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The first part: Lanting Weeds King

Bottom line: Songjiang, Ding Yifan

The first part: Bashu Danqing Zhang

Bottom line: Songyuan crazy happy ghost

The first part: the opening chapter of Jiuquan

Bottom line: the fragrance of Yu Mo is a thousand years old.

The first part: Songyuan liar

Bottom line: Song Yuanzheng

Part I: Birds on the Red Nai River

Bottom line: the stone under Iwamoto Mountain.

Part I: Yu He Fish Umbrella

Part II: Grassland Carpet

The first part: drinking white water in Pinquan

The second part: looking at the blue and listening to the mountain breeze

The first part: Ancient prose was written by an old friend.

Bottom line: Fire rises in the autumn wind.

The first part: it is difficult to realize your dreams during holidays.

Bottom line: The real gap is boring and easy to grow.

The first part: grandson, nobody, from

Part II: Gui (Return), an amazing woman.

The first part: How can it be fresh without fish and sheep?

Bottom line: How do you know sweetness without a tongue?

Part I: The bright moon is in the sky.

Bottom line: lotus fragrance wind fog clearing pool

The first part: ice flowers turn into water little by little.

Bottom line: ancient trees connect into mountains

Part I: Qian Shan in many battles.

Bottom line: Qianli Jiangling will be returned in one day.

Part one: Swallows know the story of swans.

Part II: How did Paulownia defeat Boxwood?

The first part: Idle people are not allowed to become sages.

Bottom line: Busy people walk slowly, while blind people walk slowly.

Part I: The dust in Yu He is green with a sigh.

The bottom line is: the grassland is as white as a ball of money.

Part 1: Sprite Coke has no wind.

Part II: The chilled beer Maotai is tangible.

The first part: white gauze fish swimming with lotus dance

Bottom line: Reed shakes blue waves and clouds to chase the moon.

Part one: Prairie love songs sound very slow.

The bottom line is: no wise man can reach the supreme.

The first part: beautiful ghosts are not afraid, ghosts are afraid.

Bottom line: blue sky, heartbeat, better life

The first part: ice flowers turn into water little by little.

Bottom line: Snowflakes frost one after another.

Part one: Love songs sound like brothers.

Part II: Butterfly Dance Becomes Sister.

The first part: Yelang daydreaming is futile.

Bottom line: ghosts. Ghosts.

Part One: Yu He is covered by my shadow.

Bottom line: the grassland is boundless and the sun is rising.

Part I: Qushui Baoshan Baoshui

Bottom line: You're easily overtaken by Yi Yun.

Part I: A pair of three-point double-watch tripods

The bottom line is: all over the country, people are talking in groups.

Part I: Lake clarification wave

Bottom line: Lotus and Fangfang

The first part: a bite, a tree, a word, a word, a word, a word, a word.

The bottom line is: one daughter and one son are good.

Part I: Absolutely good, absolutely good.

Bottom line: dutiful son, good grandson, good son and filial piety

Part I: One-handed leaflets about evil deeds.

Bottom line: there is no talent like you, no talent like you.

The first part: solving the eternal problem by solving the original problem.

Part two: Jinshi proverbs and Jinshi proverbs.

Part I: It snowed and the snow melted.

Downward: Smoke rises from the ground and disappears instantly.

The first part: Spring Melody, Snow Grass Crossing

Part II: Autumn Night Rain, Green Lotus Cup

The first part: Summer rainbow, Chuqing waterfall flying curtain.

The second part: the fragrance of winter plums, no intention of fighting for spring.

Part one: He Yu's umbrella is the pillar of the sky.

The second part: the grassland flower carpet is beautifully paved.

The first part: Different opinions, Shui Miao and Shi Lei.

Bottom line: Listen to the wind and rain, read the flames, Mu Sen.

The first part: the rain butterfly is wet, and the feather of the rain butterfly is wet.

