A collection of particularly interesting and creative homophonic memes (56 sentences)

Part 1 of those particularly interesting and creative homophonic memes

1. What will Want Want Snow Cake turn into when it gets hot? Want Want Senbei.

2. When I was fourteen years old, I caught a cicada, and I thought I had caught the whole summer. Unexpectedly, the cicada said: "I can't say that I hate it, but I just like it at all?

3. If Wang Zhihuan doesn’t change it, ask Cai Yuan to compensate.

4. Spongebob was fired by Mr. Crab. SpongeBob said with tears: "Mr. Crab..." Mr. Crab. : "You're welcome"

5. Kai's father is entering the tower. What about her?

6. "That girl. Well, I have Apple skin and my smile is very natural.” “What do you mean, girls with Android phones have trouble when they smile?”

7. I was ironing my clothes today, but they wrinkled no matter how I ironed them. , I said don’t wrinkle, don’t wrinkle, don’t leave.

8. I am a bear cookie. One day, I accidentally fell down from the stairs, and then I broke.

9. This is the back of my hand, this is the back of my foot, you are my baby

10. If you don’t even love me, then what do you love? Einstein<. /p>

11. Oh my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I suppressed my excitement and replied: Then you can do it first, and then we can talk again. An hour has passed, why hasn’t the goddess finished doing it?

12. Guo Donglin suddenly had kidney stones and his agent called his wife: Donglin had stones. His wife was stunned: How about seeing the sea?

13. Pumpkins, purple sweet potatoes and peanuts are good friends. , one day Peanut asked them to play, Pumpkin asked Peanut, who else is there, Peanut said, I am Zisha and you, do you hear me?

14. It rained and I stepped on the mud. The mud hurt me and I fell. I hate mud. Did you hear me? I hate mud.

15. I made a plan during the winter vacation because I was lazy and finished it.

< p> 16. "I might be a loach" "Why" "Because I like mud"

17. Look, today's moon is not pretty at all. It is neither round nor bright. Yes, I don't forgive you. Forgive me.

18. During the festival, the little white rabbit said to the deer angrily: You see other girls can receive flowers, why don’t you give them to me? I am a sika deer.

19. Once upon a time, there was a child named Xiao Ming, but Xiao Ming didn’t hear it. Part 2 of those particularly interesting and creative homophonic jokes

20. The sparrow mother smells the little sparrow. : "Baby, what kind of hairstyle do you want to wear today? "Little sparrow: "Chirp ~"

21. The emperor returned from a private visit incognito. When the empress dowager met, she asked, "Are my children tired from this trip?" The emperor was shocked and said, "my...my name is lilei?" "

22. The mother cat scolded the kitten and said: "Why did you tear the caught mouse into pieces? Don't you think it is cruel to do so?" The kitten Li Qudi said: But the mouse pieces It’s really delicious.

23. Let me share with you the types of chili peppers, non-spicy, slightly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy. It’s spicy for my birthday today

24. Lie to me. You can have feelings, but you can't cheat me out of money. I can love many people in my life, but I really can't make much money.

25. A lost ant asked another ant: "How do you get back?" Ant Nest", the ant was asked: "With a smile or in silence? "

26. One day, the elk got lost, and then he called the giraffe: "Hey, I'm lost. The giraffe said: "Hey, I'm a giraffe." ”

27. One day, the little bear planted a strawberry and a mango, and found that the strawberry grew very slowly. The little bear said: You can’t do it, Berry, you can’t do it, did you hear that? I can’t do it without you.

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28. I was so hungry, so I had to hold my fist and hit myself in the stomach to help myself vent my hunger.

29. m and n got into a fight and m finally admitted that he was wrong. sorry.

30. Our country has invented drone technology in the Tang Dynasty. Du Mu’s "Passing Through the Huaqing Palace" contains a record: "The concubine riding on the red dust is laughing, and the drone is tied to the lychee."

31. You said that girls with apple-shaped muscles have a natural smile. Do girls with Android phones have a stuck smile?

32. I wanted to eat puffs today, but found that they were squashed. But my mother said I couldn’t eat it because it was flat.

33. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck has mud.

