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May Day greetings to funny pictures.

May Day greetings to funny pictures.

Lead: In daily study, work and life, everyone is familiar with greetings, which helps to promote communication and narrow the distance between people. What are the greetings you know? The following are the May Day greetings carefully compiled by funny pictures for your reference, hoping to help friends in need.

May Day greetings in funny pictures 1

I'm a little busy and tired at work. Life is a bit bitter, where can I find hope? The May Day holiday is coming, and happiness is a godsend. Happiness service area, health gas station. With good luck, with good luck. I wish you a pleasant journey and a happy May Day.

When May Day comes, I have a long vacation. I'm usually busy at work. Open my inner window, let go of my troubles and pains, and stay by your side happily. It doesn't matter how much money I earn. I want to protect my health and safety and try to stay healthy. I want to say hello to you. Happiness will always surround you.

May day, exercise muscles and drive away fatigue; Relax and have a good holiday; The editor sends a text message to send good luck. I wish you happiness, happiness and health.

May day brought me inner joy, a long vacation and a good rest, all my troubles and melancholy were swept away, and my dream continued until dawn; I wish you all the best in your May Day holiday. You have a happy work and family, rich financial resources, inner satisfaction, good health and good luck! Happy May Day!

Labor Day is coming, let's put aside our worries and go for an outing, enjoy the beautiful scenery, have a good mood, a strong fragrance and a indifferent smile. I wish you a happy May Day and long happiness.

On Labor Day, there are many good things, sightseeing is cheerful, relaxation is the happiest, and work and rest are happier. SMS wishes you all the best. Good luck and good luck are inseparable. Happy May Day.

May Day blessing from friends in Five Blessingg: First of all, I wish my friends good health; Second, I wish my friends prosperity; Third, I wish my friends good luck; Fourth, I wish my friends a high position; Fifth, I wish my friends a happy family, and happiness is unparalleled in the world.

Work hard, exercise the body and skin, and keep a good mood; Use your head and be tempted to make everything easy for you; Move your legs and feet, move your tongue, and keep your life happy. May Day is coming, I wish you happiness. Happy May Day!

The May Day holiday is coming again. Don't miss the outing. The weather is unpredictable, so always take a warm coat. Protect the environment, cherish the green, and don't litter. May you be pleasing to the eye and happy.

Brothers and sisters, Labor Day is coming. Take off your serious expression, relax your happy mood, make an appointment with friends and relatives, and enjoy this time in late spring and early summer. Don't forget to take an umbrella when traveling. Don't forget to add clothes this rainy season. In this cold season in the morning and evening, the only thing you can forget is your usual work. I wish you a happy May Day holiday.

May Day is coming, humming happy songs, singing happy songs, stepping on happy little steps, waving wild flags, blowing relaxed whistles, sorting out your pockets, opening your empty stomach and enjoying happy little days. I wish you a happy May Day!

We should achieve "five ones" during the May Day holiday. Be sure to rest and sleep until noon. Be sure to shop until the card bursts. Be sure to eat until you burp. Be sure to travel until your feet are soft. Be sure to be happy until your stomach hurts. Happy May Day.

Delete the fatigue of work and ensure that you are happy today; Set the beauty of life and keep eternal love; Paste a good mood and copy the message of blessing; May Day, I wish you happiness.

It's great that labor day is coming. Cotton keeps from ear to ear, millet bends with laughter, corn squeezes out big ears, and sorghum growls at the sky. The symphony of laughter and laughter, the sound of May Day happiness is high, and blessings are given to workers, who are happy and safe without worries.

Don't think about the troubles of life, give your mind a vacation; Let go of the fatigue of work and give your body a vacation; May Day friends have arrived, so give yourself a holiday. May you enjoy happiness and sweetness. I wish you happiness forever and a happy Labor Day.

Greetings to funny pictures on May 1 ST Labor Day 2

1, Spring has come, flowers are in bud, birds are singing, butterflies are playing, May Day, blessings are passed, I wish my friends, Labor Day, good health, good spirits during the holiday, and the God of Wealth will visit after the holiday. Happy May Day!

May Day: Playing cards can't drag your luck. Leopards and golden flowers will give you something, others will stare at you and others will pay you for it.

3, while the sun is not strong, the weather is not hot, I grab early, say hello, give you the happiest, safest, most successful, most relaxed and happiest, and wish you a happy May Day in advance!

I sincerely thank you for your contribution to the company in the past year. I wish you a happy May Day and all the best!

I don't want to sleep after a long night. I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep. So you can't sleep either!

6, hardworking and not hardworking, you said it yourself, others will count; Labor does not work, today you have the final say, others have the final say; Blessing or not, it doesn't matter who said it, only I said it. I want you to be happy during the May Day holiday!

7. The romance of wind chimes lies in arousing people's yearning for a better life; The profundity of Camel Bell lies in arousing people's yearning for a better future. Cell phone ringtones let you know that someone is silently wishing you a happy Labor Day!

8. I will send you a text message instead of a gift on May Day. Health and happiness are with you, and good luck is inseparable from you. And let me tell you, labor is the last word.

9. May Day: I want you to laugh in a good mood! I want you to smile and feel good! I want you to joke happily! I want you to giggle happily I want you to be funny when you are in a good mood!