Bottom line: Hua Xian looks like a flower, a drunken Hua Xian.

Part I: What are the surnames of good girls and poor girls?

Bottom line: Mutu Dumu is easy to surname Yang without paving wood.

Part I: What are the surnames of good girls and poor girls?

Bottom line: Wang Yujue Wang Yueyue Wang Lingling.

The first part: the mountains are beautiful and the mountains are immortal.

Bottom line: water is clear, and white water is spring water.

Part I: Water, stone, sulfur and water stone are all pumps.

Bottom line: the sun rises and shines, and the moon oozes sunlight.

The first part: the four seasons cycle, winter goes and spring comes.

Bottom line: With the alternation of five generations, long-term separation will come.

Part I: Man used to be a monk, but can he become a Buddha?

Bottom line: the fire of the grain lies in autumn, and the fragrance of the grain lies in the sun.

The first part: Tian Li relies on men, but Tianjie is still bound.

Bottom line: the wood is still beautiful in the work.

Part I: Miao Lei is in the middle reaches and Yu He is in the green.

Part two: Love songs are put on the grassland, and the wind is rolling and clouds are surging.

Part 1: Listen to the wind and rain on the railing and watch the nebula on the pillow.

Part two: Sit by the window and enjoy the thunder and lightning, and read the article with a book.

The first part: temperament is like orchid, and talent is more fragrant than fairy.

Part two: smart and smart.

Part I: How many heroes are buried when there is only one hole in poverty?

Bottom line: Happiness is just a bite, devouring countless souls.

The first part: the moon stars are rare. How can it rain tonight?

Part II: When the Mountain Shouts for the Tsunami, will there be no wind in the Ming Dynasty?

The first part: the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant in the four seasons.

The second part: it's sunny and sunny, listening to music and dancing in all directions.

The first part: The homestay family clings to the cold window and feels lonely.

Bottom line: Wandering rivers and lakes shed tears, please splash a stream in the pool.

The first part: the heart is like running a horse on the grassland, which is easy to get and difficult to get.

Bottom line: it means flying in the sky and breaking through the clouds.

Part I: There are endless ways to be poor, and there is joy in being poor.

Bottom line: To practice Zen through bitter cold is profound in Zen and profound in mystery.

The first part: purple gas comes from the east, and morality is passed down through the ages.

The second part: Xiang Rui is happy to go, and the child is full of praise, long live.

Part I: Charcoal is desalted, and black and white mountains are parallel imports.

Bottom line: wind and water, Gan Kun respects Tian Weitiqi.

Part One: Going back to China with the dog, it will be a glorious day.

The second couplet: Tibetan mastiff returns to China, which is auspicious at noon.

Part one: I want to give you this feeling. The swan goose is in the clouds and the fish is in the water.

Bottom line: I want to express my intention, and I will spend a lot of money on the ground.

Part One: Monkey, China continues to dream of flying.

Bottom line: the grass man is mustard, and the hut reads autumn wind songs.

The first part: azaleas crow in azaleas, and they are colorful.

Part II: Moon Bay The moon is bright and speechless.

The first part: Heaven is a star on the chessboard. Who can play it?

Bottom line: the land is rice paper, river and ink, which dare to draw?

Part one: One heart and one mind can change a group of friends.

Bottom line: Perfect, omnipotent party with ten guests.

Part I: A field composed of electricity, lights, telephone and television.

Downward: Shen Shiren, who applied for the Olympic Games, Ikeda Tongshen.

The first part: a full A, A is the best in the world.

Downward: Shen Shiren, who applied for the Olympic Games, Ikeda Tongshen.

Part I: Thousands of shares are thousands of points, and thousands of shares should not be hated forever.

The bottom line is: 100 hits, but 100 hits.

The first part: At the beginning of New Year's Day, the Spring Festival is advanced. Is Christmas boring?

The second part: The Spring Festival is coming to Laba, and the Lantern Festival is very lively.