34. A crab accidentally bumped into a loach when he went out for a walk. The loach was very angry and said, "Are you blind?" The crab said aggrievedly: "No, I am a crab!"

35. I told the wind that the wind was blowing to the west, and the wind pouted and said, "You are like a watermelon."

36. "What book did you buy?" "Programming." "C++ or Java" "Shen Congwen"

37. The light next to the bedroom at home was flashing that day. Call the maintenance technician. What questions does he ask? I said: "The lights next door to the bedroom are too bright." He said: "Catch the vine of love?"

38. If you don't even add my WeChat account, what do you add, Canada? Part 3 of those particularly interesting and creative homophonic memes

39. I have a surprising job” “What?” ""Digging Lotus Roots"

40. If I call a toad a toad, is it cute? If I call a coyote a wolf, only Gina finds it cute.

41. I went to an island today, called Buavojiura Island

42. No one understands you, is it aggrieved? Do you think anyone understands the math question? Is it aggrieved?

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43. When Alice was sick, I played "Cure Alice"

44. I heard that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because they often say, "You should lose weight." /p>

45. I understand the truth that ugly people should study more. People used to say that I was not good at studying, but they were actually praising me for being beautiful.

46. Even I don’t. Do you care, what do you care about, Italy?

47. One day, the boy was wiping the table and accidentally wiped two ants to death. A little ant came and the boy asked it: "Little ant, you Where are your parents? "The little ant said: "You wiped it to death"

48. Others think the buzzing is annoying, but you say it is such a beautiful mosquito, so I tickle you!

49 .My uncle cut his head and became fierce, because he turned into a vulture.

50. Men are not lustful, so what? Are you good?

51. In the dead of night, Every time I want to ask myself how I managed to achieve both academic and emotional success.

52. When I was learning to drive, the coach gave me a Japanese name: Panasonic Sand Car.

53. I was struck by the scene. You take two words, touch life.

54. I am a little sheep, and I shed a lot of hair on my body tonight, so I have insomnia.

55. There was a piece of bread walking on the road, and I sprained my foot while walking. It turned out to be a croissant.

56. If you don’t even taste it with me, what should you taste? Are you creative? A collection of dot’s homophonic stem sentences

Creative dot’s homophonic stem sentences (Part 1)

1. “What book did you buy? ""programming. ""C++ or Java""Shen Congwen"

2. I asked my mother, why can't the candle flames stop for a while? My mother said it's because he is a spiritual boy."

3. I went to buy Roujiamo and asked the boss to add more spicy food. As soon as I took a bite, it fell to the ground and was stained with mud. I cried. It turns out that this is called "spicy buns like mud."

4. The little rabbit planted a fruit tree in the spring. When she went to see it in the fall, she muttered, "No fruit, no fruit."

5. Even I don’t care, what do you care? Hulunbuir?

6. Let me share with you the types of peppers, non-spicy, slightly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy, I It’s a hot birthday today.

7. I said to the crow’s feet at the corners of my eyes: We have to bounce around.

8. It is normal not to reply to messages. Have you ever seen a beautiful woman who is not busy?

9. I am easy to get along with. If I don’t get along well, I will find the reasons myself.

10. One day, several classmates were eating in the cafeteria, and a Qing palace drama was playing on the TV in the hall. After finishing the meal, I wanted to wipe my mouth, but found that there was no paper, so I asked my classmates who had paper. The climax came, and the words just Falling, a long and soft eunuch's voice came to mind from the TV, "The Emperor has a decree."

11. If you don’t come to me to talk about love, then what are you talking about? Talk about crow’s feet.

12. Boys nowadays are really interesting. They talk about showing off when watching a movie with a girl. I have classes with more than fifty girls. Did I say anything?

13. We can’t let people who are afraid of heights go to the rooftop to practice courage every day, and we can’t let people who are afraid of ghosts go shopping in Guijie every day.

14. Fahai will never be a rapper because he won’t forgive snakes.

15. I was on an island recently, and my friend asked me which island I was on. I was on the Poverty Island.

16. Today I was shooting basketball. I couldn’t bounce the basketball high because it was deflated. That’s right. Why did you give up?

