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Short skirt storm

This summer, miniskirts are particularly popular in a university, and one is shorter than the other.

After seeing it, the school leaders thought it was extremely unsightly and posted notices to strictly prohibit it. Who knows that as soon as the notice was posted, it caused an uproar.

The first response is the female students of the Chinese Department.

They wrote a limerick in the eyes of the publicity column: thousands of teachers and students quarreled because the skirts were too short. What is the specific situation? There is a report in the publicity column.

The second statement was issued by the school hospital and lost money every year. They wrote: the pathogen of cold is virus, "not cold";

The third person who stood up and protested strongly was the female student office of the school. They carefully made a big banner and hung it on the publicity column.

There are nine big characters cut from blow-molded paper on it: we want to liberate, not to be bound.

The school library has always been the advanced collective of the school, and naturally it is not far behind this time.

The distress of the library's constant loss of books is written on the bulletin board: let miniskirts become popular, and our eyes need to rest. Can you write? Can't I write?

After careful consideration, the school canteen also drew a sentence on the post: in fact, short skirts will shrink like ribs.

After the noon break, various departments also expressed their views.

The art department wrote: Venus proves that moderate scarcity will be better.

The Ministry of Environmental Protection wrote: Is global warming fake? !

The Department of Mathematics wrote: Because a rectangle with a length of 1 meter is allowed, it is reasonable for a square with a length of 0.3 meters to exist.

The History Department wrote: The beauty of The Story Of Diu Sim will not change because of the different views of Lu Bu and Guan Yu.

The physics department wrote: cloth is an indecent insulator, and so is air.

The Ministry of Justice wrote: What the law forbids is only the evil thoughts sprouting from the plaintiff's miniskirt, not the miniskirt worn by the defendant.

The Department of Economics and Trade wrote: Whether the school sells colored glasses to all boys or black stockings to all girls, we all want to take a stake.

The biology department wrote: The fundamental difference between humans and orangutans is not the length of skirts, but whether you can make different imaginations when you see long skirts and short skirts.

The Department of Physical Education wrote: Can you call a football team only if you have goalkeepers in pants and guards without shorts?

The political department wrote: From long skirts to short skirts to miniskirts, this is precisely the most powerful embodiment of democratic centralism.

The public relations department wrote: lowering the eyes of the negotiating opponents is exactly what we have been pursuing for four years.

Finally, the poor students' union could not bear loneliness, and wrote on the publicity column: Give us more subsidies. Look at us naked.

Seeing the strong protests from teachers and students, the school leaders had to give up, but they were worried that it would damage the prestige of the school.

After several main leaders met, they discussed, and the school office drafted a notice to get back some face.

The announcement is: Since we are an innovative generation, why are there so many opinions to designate June 2nd as the second April Fool's Day?

The first response is the female students of the Chinese Department.

They wrote a doggerel in the eyes of the publicity column: at the last minute, the school gave in and the negotiation result was a win-win situation. What is the specific situation? There is a report in the publicity column.

The second argument is that school hospitals lose money in contracting every year. They wrote: the latest new drug, anti-cold tablets, is guaranteed to be safe.

The third one that stands out is still the school girl's department. They carefully made a big banner, hung it on the publicity column, and cut out four big characters with blow-molded paper: Long live understanding.

The school library is not far behind, and it says on the publicity column: The latest miniskirt styles can be consulted in the school library.

After careful consideration, the school canteen also drew a sentence on the post: Students, please keep your distance when cooking.

After the noon break, various departments also expressed their views.

The Department of Fine Arts wrote: Body art will be widely accepted.

The Ministry of Environmental Protection wrote: Renewable resources have been protected, and I hope to make persistent efforts.

Mathematics department writes: Pythagorean theorem has been verified again.

The history department wrote: only ancient times have appeared in history.

The physics department wrote: According to the theory of relativity, boys are not far away.

The Ministry of Justice wrote: You have the right to remain silent, and your right is only to peep.

The Department of Economics and Trade wrote: It is suggested that the school organize an external exchange to strengthen its influence and increase intangible assets.

The biology department wrote: according to Darwin's theory of evolution, is there a trend of degradation?

The physical education department wrote: from short skirts to swimsuits, it is only the difference of competition events.

The political department wrote: persist in reform and opening up.

The public relations department wrote: welcome tangible women to join our department.

The Chinese Department wrote: Mr. Lin Yutang said that the shorter the speech, the better.

Finally, the poor students' union could not bear the loneliness, and wrote on the publicity column: Give us the long skirt you don't wear.