Set up 5 automatic reply humorous sentences for yourself in qq.

automatic reply humorous sentences set for myself in qq (Part 1)

1. I didn't reply, but I went to pull out radish Ooo

2. On the score.

3.[ Automatic reply] It's not that I ignore you, but that time is irresistible ~

4. If you don't reply, you are studying. If you don't reply, you are stupid.

5. From then on, the mountains and rivers will not meet, and the old people will not be known for their strengths and weaknesses.

6. I'm sorry, I'm a student, but also a flower of the motherland. I can't chat with you for a long time and reply to your message easily, which will show that I don't like learning.

7. If you don't return the message, you're herding sheep and you haven't returned it, or the sheep is lost.

8. The woman in Jackson Yee has received the message and will reply later! !

9.? If you don't come back, you are eating chicken. If you don't come back, you are eaten by chicken.

1. I'm installing an elevator for Mount Everest, installing plastic wrap on Badaling Great Wall, mining moon rocks on the moon, and installing awnings in the Pacific Ocean. How can you disturb my dream?

11. The other party is in signal connection with the satellite, please wait for 1% of the current progress.

12. I'm dead, and it's a small matter, but it's a big matter.

13. I am comparing photosynthesis with cats and transpiration with green plants.

14. Hello, I reply automatically. I can chat with you, but I can only say this sentence.

15.[ Automatic reply] Hello, our boss has gone to the universe to pick stars. If something happens, I can tell her for you, but first you have to treat me to potato chips. I want tomato-flavored ones.

16. Stay up the longest night and forget the person you love most.

17. Hello, I'm her boyfriend. You can tell me if you have anything, because I recently found a lot of men chatting with her. I love this girl very much. I hope my baby won't be taken away by others. Although Roy is very busy, I will take time to accompany her to set up an automatic reply humorous sentence for her qq (Part 2)

18. Sorry, what you sent me is still garbled. Can you send it again?

19.[ Automatic reply] This is an answering machine. My host has gone to eat. What can you say to me?

2. Hello? Our boss is saving the galaxy? You'll come back after the monster? Wait a moment, and you will see

21. DuDu, I'm a rabbit now, and I only talk to carrots

22. I used an automatic reply to explain that I still want to talk to you.

23.? I went to the universe by rocket and crashed on the way. I'm afraid I can't come back.

24. He is not so good, but he just can't forget it.

25. Don't bother me. Oh, I'm bubbling. Oooooo

26. I can't move, I can't get through. Welcome to visit.

27. I want to dance a colorful plumage and get drunk in your arms with all my youthful charm and gentleness in the floating red leaves.

28.Sorry, because the system thinks you look no different from a pig, it has arranged an automatic reply for you. Please leave a message.

29. Welcome to the sand sculpture service hotline. Please press for manual chat, voice chat and video chat.

3. I don't want you to think, I just want to think, I think I don't want to talk to you.

31.[ automatic reply] I'm here, but I don't want to talk to you. If you want to chat, you must answer me a question first, which comes first, the chicken or the egg?

32. You missed too many times when I needed you.

33. Feeding pigs.

34. I went to the Magic Fairy Castle to play cards with the Magic Fairy King. Please come back later to give yourself an automatic reply humorous sentence set by qq (Part III)

35. Welcome to the customer service hotline of China Sand Sculpture. Please press one for typing chat, two for voice chat, three for home chat, four for grass continuation, five for fire continuation, six for others, seven for online chat and # for return.

36. Welcome to call the AWE customer service hotline

37. I went to touch Xianbao and Xiannvwa to play cards. If I need anything, I'll ask Maggie, Mixue and Xiaolan to tell me through the music box.

38.[ Automatic reply] Don't worry, Little Cute is on her way, please prepare snacks and drinks and wait patiently ~

39. Little Fairy.

4. The rivers and lakes are far away, and we all go to the same place

41. Just read all these, and I will reply to you. I am deeply in love with you, and I am familiar with you.

42. I'm taking a shit. Do you want to come with me?

43. Wangzai QQ Sugar, don't ask me if you need anything.

44. Sorry, the other party is not your good friend and can't receive your message.

45. I helped the moon find a small foreign dress, wait for me to come back.

46. Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars. If anything happens, I can tell her for you, but you have to treat me to ice cream first, with vanilla flavor.