17. If Ouyang Xiu can't do it, go find Wang Zhiqian.

18. Once upon a time, there was a little pig who planted a strawberry and a mango. The strawberry grew very slowly, so the little pig said to the strawberry, "You can't do it, Berry, you can't do it."

19. I was ironing clothes today, but they would wrinkle no matter how I ironed them. I said don’t wrinkle them, don’t wrinkle them, don’t leave.

20. I want to take you to eat roasted purple sweet potato, and then whisper in your ear "I am purple sweet potato and you". Creative homophone sentences (Part 2)

21. "What do you think a piece of glass will say about jumping off a building?" "What?" "Good night, I'll break it."

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22. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed and said nothing. Finally, I couldn't help but lift the lid, and it turned out that what was steaming was boring.

23. Do you know why Beijingers don’t say homophones? Because old Beijing is disharmonious.

24. Asked Shihou when he misses home the most, he answered: Late at night, why? Because in the dead of night, the stone monkey is homesick.

25. Girls who love to laugh are always in good shape. Why? Leji wins.

26. "What will happen if you put a pear and a grain of rice in the refrigerator?" "Frozen pear and rice (don't leave me)!

27. One day I was playing the bottom lane of the King and kept dying. I told my teammates to guard the bottom lane, guard the bottom lane, guard the bottom lane, guard the bottom lane, did you hear me?

28. The tiger in the zoo gave the lion green. Why? Because Tiger has a Green Lion certificate.

29. If you don’t like it, who will I send the selfie to?

30. I am a relatively mature person, like Things like not eating out of anger are only done after eating.

31. I can’t say beautiful things, but I am talking about beautiful things.

32. I know. Why does Doraemon have no neck? Because the blue neck is muddy. 33. From now on, my mascot will be you, crab! ——Because you have money (pliers). p> 34. Men are not lustful, so what? Are you good?

35. Shiitake was hit by an orange while walking on the road. Shiitake said angrily: "You don't have eyes, go to hell." ." Then the orange died. Because the bacteria want the orange to die, the orange has to die. .

36. One day I found a little bit of dust on my body. I slapped it hard but it couldn’t fall off. The dust wouldn’t go away. The dust wouldn’t go away. Did you hear that? You can’t go back.

37. Tell those who used to look down on me that I own a house, not rent it, but just opened it in Kings Canyon, okay?

38. If you don’t even love me, then what do you love? Do you love Qiyi?

39. The little animals had a dinner together, but the little elephant was very angry. It turned out that this was a weather bureau.

40. I went to buy oysters. On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and burrowed into the soil. It turns out that oysters like mud.

Creative homophone sentences (Part 3)

41. The door handle of grandma’s house is very thick, and there is a sound when opening the door. Later, when I asked, I found out that it is called a rough door

42. a: What did you eat today b: Didn’t eat duck b: I ate hot and sour bamboo shoots

43. In the dead of night, every time I want to ask myself how I manage both academics and relationships. Wrong.

44. In the zoo, a tiger turned a lion green. The lion was very angry and the tiger felt innocent. When the keeper asked, he found out that the tiger had a lawyer's license.

45. Hello, I want a cup of pumpkin almond dew, not melon, not apricot, not dew, but Nanren.

46. A crab accidentally bumped into a loach when he went out for a walk. The loach was very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab felt aggrieved: "No, I am a crab!"

47. When the Want Want snow cake is hot, it turns into Want Want quilt!

48. The animal that should not be messed with the most is the orangutan, because it beats its chest.

49. I raised a bunch of chickens, but none of them could lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chicken skills?

50. If the coal fails to ignite, it turns out to be a fault with the coal.

51. The Foolish Old Man said to his son: Move the mountains, move the mountains. Son: Shining.

52. If Wang Zhihuan refuses to change, then ask Cai Yuan to compensate.

53. “I have a surprising job.” “What?” Crow's feet?

55. Falling in love is not that easy, everyone has his mobile phone.

56. The crab and the clam took the exam together. The crab was found to be cheating. The teacher asked the crab whose copy you copied. The crab said: "I copied the clam's copy." The teacher said: "You are a piece of shit."

57. On the way home when I went to buy oysters, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turned out that this is called oysters liking mud.

