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When he escaped from the Bagua Furnace for the seventh time, the Great Sage of Wuxing Mountain made up his mind to be an ape.

After hearing this, the Buddha sneered, "Your companion is a monkey and has become an elf. How dare he deceive his heart and try to seize the throne of the Jade Emperor? He has been practicing since he was a child and suffered 1750 robberies. Every 129600. How many years will it take him to enjoy this endless road? How dare you make such a big statement, you firstborn beast! Not the son of man! Not the son of man! Fold your life! Convert early, don't talk nonsense! But I am afraid that I will be killed in an instant, but unfortunately you are what you really are! "

"Although he is long and thin, he shouldn't stay long," said the Great Sage. As the saying goes,' emperors take turns to do it and come to my house next year.' Just teach him to move out and give me the heavenly palace. This is just a change. If you don't let it, you must disturb it, and it will never be clear! "