Part One: The Weaver Girl picks a pair of cacti in Lu Yi, Yu He.

The second part: Two paragraphs of the shepherd boy's cavity in Niu Langpu's Love Song of the Grassland.

The upper part: the edge net circle is round according to reason, and the edge circle is round.

Bottom line: Dreams are stupid, because dreams, dreams are stupid.

The first part: On New Year's Eve, Yayuan blogs love songs to congratulate and welcome the New Year.

Part II: To welcome the New Year, all the friends in Lanting laughed and cheered for the New Year.

The first part: be eloquent, entertain yourself and do great things.

Bottom line: Talk about the past and discuss the present. Play * * rewards and friendship will grow.

The first part: be eloquent, entertain yourself and do great things.

Bottom line: Appreciation of poems and paintings is pleasing to the eye and nourishes temperament.

Part I: Living between plants and trees, I enjoy delicious tea.

Bottom line: Birds perch on high branches, smell the wind and enjoy their songs.

The first part: the mountain on the left, the water on the right, a song that will last forever.

Bottom line: white clouds, green grass and a fairyland on earth several feet high.

Part I: The sea is vast, the lake is clear, and Yu He is green everywhere.

Bottom line: bamboo breeze, chrysanthemum indifferent, living alone and carefree Nanshan.

The first part: I am willing to break the iron wall, but I don't need optics!

The second part: "Rolling pearls in the rain with lotus leaves", which is a splash-ink article!

Part one: Look at the sky, look at the sky, look at the sky every day when you are free.

Bottom line: taste green tea, taste green tea and taste fragrant tea.

The first part: The Monkey King stirred the Heavenly Palace, and the Jade Emperor hid in Tibet.

Part II: The kid dives and disturbs the East China Sea, and the Dragon King disappears.

Part one: One thought, one dust and one world, everything can be solved forever.

Bottom line: Heroes are in the spring and autumn, and the achievements of the Millennium will last forever.

The first part: Cultivation can tell you that you are having a good time, and all kinds of people are content to sit back and watch.

Bottom line: Physical training is small and happy, and people's sports are suitable for the next year.

Part one: Surfing in the sea and watching how many heroes rise and fall.

Part II: Picking up shells on the beach, the audience sang poems of friendship and reconciliation.

The first part: one great man, two husbands, and the heart is bigger than the sky.

Bottom line: two trees make a forest, three trees see the forest, and there are immortals in the mountains.

Part One: Swimming with a tired smile is still the end of the world, so it's better to go home and let Wan Li do it.

Bottom line: I am like a cloak. Why doesn't the boundless sky come again?

The first part: Huangmei Opera, born in Huangmei, has been sung for a hundred years.

The second part: symphony, which is more beautiful than symphony, and symphony music will last forever.

The first part: A Dream of Red Mansions. The dream is a Dream of Red Mansions, and the love in the Dream of Red Mansions lasts forever.

Bottom line: the soul of clear water, the soul haunts clear water, and the soul of clear water loves the future.

The first part: Dream into the Red Chamber, dream back to the Red Chamber, and the Red Chamber is a lover's dream.

The bottom line is: the tree has a shadow, the shadow surrounds the tree, and the shadow of the tree is accompanied by the shadow of this good couple.

The first part: Three Plum Blossoms, introducing plum blossoms, and composing plum blossoms into musical instruments.

Bottom line: Bananas rain alone, the rain hits bananas, and bananas play the sound of bamboo and silk.

The first part: pen like ink bamboo, hair like snow, can win the world. Many talented people.

Part II: Think like a meteor and leave wisdom in your heart. Your wisdom has captured Kun, and you are full of women.

Part 1: There is a full moon in the sky, and there is a half moon on the ground. The full moon meets the half moon.

Bottom line: the world is lush, the Taoyuan forest is sparse, and the forest is lush.

The first part: ups and downs, ups and downs, ups and downs, ups and downs.