58. What will happen to Wangwang Snow Cake when it feels hot? , Want Want Senbei.

59. This is a pencil. This is a pen. You are my baby.

60. The little bear had a flower, but the flower withered. The little bear said sadly: Don’t let the flower wither. Did you hear that? Don't cry. Part 1 of a particularly interesting homophonic meme to be posted on WeChat Moments

Part 1 of a particularly interesting homophonic meme to be posted on WeChat Moments

1. An old colleague’s signature on DingTalk reads “God is a girl” me When asked why he is so artistic, he said that this is called "God is unfair".

2. This is the back of my hand, this is the top of my foot, you are my baby.

3. You didn’t stay up all night, so what did you stay up for? Will Ollie give it to you?

4. Do you know why seagulls stop calling when they arrive in Europe? Because Parisian gulls are mute.

5. I was just reported as a nuisance by my neighbor because I am so poor.

6. Kai’s dad on the bottom lane has entered the tower, so he can’t go down the tower! What her? Defend, defend from going down the tower. Can't let go.

7. The name of the doctor who helped Wang Dalu deliver the baby must be Columbus, because he discovered the New World.

8. I am a condensed milk bun, and today I lost my temper.

9. You were admitted to Tsinghua University, and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potatoes, baked sweet potatoes, grilled sweet potatoes, sweet and fragrant baked sweet potatoes.

10. Xiao Ming felt unwell and went to the doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said "throat is inflamed." Throat: "Hi"

11. I told the wind that the wind was blowing from the west. He said, "You are like a watermelon."

12. One day I found a little bit of dust on my body. I slapped it hard but it couldn’t fall off. The dust wouldn’t go away. The dust wouldn’t go away. Did you hear that? You can’t go back.

13. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you blow to the west" Wind: "You are like a watermelon"! ! !

14. During the festival, the little white rabbit said to the deer angrily: You see other girls can receive flowers, why don’t you give them to me? The little deer said pitifully: Because I am a sika deer.

15. When the Wangwang snow cake feels hot, it will turn into a Wangwang quilt.

16. The mother cat scolded the kitten and said: "Why did you tear the caught mouse into pieces? Don't you think it is cruel to do so?" The kitten Li Ququ said: But the mouse pieces are really delicious.

17. The child asked his mother why the flame of the candle could not stop for a while. The mother said it was because it was a small spiritual fire

18. I went to work in the fields today. , I was lucky enough to be a star for a time. People passing by called me: It’s hot in the ground.

19. Boys nowadays are really interesting. They talk about showing off when watching a movie with a girl. I am in class with more than fifty girls. Did I say anything?

20. That day, the light next to the bedroom at home was flashing. I called the maintenance technician. What question did he ask? I said: "The light next to the bedroom is too bright." He said: "Catch the vine of love?" Part 2 of a particularly interesting homophonic meme copy posted on Moments

21. Do you have "A Brief History of Time"? Me What are you doing picking up that thing when you have time!

22. I didn’t bring any books to class today. The teacher asked me where the books were. Yeah, where did I lose?

23. "What do you think a piece of glass will say about jumping off a building?" "What?" "Good night, I'll break it."

24. The company conference room How did the door handle break? It was the boss who broke it in anger.

25. The little deer took pictures of the little rabbit, but couldn't take any pictures. The little deer asked the little rabbit to jump, "You are too short." The little rabbit was so anxious that he wanted to cry, "I'm not short, I'm not that little." Not short either”

26. Coix works like a barley, and Xiaoding does a small thing.

27. A boy ate his classmate, who happened to be a boy.

28. The animal that should not be messed with the most is the orangutan, because it beats its chest.

29. Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general said angrily: "How dare you petrify a humble wife!" Medusa: "Hate...hate other people's hearts?"

30. I am a medicine for weight loss. I can make people lose weight. I don’t use medicine. I don’t use medicine.

31. If Ouyang Xiu can't do it, go find Wang Zhiqian.

32. Sun Wukong’s golden hoop disappeared. He went to ask the land father-in-law. Sun Wukong asked: “Where is my golden hoop?” “Great Sage, your golden hoop is perfect for you.”

33. It rained heavily today. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said no umbrella, no umbrella. Did you hear me? Don’t scatter. Don’t scatter.

