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The Fool Sings

Player: Zhang Xia Director: Wang Senhui Music: Teacher Meng

Idiot actor: Wang Senhui Venue coordinator/props: Shu Hui Yang Jing

Couple male actor: Fu Zhenhua Producer: Shanghai Kaiyue Glasses Co., Ltd.

Couple female Actor: Yang Jing Xu Ming

Big brother actor: Guo Jiafei

Wife actor: Dai Meiying

Bodyguard 1 actor: Zhang Zhile

Bodyguard 2 actor: Miao Jieyun

Opening song No. 1 Music

Host: In this materialistic society, true love is becoming more and more valuable. China is developing rapidly, but there are still some disadvantaged groups. They need people's care and help. As the old saying goes, as long as everyone gives a little true love, the world will be the most beautiful world. Please enjoy the social wide-angle photo music Drama lt; lt; Idiot Selling and Singing gt; Asking you to eat carrots and greens every day makes you look incompetent. Can I take you to a good place, Dongjin Hotel?

Couple girl: Okay, okay

Couple - just eat some at the ramen restaurant next door. How about a small restaurant? We only have this financial condition now. I will be fine in a few days. I will treat you to a big fish and meat. What are you doing with a straight face? There is delicious food, so sit down! I often come here to eat, and I said, boss lady, come~

Boss boss——Come on, come on, brother, it’s you again,

Couples—— What’s the matter, not welcome Ah?

Lady boss——Welcome, welcome! If you want to eat something today, you should first take a look at the menu.

Couple——This is my girlfriend!

The boss lady——Oh, this lady is so beautiful!

Couple - better than the one the day before yesterday!

The boss lady - be younger

Couples - let's do this, I won't order, you only have so many dishes, the same as the third child,

The boss lady - —Which one is the third one?

Couple - first bring me a green vegetable and stir-fry mushrooms, and then bring me a stir-fried mushroom with green vegetables

Boss lady - handsome man, are you kidding me, these two dishes you mentioned Ah, it's actually just a dish. Let me give you a recommendation. Look, this morning we got this new one - crabs, lobsters, fish, all fresh seafood.

Couple——Hey, there is seafood, please tell me earlier if there is seafood

Houselady——Of course there is seafood, what do you want to order

Couple—— —Look at my girlfriend, she is relatively thin. Let me make up for her with some seafood.

Lady Boss——Okay, give it a try!

Couple - just give me a piece of cold kelp!

Lady boss——OK! Please wait a moment! Couples are coming soon - and tomato and egg soup

(Big brother brings his girlfriend, show up!:: Let's go! Bro, I'll treat you to dinner!

Little brother: Thank you, big brother, couple ——Tell my wife: Kelp is a pure natural food, a seafood product! )

Brother——I’ve been admiring you for a long time, where can I eat it?

Wife: Brother, let’s go eat seafood, okay? Brother: There is a seafood restaurant here, stop here! Where are people? boss!

The boss lady - here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, please eat some fruit first!

Big Brother——Boss! (Loudly)

The boss lady - here you go, take a look at the menu first!

Brother - no need to look at the menu, let me have a sweet and sour fried glutinous rice cake first

The boss lady - sweet and sour? (Big Brother: Yes) You can’t do this! (Big Brother: I have a lot of money. If I say I have it, I will get it.) Okay, okay, then sweet and sour, do you want anything else? (Whatever you want, don’t forget to bring beer) Okay! ! !

Idiot——[/b] appears! : My dear, I am flying slowly, the boss lady is here!

Boss Wife—Why are you here again?

Fool—Boss, don’t worry, I’ll just sing a song and leave

Boss Wife— —I’m telling you idiot, sing a few songs and then leave. Stop making trouble like this. Do you hear me?

Idiot—Okay, I’ll wash the dishes for you later

Boss Wife - Wearing such clothes on a cold day, you won't be afraid of catching a cold.

Couple - Idiot

Idiot - Brother, do you want to order a song?

Couple——Diandiandian, let me order a song for my girlfriend, (Idiot: Okay)

Little brother——Idiot, my eldest brother is calling you! My eldest brother is over there.

Couples - don't do anything, first come, first served

Idiot - if you meet the underworld... Brother, please order a song

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Brother - you can order songs, but you have to stand firm first,

Idiot - stand still

Brother - stand still, why don't you shake your ass

Idiot - the ground is uneven

Brother - this young man has nice hair

Idiot - it’s permed,

Brother ——Where did you perm your hair?

Idiot——Microwave oven

Brother——Can you perm your hair in a fucking microwave oven?

Fool - save money

Brother - save money, look at you, everyone has a dream, what is your biggest dream

Idiot - Brother, my biggest dream is to be the district secretary in Danyang Development Zone

Brother - why the hell don't you go to Yangzhou and become the municipal party committee secretary?

Fool—?—Go there

Big brother—Be the secretary of the municipal party committee in Yangzhou

Fool—I won’t go there

Big brother— Why don't you go?

Fool - wherever the wind is strong, I will not be able to stand firmly. If I am blown into the river, I will become a bastard.

Big Brother: Who will you push to become a bastard?

Idiot: Big brother, I am a bastard

Big brother: This is not enough, come over here

Big brother: What kind of song can you sing?

Idiot: What kind of song can I sing? They can all sing

Big brother: You have a good voice, how much does one song cost?

Idiot: Five yuan for one song, ten bucks for three songs

Big brother : I’m pretty good at doing business

Fool: This is called small profits but quick turnover

Brother: Come on, baby, what song do you want to listen to

Wife: dear

Brother: Let me ask you what song you want to listen to

Wife: Dear, I want to listen to Tian Mi Mi

Brother: Idiot, sing me a sweet song

Fool:. . . . . .

Big Brother: Can you sing?

Idiot: Yes, you can

Big Brother: Dedicate it to my wife

Idiot: Big Brother, this is Your wife? Damn, is she pretty?

Brother: What?

Idiot: Is she pretty?

Brother: That’s pretty much it. Sing quickly

Idiot: Sweet, honey, I will lick your breasts

Wife: Surprised expression Big brother: You lick

Idiot: I don’t lick, you lick

Big brother: I don’t lick, and you can’t lick either.

Idiot: If I don’t lick, and you won’t lick it, it will get moldy

Big Brother: You can’t lick it if it gets moldy

Idiot: Then I won’t lick it

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Big Brother: Damn it, can you sing?

Idiot: It’s all changed and this is how you sing, kick your feet!

Big Brother: Come over here, come over here

Idiot: Brother, I’ve finished singing and you give me the money. I’m in a hurry to use the money!

Big Brother: You have the money. If you sing well, I will give it to you if Big Brother is happy

Fool: Very good

Big Brother: (Give one hundred yuan)

Fool: Brother, no, no, no need to look for it

Brother: Yeah

Fool: (pay back the money) Brother, when you finish singing, give it to me together

Big brother: Well, that’s pretty much it. I’m telling you, big brother, I’m happy for you to sing a nice song today.

Idiot: Then how about I sing a song just for you?

Big Brother: Give it to me

Idiot: Big Brother, let me sing it

Big Brother: Then sing it

Idiot: Let’s do it in twenty years Meet each other, push into the crematorium and burn it all to ashes, you push me into a pile, no one knows each other, flies and mosquitoes fly around us, dear friends, who should I give the best coffin to, give it to you, give it to you , I will give you the best coffin

Big brother: Yeah, kick your feet, yeah, your mother’s size, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah