and Sanlu, we are originally a family, so we will definitely not worry about milk in the future, won't we? Miss Yili.
Yu: Uncle, I knitted this sweater for my aunt, and I don't know if it is suitable. Please always take it back to my aunt.
Meng: Right, right!
Yu: Look, you're busy talking. Let's go. I'll get you something to eat in the back and let you taste our wild game. In the afternoon, I'll take you to see Meng Gang!
Meng: OK, OK, OK! Go-
(End! )
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