34. From now on, my mascot will be you, crab! ——Because you have money (pliers)

35. The tiger in the zoo turned the lion green, why? Because Tiger has a Green Lion certificate.

36. The mother sparrow asked the little sparrow, "Baby, what kind of hair are you wearing today?" I don’t even taste it, so what should I taste? Is it as good as it is?

38. Xiao Ming had a quarrel with his mother, and Xiao Ming rushed out of the door angrily, so there was no door to Xiao Ming’s house.

39. One day, the little bear was washing clothes, but there was a spot that couldn’t be cleaned no matter how hard he washed it. Mother Bear said, “Rub it carefully.” The little bear said with red eyes, “I’ve rubbed it, I’ve rubbed it,”

40. When I wear Gucci, my tears are always para para dior. Part 3 of a particularly interesting homophonic meme copy posted to Moments

41. If you don’t even reply to my message, what are you replying to? Twice-cooked pork?

42. Why do I always want to eat when I am in a bad mood? It’s because I feel so sad.

43. When I was seventeen years old, I grabbed a cicada. I thought I caught the whole summer. Cicada: I can’t say I love it, but I just like it at all!

44. I bought a steamed bun on the road. When I went back and ate it, I couldn’t stop crying. It turned out to be a really good steamed bun!

45. One day, the little bear planted a strawberry and a mango, and found that the strawberry grew very slowly. The little bear said: "Berry, you can't do it. Berry, you can't do it. Did you hear that? I can't do it without you."

46. Candle: Mom, why does our flame jump one after another? Candle Mom: Silly child, because we are small spiritual fires!

47. A duckling said to the chicken: "I like you". The chicken said to the duckling: "You don't have to duck."

48. Find Ouyang Xiu.

49. In the zoo, a tiger turned a lion green. The lion was very angry and the tiger felt innocent. When the keeper asked, he found out that the tiger had a lawyer's license.

50. Only ugly people find partners, and beautiful people sell air conditioners.

51. The male shark stunned the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the police asked him why. He said aggrievedly: "I just wanted to take two photos of the stunned shark with her." . ”

52. There was a piece of glass that was a little sleepy and then it jumped down from the building and said: Good night, I broke it!

53. "Why does Xu Xian let Bai Suzhen go when she sings every time she gets angry?" "Because she is best at singing snake songs."

54. Embarrassing, Wearing a mask and hat to buy late-night snacks, but still being recognized: What should the beauty have?

55. If you can’t find a stirring tool when making milk, you can use a key. The inventor of this method It's Li Bai, and there are words to prove it: The key can make milk, I want to learn from Li Bai.

56. Green onion asked Chili, did you go to a hot pot restaurant today? Pepper said I didn't go, and Green Onion asked again, then who went? Chili said it must be garlic, do you understand? It's garlic.

57. One day, the little bear was playing with the balloon bear, shouting and chasing, Qiuqiu, don’t go, Qiuqiu, don’t go, did you hear that, please don’t go.

58. I accidentally touched my knee when I just went out. It’s so painful. It’s so painful. Did you hear that? It’s such a pity.

59. If you don’t even talk about love, then what are you talking about? Are you talking about getting crow’s feet?

60. Look, look, the moon today is not pretty at all. It is neither round nor bright. Yes, I don’t forgive, I don’t forgive. Interesting copywriting of provocative homophonic memes

Interesting copywriting of provocative homophonic memes (Part 1)

1. I see that the dog in the country at home is having a very happy life every day, worry-free It's carefree, so I asked it "What's the secret to being carefree every day", and it said "woof, woof, woof"

2. You don't even like me, What do you like? Xizhilang?

3. When I was seventeen years old, I grabbed a cicada. I thought I caught the whole summer. Cicada: I can’t say I love it, but I just like it at all!

4. Why is Chang'e so fickle? Answer: Because her name is change

5. If the mobile phone has a large memory, it can store a lot of self-confidence, and then know its own changes: the sea of ????memory confidants.

6. A pineapple went to get a haircut. He sat there for a long time and the barber never gave him a haircut, so he said: "Please take care of me" (angrily coaxing the subject's eyes)

7. I am a little sheep. I lost a lot of hair on my body tonight, so I have insomnia.

8. I didn’t bring any books to class today. The teacher asked me where the books were. Yeah, where did I lose?

9. "Why do you have to eat eight pears when you eat them?" "Because my family is a family with eight pears."

