Quotes about roommates

1. You learn from your roommates to be lazy in bed, but you don’t know that they are just waiting to graduate and join your parents’ company as a senior executive; you learn from your friends to be pretentious, but you don’t know that they don’t have to worry about anything except their feelings; you learn from She was shopping with her best friend, but she didn't know that she had a boyfriend who was desperately trying to make money for her to spend. When you need to immerse yourself in planting, you mistakenly enter someone else's orchard and think that you have harvested the whole autumn. This is the biggest suicide. (Transfer)

2. Our roommate has a broken bicycle, but he treats it as a treasure. I was afraid of being stolen so I put three locks on it. One day he ran into the dormitory with a sad face and said to us: "My bicycle was stolen." At that time, a roommate said: "If you give it to me, I don't want anyone to steal it." At this time, a roommate who studied psychology said: A bicycle with three locks can easily arouse the professional mentality of a thief. Such a challenging car, no matter how broken it is, will still be stolen.

3. It was cloudy but not raining. I went to class with my roommate, who held an umbrella. I asked, "It's neither sunny nor raining. What are you holding an umbrella to cover?" The roommate replied thoughtfully. . . Cover up ugliness. .

4. Do you ever wake up in the morning and take a sneak peek at your roommate’s bed? As long as there is one who is still under the quilt, you close your eyes and continue sleeping...

5. We are not They are lovers but they look like lovers. He doesn’t drink or smoke. Last night he went to KTV with his roommate to stay up all night and confessed to me. But I thought it was a joke. It was his first time drinking.

6. Today we met in Liaocheng The second snow we arrived seemed to be a little lighter than last year, so I didn’t expect to have a snowball fight or build a snowman. Even so, I'm still very happy. People who hide under the covers in this kind of weather are the happiest. My roommate is telling his girlfriend who is far away in Jiangxi, I will bring you over to watch the snow! Couples in winter can always warm people's hearts, although I still have a lot of homework to finish. I promised to watch the first snowfall with you, but I can’t do it this year. Although we are not together, we still see the same snow falling under the same sky, so it is a kind of self-comfort.

7. If I don’t have my mobile phone by my side for half an hour, I will feel insecure and tired if I don’t have it with me for half an hour. Is it okay to play like this if my roommate doesn’t take it with me?

8. Every day A movie, a song on repeat (I heard my roommates scolding me annoyingly). This kind of university life is so good, but it's a pity that the good time is always so short.

9. I said in the dormitory that I had descended on Descendants of the Sun. Do you want to watch it? It was Song Joong-ki who I mentioned last time was super handsome. My roommates said he was from the fire brigade. I, Joong-ki, was on A soldier who goes to war through mountains of swords and seas of fire.

10. When all roommates go to bed, never stay down there alone, otherwise you will be treated like a dog... What a painful realization!

11. I also said that I would buy a game rug for lol next semester and raise a pot of flowers to go out with my roommates to have a small hotpot. I would take the time to watch all the movies I like so that I don’t regret it. After reading it again, I wanted to go to many places and take a lot of photos, but when I think about it, I failed to pass the exam so many times that I really gave up on all of them.

12. I have encountered many historical bests. For example: last night at around one o'clock, a roommate actually received a call for express delivery. I was also drunk when we communicated in the middle of the night when the express delivery would be scheduled; or The roommate complained: My mother doesn't let me tan or anything. She didn't let her go to Thailand before because she didn't want her to tan. What a trendy mother!

13. I hope it won’t rain so that I can keep running instead of playing pool with my roommates all night.

14. I skipped class in college and went to the bus station to pick someone up. About ten minutes after class, I nervously sent a text message to my roommate, "Did the teacher call the roll?" The roommate replied, "No roll call." I was very happy. Then another text message arrived from my roommate, "But the teacher asked you to go to the blackboard to do the questions.

15. All the roommates went on a trip during the National Day, leaving me alone in the dormitory counting money out of boredom.

16. It is very windy and cold outside. There is no usual meowing. There are no classes at night and my roommates are noisy in the dormitory. I miss you very much.

17. My roommate just sang happy birthday to me. , my tears are rolling. On this day, I wish you a happy birthday. I am grateful to be a 20-year-old Capricorn.

18. FUCK! I feel so unhappy! ! The door and my house were locked, but the one I lived with was robbed. Is it my fault? I stole from you and robbed you, and I still want to apologize to you? When I lost something, I didn’t look for a thief. Instead, he asked me to have a good attitude. He even said that if I had a good attitude, I wouldn’t be asked to take any responsibility! Please have some logic, please. I locked the door and it was a thief who stole your things! Damn it, are you sick? Anyone who violates the principle will be locked up in the dark room! I'm so fucking depressed. My roommate's phone broke and he asked me to borrow it. I kindly lent it to him, but yesterday I found out that he actually took a large piece of paint off my receiver, and he even said it was him! Damn it, how could such a person exist? He kindly lent me his cell phone to do some damage to me. Damn, I feel so unhappy now! ! !

19. I forgot to bring my keys when I went out to eat, and my roommate went on a date. I had no choice but to call Lao Yang for help. The first thing Lao Yang said was, no wonder you are single like this and don’t know how to take care of yourself. Hiding in Lao Yang's shop, he smoked and I played on the computer. I really want to set off fireworks.

20. Roll call in class! The roommate hurriedly called his roommate and said: Come on, the teacher will call the roll... The roommate said calmly: Turn on the speakerphone...

21. The story is like this: I was itchy and couldn't bear to buy it last night. After drinking the milk tea, I happily drank it and played with my mobile phone for a while before going to sleep. I found that I wanted to go to the toilet, but yesterday I checked Weibo and watched Lan Keer’s video again. There was a shadow in my heart. I always felt that there was a ghost. After going to the toilet with fear, I was about to fall asleep and found that it was because of the milk tea. I had insomnia, and suddenly I heard my roommate shouting: What are you doing! ! I had goosebumps all over the bed, and I immediately realized that she was talking in her sleep, and then I couldn’t sleep and watched a lot of Hi’s previous live videos until now. Here, Aite HiHi confesses her love

22. Destruction : She said to her roommate: Damn. That big adventure last night was such a fucking loss!

23. Maybe it’s because I’m getting older, so I miss it—yesterday when I went to bed at noon, I dreamed about gathering with my teachers and classmates in high school, and last night I dreamed about playing with my roommates in college~~ When I woke up, I felt that it was full of memories

24. My roommate said it was strange why I didn’t find a boyfriend. In fact, I wanted to find a good boy, but now I am not good, so I have to work hard. Allow yourself to have enough capital to attract good people.

25. It has been raining outside all night, and my roommate has already fallen asleep. Sitting on the bed, if I turn my head slightly, I can see the rain outside the window and the Third Ring Expressway in the distance. , a large truck flashed past the small window, the headlights flashed, and at this moment, I suddenly wanted to go home. ?