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Make friends and drink coffee.

1, coffee has become more mellow in repeated polishing, and our feelings have become stronger in the daily collision.

2, the so-called genius, just put other people's coffee on the job.

3. How coffee ruined my day. From now on, I feel palpitations, vomiting and difficulty breathing from time to time. I'm afraid I'll lose sleep tonight.

4. Looking at a cup of coffee overnight, I feel a little gray and a little cold. I think only this cup of coffee can understand.

5, life is like coffee, self-confidence is like boiling hot water, and the combination of the two can be mellow.

6, faint elegant light music, the air exudes a strong coffee fragrance, making people want to come and go.

7. What's the feeling of insomnia after drinking coffee? Listening to my heartbeat, I want to sleep.

8. Life is like a cup of coffee. It is bitter. If you want to live a sweeter life, you must add some sugar cubes yourself.

9. Well, I lost sleep again yesterday. No matter how sleepy I am today, I will drink milk instead of coffee.

10, every time I drink coffee in the afternoon, I will lose sleep at night. The feeling of insomnia is really bad.

1 1, I didn't expect that I would lose sleep after drinking caramel macchiato.

12, smoke is bad for the lungs. Coffee is bad for the stomach. Love is bad for the heart. Good night, Wen.

13, recently I became addicted to coffee, and I couldn't sleep until two or three o'clock in the evening. I thought I would never drink again tomorrow, but I couldn't control it the next day.

14, love is really like a cup of coffee, bitter, sweet, but fragrant.

15, after drinking coffee, I am destined to fall asleep. what can I do? I can always fall asleep after tossing and turning.

16, I think I might want to try to sleep after drinking a few cups of coffee.

17, listen to a song occasionally, and imagine the feeling of waiting for a person's coffee in the afternoon. Then, return to reality.

18, love is the most fragrant coffee cup, and I promise to stay with you forever in my heart.

19, sitting alone in the corner of the coffee shop, the lights are dim, there is no coffee and snacks, only a glass of water.

20. Insomnia means having coffee and Pu 'er in the afternoon, or being stimulated by something, sitting on the carpet and watching all his Weibo. He is good to the whole world except me.

2 1, sleepy during the day, drinking coffee, insomnia at night, do you have insomnia leave?

22. It is snowing outside the window. I made a cup of coffee, and when it got cold, I knew I was thinking about you again. How can you understand my expectations?

23. I can't sleep after drinking coffee, and my brain has collapsed.

24, every time I drink coffee and milk tea, I will lose sleep. I can't bear to throw it after buying it.

25. I lifted my mouth and found that the cup of coffee was bitter. That's what my smile smells like.

26, insomnia with coffee, insomnia without coffee.

27. The aroma of coffee hovers in the air, which reminds me of my lost love.

28. I stayed up all night. After drinking tea and coffee, I can't sleep. Now I'm upgraded. I didn't sleep a wink all night after drinking a cup of milk tea. This is for immortality.

29. Never drink coffee or strong tea after afternoon. Insomnia is too painful

30. Love and pain, bitterness and sweetness, coffee and milk, these contrasts are the reasons why people live!

Television is not real life. In real life, people actually have to leave the coffee shop to work.

32. Have a cup of tea before going out after breakfast every day. I won't feel sleepy at noon, but I can fall asleep at night. If you drink coffee, you will lose sleep at night.

33. When people focus on their own hearts, it is a wonderful beauty. This kind of beauty is like the taste of coffee, which is intoxicating.

34. In the end, I don't know whether I lost sleep because of more and more regrets in my memory or because I drank coffee.

Put a cup of coffee on the table, and I will savor the bitterness. In fact, it left itself not bitter but unfinished.

36. Sometimes I suddenly feel depressed and don't want to talk or move. When people ask, they don't know how to answer. Really, I'm not pretending to be silent, I just can't tell. I still can't sleep after drinking coffee.

37. After drinking coffee, get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet every day. I have to go to work the next day. What should I do?

38, I don't know, to fall in love with coffee, that kind of bitterness, like the night, that kind of tranquility.

39. I only have insomnia once this year. I will never drink coffee at night and sleep more during the day.

40. I have been insomnia and drink coffee every three to five. After drinking coffee, I want to sleep with a little low-alcohol wine. Life is really too tangled, too bitter, too bitter and too bitter, lacking sweet strawberry flavor.

4 1. When you are alone, have a cup of coffee and read a book, and let other people's stories warm you. ...

42, drinking coffee at night basically does not need to sleep, insomnia all night. Have a matcha latte.

43. There is affection, friendship and love in coffee, depending on how you taste it.

44. Life is like a cup of coffee without sugar. It tastes bitter, but it will last for a long time.

45. Memories are like a cup of hot coffee. When you miss them, they will be very hot. Sometimes you just want to keep warm, but you are badly burned.

46. Love is like a cup of sweet coffee; Marriage is a coffee cup with leftover coffee grounds.

47. Never show mercy when it's time to shoot, and put away the impulse when it's time to be rational. Hey, I shouldn't drink coffee, I can't sleep!

48. It's really not suitable for drinking coffee. It's either dizziness or stomach upset, and I still have insomnia until two o'clock every time.

49.remind yourself! Never, never, never drink coffee again. I can't sleep until dawn every time I drink it.

50. I lifted my mouth and found that the cup of coffee was bitter. That's what my smile smells like.

5 1, love is like cold coffee, pour it out? Heating? Or do you want to drink boiled water instead?

52. Today, I visited Zhujiajiao ancient town and found many petty bourgeoisie coffee shops! There are also self-created brand stores! It's not bad to stroll around!

53. The cake is delicious and the coffee is sweet. There is no earthquake here. It's good to be alive.

54. I lifted my mouth and found that the cup of coffee was bitter. That's what my smile smells like. ......

55. It is snowing outside the window. I made a cup of coffee and held it until it got cold, and then I knew I was thinking about you again. How can you understand my expectations!

56. Actually, coffee is just like drinking. Some people only like beer, some people only like red wine, and some people drink all kinds of wine.