47. I can't read it back.

48. Daddy's antique shop, please leave a message.

49. This is krusty krab Restaurant in Bikini Beach. I'm frying patties in the Super Crab Crab Crab Castle. If you have anything to do, please call Squidward Tentacles for a beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep A collection of 5 humorous sentences of automatic reply message

humorous sentences of automatic reply message 1

1. I didn't see the message just now, send it again ...

2. Why do you want to tease me again? Come on, hurry up.

3. Talk to you later. 4

4. Although it's hard, I will still choose that kind of hot life. -Kitano Takeshi

5. Han Han is hibernating.

6. I'm installing an elevator for Everest, installing plastic wrap on Badaling Great Wall, mining moon rocks on the moon, and installing a sunshade in the Pacific Ocean. How can your trivial matter disturb my dream?

7.[ Automatic reply] There are too many people chatting at present, and there are 198 people ahead. Please be patient ~

8. Hadron, what can I do for you? Mom, it's always there.

9. Please press 1

1. This is the headquarters. What can I do for you, Le Di?

11. I didn't come back, but I went to pull out radishes. Ooo

12. Welcome to see me. I will definitely reply when I see the news! I am here all the time except twenty-four hours a day.

13. Drink more hot water and dream less when it's cold

14. I'm going to the universe to catch stars, and I'll be right back

15.[ Automatic reply] I'm an answering machine, and my master has gone to eat. What do you have to say to me?

16. The other party is in signal connection with the satellite, please wait for the current progress of 1%

17. Please press seven to automatically reply to other humorous sentences. 2.

18. What's the matter? Let's talk about the kindergarten at night.

19. I went to touch the fairy castle and touch the fairy doll to play cards. If I need anything, I'll find Maggie, Mixue and Xiaolan. Let them pass through the music box to tell me

2.[ Automatic reply] Don't worry, Little Cute is on her way, please prepare snacks and drinks and wait patiently ~

21.[ Automatic reply] Sorry, the other party's information has been blocked. If you want her to reply to you, please enter "I am a pig" three times to unlock it.

22. Press three for home chat.

24. The valley is long, the butterflies are dancing, the harps are harmonious, the fairy sounds are lingering, and the songs are light, so the so-called life pays off.

25. Ask Dad to come back

26. Hello, I'm not bored now. I hope you can find me again when I'm bored.

27. Ma Yun and I are playing mahjong. We expect to play for three hours. We have to find Ma Huateng in advance.

28. From then on, mountains and rivers don't meet, and we don't know the long and short of the old people.

29. I want to dance a colorful plumage and get drunk in your arms with all my youthful charm and gentleness in the floating red leaves.

3. Congratulations on unlocking my little cutie.

31.[ Automatic reply] The fairy is coming down to earth, please wait patiently.

32. Welcome to the customer service hotline of China Sand Sculpture, press one for typing chat, press two for voice chat, press three for home chat, press four for grass continuation, press five for fire continuation, press six for others, and press seven for online chat.

33. Hello, I'm not here right now. Please wake me up with bubble tea potato chips lollipop double skin milk jelly seaweed chocolate hamburger chicken nuggets Orlean crispy sausage pine nuts almond pistachio figs Bighead fruit beef jerky hemp cake potato chicken ribs Sprite coke cone mango orange green lemon apple orange watermelon dragon fruit grape ice cream.

34. Please press four to automatically reply to the humorous sentences of the message. 35. I'm taking a shit. Do you want to come?

36. How many times do I have to say? As an attractive woman like me, only money can call me.

37. Your message has reached the other party, and I can't read it back.

38. Your little baby is not here, and your father is here.

39. Stop it, I love you.

4. I am grinding, and I can't greet you because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of the right to take maternity leave.

