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Today is my birthday, and my girlfriend called early to say that she would come home at night to congratulate my birthday and give me a surprise! Hear the good news! I worked hard today, and I ran away from more than a dozen customers! Back to the company. It is three o'clock in the afternoon. When I went to the canteen, I only found a poor dish and a soup, three beans fried with meat (fried soybeans, green beans and peas) and radish soup. No way, after running all morning, the customer's stomach was growling, so he had to order a big plate of meat, fried three beans and a big pot of radish soup to eat! Unexpectedly, after work, my stomach is like the engine of a cross-country jeep! -The intense piston movement started! In a flash, puffs of gas rushed out of my body! I rushed to the place where no one was there, and my stomach began to sing softly in embarrassment, but it immediately turned into a rapid-fire puff! My stomach is so swollen! Just then, my girlfriend called to say that she had arrived home and told me to go home quickly. Alas! I have no choice but to go home. I hope she won't see my embarrassment! ……

On the way home, I deliberately tried to fart a lot. I'm almost home and my stomach feels much better. I think there should be no more problems. I saw my girlfriend waiting at the door in the distance. She looks a little excited. She shouted, "honey, I have prepared a great gift for you tonight, which will definitely surprise you."

Before I came in, my girlfriend covered my eyes tightly with a piece of cloth and said that she wanted to surprise me! He took me to the chair in front of the dining table and made me swear not to peek. Suddenly, I want to fart again. Just then, my girlfriend's cell phone rang. This saved my life! I made an excuse that it was too messy and asked her to answer the phone in another room! She insisted that I couldn't open the blindfold and made me swear! Then I ran to the other room to answer the phone. As soon as she left, I seized the opportunity, put all my weight on one leg and let my fart out. This fart not only rings, but also smells like rotten eggs. I could hardly breathe, so I touched the chair cushion and fanned it hard, trying to dispel the bad smell.

Just when I was in a good mood, another fart came again. I lifted my leg again and began to release it! It sounds like the rapid rotation of a diesel engine, and this time the smell is more serious. In order not to suffocate myself, I fanned the chair cushion with my arm, hoping that the smell would dissipate as soon as possible.

When everything is about to return to normal again, another fart can't wait to come. So I stood up, bent down and pursed my ass. Let it out. This fart is really first-class, even the newspaper behind it blows to the ground. ..........

I listened to my girlfriend's voice in the other room, because I was afraid to open the blindfold, because I had to keep my promise not to peek. I just kept farting in the dark, in order to quickly expel all the gas from my stomach without making the room worse! I unbuttoned my trousers, took off my underwear and pants below my stomach, exposed my ass, groped for the door of the balcony behind me, almost extended my whole ass to the balcony, and began to fart wildly ..., ah! Much better! After that, I danced and fanned the cushions everywhere in the house, praying that the stench would dissipate quickly ... So, for the next ten minutes, I kept farting and fanning the cushions. Finally, when I heard her say goodbye on the phone, the air in the room and my stomach were much better! I quickly tied my pants and arranged my hair, and began to wait for my dear girl to surprise me with an elegant smile.

When she approached, my face showed a satisfied smile and a warm expression. My girlfriend first apologized for calling me for so long, and then asked me if I had ever secretly opened the cloth. After I assured her that I didn't peek, my girlfriend took off the cloth that covered my eyes and said to me, "What a surprise! My girlfriend insisted that I bring them to see you today. They say you are very elegant and handsome in the photo! Here! You see, the five people sitting at the table are all good sisters of my unit, and the six people standing on the balcony are my best friends at school! "

At this time, I was extremely shocked and scared to find that there were many girls sitting on the table opposite me, and there were another bunch of girls standing on the balcony behind me. They all came to this birthday party that surprised me very much. Now, every one of them looks at me with an indescribable expression on his face, as if he had found a Martian.