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Punch sentences (about 30)

1. Use a meal card in the canteen, and be sure to keep an eye on the machine when punching in to prevent 4 yuan from calling 40 yuan. This is not unheard of.

Since the implementation of the new punch card system, everyone complained bitterly, so the general manager had to order the restoration of the old system.

3. The bell for class becomes a bell, and one-way life is lost in traffic jam. March is regular and mediocre, just like a rhyming and obedient slogan.

The alarm clock doesn't go off, the road is blocked, the elevator can't get in, and when the world is abnormal, the punch card machine is always normal.

Don't forget to punch in after work, otherwise the hard work of the day will be in vain; Don't forget to pay for the treat, or you won't invite others to dinner; Don't forget to be happy when you see the text message, or it will waste my mind. Have fun after work.

6. When the pointer points to a certain point, you suddenly feel happy and trot until you punch in, punch in and get off work. I wish you happy after work, don't worry, work and life run separately!

7. Whether you go to class or not, the class is there. Punch in on time You do it, or you don't, the work is there, and you have to do it sooner or later. You shoot, or you don't shoot, the boss is there, waiting for you to shoot. You get it, or you don't get it, the salary is there, no increase or decrease. You have a holiday, or, however, the holiday is there, but you like it. Silently, go to work, get paid, eat.

8. An employee's attendance record lacks specific time for punching in and out.

9. We used to use a large number of punched cards for all kinds of computer data input, but now these have also been replaced.

10. Punch attendance record

However, employees are required to sign the work card every month for confirmation.

1 1. Civil service career, just like punching in?

12. Punching in at work reminds us of the importance of time in business.

13. For ordinary people who clock in at work all day, the life without work from nine to five is mouth-watering, but for those who have freedom but no guarantee, life is like this. You don't know what your peak years are like unless you accumulate over time. Zhang Jiawei?

14. No office politics, no clock, no computer waiting.

15. Sometimes it seems that you should punch before going out.

16. Manager Li: Here is your work permit. Li's new knowledge. Punch in at work.

17. I didn't punch in until nine o'clock sharp.

18. Clock records can be used not only to calculate hourly wages, but also to prove employees' punctuality.

19. When using any type of punching machine to input data, small rectangles will also appear on the paper.

For a long time, "we" have not observed the tides of rivers, the sunsets, the buds on them, and the mysterious and impermanent providence and its surprises. "We" are used to punching in the same program every day, thinking and writing in line with academic norms.

2 1. A buddy, usually the wife is in charge of money at home. Once, my wife was on a business trip. As a result, he didn't even have money to eat, so he came to my house for dinner. "Why don't you ask your sister-in-law?" "I answered, she punched in, and I didn't answer." "Why don't you take it?" "She said the password was the date of our first movie." "Stop it. I understand! Eat vegetables. " .

22. I'm too busy at work today to miss you. For example, time flies and the bell flashes by, so I can't forget to punch in. Friends should keep it in mind and send you text messages. I deeply bless you. Wish: Happy and long after work!

23. Birds return to their nests and come off work; Turn off the computer and clean the desktop; Take off work clothes and punch in; SMS call, blessing report; I am in a good mood and laugh heartily; Good luck surrounds you and happiness covers you! Have a nice day off work!

24. As soon as the alarm sounded in the morning, the fighting began. After breakfast, I hurried all the way to the bus stop. Get off the bus and go straight to work. Punching in counts as customs clearance. Hard work every day, a tired return trip. Office workers, don't recite when you are tired!

25. Tips: There are less than ten minutes before work! Please finish your work, pack your backpack and end your working time in the punching office! Let's start a happy time! I wish you a happy life after work!

26. I think: I am lucky. Walking in the street in autumn and winter, there is no need to rush or rush to punch in. Instead, you can stop while walking and see your favorite branches reflected in the blue sky. I feel that because of freedom, I am as beautiful and happy as they are. Rico?

27. This is a reply to your memorandum of June, 2006 12, when you suggested that all employees adopt the punch-in attendance system.

28. I agree with you very much. We should take measures to improve work efficiency. If we adopt the punch card system, we can manage our employees more strictly.

29.1911June 6, 2006 16, the company of calculation, tabulation and timing was announced. This company is a merger of a company that makes meters, a company that makes commuter punched cards and another company that makes other machines.

30. Since 2009, our company has been committed to developing various aluminum buttons and punching machines for packaging. The product is suitable for punching fruit net bags, edible fungi bags and fresh food packaging bags in supermarkets.