10. The little ducks lined up to get their mother. A little duck wanted to be aligned with the duck in front of it, but it couldn't be aligned, so the little duck said anxiously, "It's not aligned with the duck, it's not aligned with the duck, I'm sorry."

11. I still hate you, just like the neighbor who ate Sichuan peppercorns and numbed the next door.

12. I just took a bite of spoiled watermelon and my stomach hurt. I went to the hospital and got a test.

13. A crab accidentally bumped into a loach when he went out for a walk. The loach was very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab felt aggrieved: "No, I am a crab!"

14. It is said that when Ruda uprooted a weeping willow tree, he was so frightened that the flowers nearby closed up, so others called him "Flower Closed".

15. The clothes are wrinkled and I can’t even iron them with an iron. I said don’t wrinkle them, don’t wrinkle them. Did you hear me? Don't go.

16. Which animal is the most vicious? Answer: It's an orangutan, because it strikes hard.

17. Do you know why Beijingers don’t say homophones? Because old Beijing is disharmonious.

18. Wu Jing encounters a mouse—Wu Jing stomps on him!

19. Do vampires like spicy food? Don't like it because they like "blood".

20. Guo Donglin suddenly had kidney stones. His agent called his wife: Donglin had stones. His wife was stunned: How about looking at the sea? Interesting provocative homophonic meme copy (Part 2)

21. Xiao Ming went to the doctor when he felt unwell. After diagnosis, the doctor said "throat is inflamed" and his throat: "Hi"

22. The child’s chocolate melted and fell to the ground. The child said it looked like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

23. I wanted to eat a puff today, but found that it was squashed. My mother said I couldn’t eat it because it was a flat puff.

24. There is a group of little ducks looking at the moon, but the moon is always not round. One little duck whispered: It is not round and bright, it is not round and bright. Did you hear that? I don’t forgive you.

25. This is a pencil. This is a pen. You are my baby.

26. I accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the rag on the table fell off and rolled out of the door. It turned out that the rag (cannot) go out!

27. Zhuge Liang burned Red Cliff and borrowed the east wind eight times to become Zhu Bajie!

28. Two adults are playing chess. The child: Uncle, your rook is gone. Uncle: What kind of car? This is called JU. Child: Oh, uncle, you were ridden away by yourself.

29. Let me share with you the types of chili peppers, non-spicy, mildly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy. Today is spicy for my birthday.

30. One day I found a little bit of dust on my body. I slapped it hard but it couldn’t fall off. The dust wouldn’t go away. The dust wouldn’t go away. Did you hear that? You can’t go back.

31. One day, the little duck was reading a book. Mother Duck said it’s time to eat. Close the book. Close it. Make peace. Did you hear it?

32. One day the little duck was reading a book. Another little duck said he wanted to eat. Close the book. Good duck, good duck, good duck. Can you make up?

33. Today I will give you some popular science about fruit puree, mashed potato, sweet potato puree, purple potato puree, and I really want puree.

34. "Have you seen my crape myrtle?" "Isn't your mouth right on your face?"

35. No one understands you. Isn't it aggrieved? ?Do you think anyone understands the math problem? Is it wronged?

36. I bought a piece of clothing today and I feel comfortable wearing it. Did you hear it? It’s always been there.

37. "Go and find out where the undercover's hometown is!" "The undercover's home is in the northeast, on the Songhua River."

38. Just now, I saw a foreigner who spoke fluently His English is very good. I asked him whether he pronounced it in American or British accent, and he said that he wanted to go out and watch electronic music.

39. Wearing AirPods all day will affect your luck in love, because AirPods have no audio source. Wire.

40. If you don’t even want me, what do you want? Food? Interesting and provocative homophonic meme copywriting (Part 3)

41. I am a condensed milk bun, and today I lost my temper.

42. The mother sparrow heard the little sparrow: "What hairstyle do you want to wear today, baby?" The little sparrow said: "Chirp~"

43. Xiao Ming got lost in the wild at night, it was cold At night, he could only hold a tombstone to keep warm. That one was an insulating monument.