41. Stay here and I'll buy you some oranges.

42.[ Automatic reply] Because I am too fat, I have great resistance to running. I will come soon. Wait a minute ~

43. Some lovely and interesting automatic reply skills are cooling down. 1

44. Stay up the longest night and forget the person I love most.

45. Jackson Yee and I have gone to be astronauts, and we'll catch aliens for you when we come back.

46. Automatically reply that I can't read noble

47. Send a red envelope and I'll decide if I'm here or not.

48. Don't send me a message when I'm not here. Even if I see it, I won't reply to you, just like a person who pretends to sleep will never wake up, so don't look for me. I'm a heartless git, so stay where you are.

49. Wait a minute. I'll peel an apple for you to eat later.

5. Sorry, the subscriber you called is not here. Please bang your monitor at once until it sparks, and I'll give you a reply after hearing the noise. Fifty QQ auto-reply humorous sentences

QQ auto-reply humorous sentences

1. This is the headquarters. What can I do for you, Le Di?

2. Drink more hot water and dream less when it's cold

3. I'm going to eat shit, and I'll give you a bath later

4. Only when Logger Vick comes to cut down trees can you wake me up, Xiong Er cutie.

5. The stand-in messenger is online, but nothing is bigger than Euler.

6. I'm dead. I'm worried about small things, and I'm in love with big things.

7.? I went to the universe by rocket and crashed on the way. I'm afraid I can't come back.

8. read it.

9. If you don't reply, you've been herding cattle. If you haven't replied, you've lost the cattle.

1. Your little cutie is rushing to your chat interface in eight hundred miles.

11. If you don't come back, you are studying. If you don't come back, you are stupid.

12. Hello, if you need anything, please call Super Flash, or you can call the Wang Wang team. They will help you solve all the problems. Don't disturb my date with Jackson Yee. Thank you.

13. Please press one for typing and chatting.

14. Hello, I'm not here right now. Please wake me up with bubble tea potato chips lollipops, double-skin milk jelly, seaweed chocolate hamburger chicken nuggets, Orlean crispy sausage, pine nuts, almond pistachios, figs, pecans, beef jerky, potato and chicken ribs, Sprite Coke cone, mango orange, green lemon, orange watermelon, dragon fruit and grape ice cream.

15. Silent mode is turned on.

16. Hello, call the police 11 and the fire alarm 119. If you are in trouble, you can call Super Flash, or you can call the Wang Wang team. Anyway, I'm not here now.

17. Sorry, I'm not here now, so I won't talk to you later. QQ automatically replies to humorous sentences 2

18.[ Automatic reply] Because I am too fat, I have great resistance to running. I will come soon, wait a moment ~

19. I will decide whether I am here or not after sending a red envelope.

2. Ding Dong, my reply password is I love you!

21. Then what? So, what do you want to express?

22.Sorry, because the system thinks you look no different from a pig, it has arranged an automatic reply for you. Please leave a message.

23. I'm sorry, what you sent is still garbled. Would you please send it again?

24. I'm busy now, and I'll be busy later. How do you suggest I take the time to reply to you, little cutie?

25. Hello, I'm discussing with Gunala, the dark god, how to destroy the magic fairy castle. If you have any difficulties, you can call Super Flash or Wang Wang. Anyway, I'm not here now!

26. The girl you are looking for is not here. If you don't reply, you are in love with Yibo. If you don't reply, you are married. Thank you.

27. Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm done. There's no need to be in vain. You can't find me if you want to. If you and I have a previous life agreement, please wait a moment, be there or be square!

28. People who are coaxed together deserve to be wronged.

29.? If you don't come back, you are eating chicken. If you don't come back, you are eaten by chicken.

3. Don't ask me for money

31. Moon convenience store is selling tenderness

32. It's coming from Moon Planet.

33.[ Automatic reply] Don't worry, Little Cute is on her way, please prepare snacks and drinks and wait patiently ~

34. Hello, call 11 for alarm and 119 for fire alarm. If you are in trouble, call Super Flash, or call the Wang Wang team. I really can't go to the Delai Alliance. Anyway, I'm not here now. QQ automatically replies to humorous sentences 3

35. All services in our store are virtual services, and we don't accept complaints and reports. Everything is mainly sand sculptures. Please be responsible for your actions and wish you a pleasant experience.

36. I used automatic reply to explain that I still want to talk to you.

37. The rivers and lakes are far away, and we all go to the same place.

38. You are a beauty limited in summer, and you will reply during the taste appreciation period. <