Joke Collection Website - Bulletin headlines - Cantonese translation please

Cantonese translation please

Come in order

1. I want to eat too

2. Come to Foshan, let me eat for you

3. Uh (particle, meaningless), what to do in Foshan

4. Work

5. When will you come back

6, 25th

7. Uh (particle, meaningless)

8. When you come back, the mosquitoes will have fallen asleep (meaning it has been too long, and people have no patience to wait)

9 , Do you still study (meaning you still go to school)

10. No (no more school)