44. Tell those who used to look down on me that I own a house, not rent it, it was just opened in Kings Canyon, okay?

45. I am an easy person to get along with. If I don’t get along well, I will find the reasons myself.

46. Beautiful women’s rooms are usually messy. After all, they are beautiful women in messy rooms.

47. "You choose literature or theory" "I choose theory"

48. I met a boy in the elevator and he pressed the button for the eighth floor. Ha, he really knows how to give hints. The eighth floor kind of likes me.

49. Once upon a time, there were two turtles that looked very similar. One was called home and the other was called out. After the physical examination, the doctor took the case sheet and asked who the sick one belonged to. Take a closer look. , I am a turtle at home.

50. I accidentally hit the corner of the table at home and the rag fell off and rolled out of the door. It turned out that the rag could go out

51. The mother sparrow combed the hair of the little sparrow. Ask her what hairstyle she wants? The little sparrow said: Chirp Chirp

52. I bought a steamed bun on the road. When I went back and ate it, I couldn’t stop crying. It turned out to be a good lonely steamed bun!

53. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked and found out that it was a good thing.

54. I was just reported as a nuisance by my neighbor because I am so poor.

55. Asked Shihou when he misses home the most, he answered: Late at night, why? Because in the dead of night, the stone monkey is homesick.

56. How did the door handle of the company conference room break? It was the boss who broke it in anger.

57. I couldn’t help but open a pack of spicy strips at home. I felt even worse halfway through the meal. I looked at the name and it turned out to be Xiang Tan Lian Ai Spicy (I want to fall in love)!

58. The teacher told us: In a circle, the distance from any point on the circle to the center of the circle is equal. The content of this class is guessing an old Beijing food - teaching circle.

59. Even I don’t cherish it, so what do you cherish? Zhen Huanzhuan?

60. Omelette’s song to express her love for poached eggs, “This is a little Omelette’s song” Love song~" Interesting and provocative homophonic meme copywriting (Part 4)

61. Do you prefer pineapple juice, strawberry juice or my little kid juice.

62. I raised a bunch of chickens, but none of them could lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chicken skills?

63. Standing opposite were No. 1, No. 2, No. 3, No. 4, No. 5, five enemies. My bodyguard said to me, "Master, please tell me how many to beat."

64. The reporter asked Zeng Yi: You have so few lyrics and only sing a few words at a time. Can you make money? Zeng Yi: If you don’t earn much, just make a living and spend money.

65. Why do I always want to eat when I’m in a bad mood? It’s because I feel so sad.

66. The dragon thanks the crab for cooking it, and the kindness is the crab's kindness to the dragon.

67. While I was eating, there was a power outage. I quickly took a few mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, could this be the legendary "Pak La La" light?

68. The door handle of grandma’s house is very thick, and there is a sound when opening the door. Later, when I asked, I found out that it is called a rough door.

69. “I may be a loach” and “Why "Because I like mud"

70. "Why do you often feel dizzy when riding in a car?" "That's because you don't memorize multiplication tables."

71. Little. The duck asked the mother duck: "Mom, what is this between our toes?" The mother duck said: "Webbed" The duck covered her face and burst into tears: "Why don't you say it if you don't want to? Why are you laughing at others?"

72. The growth cycle of lotus root is 200 days, while it only takes more than 50 days for chickens to grow from chicks to chicken legs, chicken steaks, and chicken breasts. In a short period of time, the chicken becomes the same as the lotus root.

73. If you don’t even love me, then what do you love? Einstein

74. If you don’t even talk about love, then what are you talking about? Are you talking about getting crow’s feet?

75. Xiao Wang’s father is very strict and not good at words. He did not write a letter to his son during the four years of college. Perhaps this is because he is strict and unfaithful

76. Xiao Wang The king didn't know how to cross the river. After searching on Baidu, he actually got across by ferry.

77. The little bear planted a fruit tree and took good care of the fruit tree every day until autumn. The fruit tree did not bear any fruit. The little bear said disappointedly: "No results, no results."

78. I was so hungry, so I had to hold my fist and hit my stomach to help myself vent my hunger.

79. Why is a flower funny? Answer: Because it has a plot.

80. A sheep migrates.