Part two: Delicate and graceful, Nana curled up, Nana curled up and danced a butterfly dance.

The first part: Mr. Lao Zhu and Mr. Hsinchu, later generations are not as tall as Mr. Jie.

The second part: the old horse knows the way, and the pony gets lost. Does a pony have the wisdom of an old horse?

The first part: comment on the eternal situation, seek true knowledge, and talk about all the things about the old country in the world.

Bottom line: Describe the forest in Wan Li and draw the historical soul of China.

Part I: Two fires are inflammation. Since it is not the salt of sauce salt, why should it be diluted with water?

The second part: the two places are precious. Since they are not turtles, why add divination?

Part I: Shuang Mu is a forest. Since it is not the soul of the soul, why is it a dream?

Bottom line: Two moons are friends. Since it was not a collision, why did Jiashan collapse?

Part I: Two trees are forests. Since it is not a shower, why should we add water to make it rain?

The second part: the second day is flourishing. Since it's not God's paradise, why sing with your mouth open?

Shanglian: buy stocks and banknotes, with less speculation; The more stocks are speculated, the less money there is.

Bottom line: poetry is ethereal, and words are open in stone; The more you study poetry, the more fragrant it becomes.

The first part: Look at flowers and beautiful women. If you have an article, you will come through thick and thin. Great, great!

Part II: Appreciating the beauty of poetry as a cloud, and turning sadness into missing. Strange! Strange!

The first part: there are mountains in the mountains, water in the water, picturesque landscapes and water in the paintings, which are wonderful and wonderful.

Part two: clouds chase clouds and the moon, and the clouds and the moon reflect light, and the light reflects the moon, which is beautiful.

The first part: Looking at China, there are many songs that make people feel relaxed and happy. Nine songs are loud and clear, and the country and people are getting better and better.

Bottom line: Looking around the world, God will praise a well-off society, which is beyond our reach and makes the world prosperous and everything prosperous.

Part one: When he came in, there were sages, saints, buddhas and immortals. He once explained his purpose and divided it into three religions.

Bottom line: Out of the mountain, I believe in benevolence, righteousness, propriety and wisdom, but I think the three cardinal principles of sages have become the five permanent members.

Part One: Birds Hiding and Playing In Shi Gui, Mo Chi is keen on dancing pens, cowhide drums and horns, and his bow and arrow is skillfully broken.

Bottom line: fragrant flowers in lotus leaves in the lotus pond, white villages on the chessboard, quiet swallows on silk and bamboo strings, meaning to wrap around the finger beam.

Part I: Laugh at the past and laugh at the present, laugh at the East and the West, laugh at the South and laugh at the North, laugh at yourself and laugh at your ignorance.

Bottom line: crying in the middle, crying in the sky, crying underground, crying by the devil, crying above, crying below, crying outside is intentional.

The first part: Baitashan, a blacksmith, burns black charcoal, emits blue smoke, flashes red light, quenches purple iron, sits north to south and fights things.

Bottom line: Heishui River, red bricklayer, scouring white rice, leaking jade slurry, pan-green wave, spreading silver net, facing west to east, going north and south.

The first part: laughing up and down, laughing back and forth, laughing left and right, laughing left and right, laughing at yourself too embarrassed; A thousand bears, a thousand bears.

Bottom line: crying in the sky, crying in the east and crying in the west, crying outside, crying in the heart and crying in the lungs, crying in the stock market is too dangerous; Up and down, investors are miserable.

Part 1: It is as quiet as a mountain, or it is turbulent. Ancient bamboo leads to orchids. It is very smooth. Listening to stringed instruments and singing long words, the world is full of feelings.

Bottom line: If it moves like a cloud, or slows down like smoke, the new chrysanthemum will lure the cold plum, and the joy will be elegant, the sound of silk and bamboo will be short, and Gan Kun will sigh up and down for no reason.