10, May 1 warning: peace comes first, happiness comes last, health is left, and good luck is right. If the breakthrough is unsuccessful, I suggest you pretend to surrender first, and then go undercover until you send back a happy message and strive for victory. Happy May Day!

1 1, May Day tourist bus is at your service: please bring your healthy backpack and good luck map, get on the bus with a happy ticket, and have a relaxing May Day holiday with a happy tour guide. I wish you a happy May Day!

12, May Day, May Day, to make way for the festival; Family reunion is indispensable, eating, drinking and having fun; Don't forget to greet friends and smile when you receive blessings; Sincerely say hello to the holiday, I wish you a good mood on Labor Day!

13, climb the mountains with infinite scenery, feel the embrace and love of nature, stay away from the hustle and bustle of the city and the lies of the world, seize the leisure of the long vacation, and wish you a happy experience and a happy Labor Day!

14, one day, women are proud of the spring breeze, and men wash the floor; Accompanied by female Korean dramas, men wash dishes and cook; Women invite friends to chat and men are around. Women celebrate Women's Day and men celebrate Labor Day!

15, may day, I make a wish: if you are a meteor, I will chase you; If you are a satellite, I will wait for you; If you were a star, I would fall in love with you. Unfortunately. You are an orangutan. I can only see you in the zoo! Alas! What a pity!

16, May Day gives you five ones: good health makes you healthy, good career makes you worry-free, good mood makes you comfortable, a group of good friends makes you cherish, and good luck makes you happy all your life!

17, May Day is coming, and I'll send you five sentences. An old saying often says: Happy holidays; Correct nonsense: eat and drink well; Beautiful talk: long life; Rigorous rhetoric: stay young forever; Sincerity: Happiness lasts forever.

18, honey, I found a formula for not working on Labor Day. I wonder if I can win the Nobel Prize: Since ancient times, there has been a mathematical equation that is correct (A=B, B=C, so A=C). My discovery is: you = animal, animal = pig, so you = pig!

19, May day, flowers bloom beautifully; The sun is shining and the mood is not wet; Step by step, jump with the music; Miss the sky and bring all the good news; Forget all your troubles and laugh when you meet.

20, labor day is coming, I wish those of us who have cramps at work and have convulsions after working overtime, get paid and choke, and wish everyone a happy holiday!

2 1, may day, send you a samba "five", accompanied by happiness; Send you a luxurious "five" and have a good sleep; Send you a big gift "May", and make a greeting: May you be happy during the "May" period.

22, always think of your busy figure, always see your hard back, always accidentally disturb your calm. Please relax on Labor Day. Rest is for a better life in the future.

23, 5 15 bogey: eating bogey, protecting the stomach; Don't drink too much if you drink too much; Avoid crowding, which is safe and expensive; Play too late and go to bed on time; Friends avoid saving mobile phone fees! Clockwork reminder is not expensive: May Day blessing is realized by heart!

24. I don't go to work on Labor Day. This thing is very reliable. Count the happy stars. How can you be the master, stay at home, stroll on the road outside, and send you a short message? I wish you a colorful mood on Labor Day!

25. If I had a remote control, I would always click on your channel and lock your smile. If I had a time machine, I would stop by your side forever, and the four seasons would not be separated. Dear, happy May Day!

26, Mayday blessings are high, and the top of Mount Everest is filled with emotions; May 1 blessing has depth, and greetings are written on the bottom of the sea; May 1 blessing has a length, after 70 words, thousands of words are saved; May 1 blessing has a width, suitable for all ages. Happy May Day!

27, May Day is coming, parents are very satisfied with your praise; Love is single-minded to you; Friends are sincere to you; The leader is very concerned about you; Men are full of respect for you; I wish you a happy May Day!

28. Labor Day is coming. Please observe the four basic principles: guarding the God of Wealth to the end, grasping happiness to the end, embracing good luck to the end, and carrying out love to the end! Please strictly abide by it until the revolution wins!

29. Wish you all the best.

30. My blessing goes over many mountains, across the sewer, across the traffic lights, across the road, across the alley, past the old lady selling popsicles and into your ear. Happy Labor Day!

3 1, I wish you: your career is in full swing, your body is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your romance is like music, and happiness belongs to you! Happy May Day!

32, May Day, thinking of you is the happiest thing; Seeing you is the happiest thing; Loving you is what I will always do; Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; However, lying to you just happened! Hey hey!

Boss, I have worked hard for you for a year. It's your treat on May Day!

34. Let all the busyness come to an end, let the hard work stop, let the happy heart stop, and let good luck accompany you all the way. May day is coming, I wish you a leisurely mood and feel the warm sunshine!

35. I send my blessing gently, just as I quietly didn't let you know. I worked hard to write this short message, just for your shallow smile, Labor Day, three days holiday, a smile.

36. Your hard work conveys warmth to us. Sincerely greet your hard work! Happy Labor Day!

37. Friend, although life is a rosary composed of troubles, we should count it with a smile, shouldn't we? I wish you and your dear family happiness in this relaxed and beautiful festival!

38. I wish you good health, Konka Saimengniu, accompanied by beauty soft language; Life is healthy and steady, and career is Jetta BBK;; Financial resources Johnson Teng Sina, stock Changhong Ziguang. Happy Labor Day.

39. The earth is shaking, the climate is entering menopause, the economy is in crisis, housing prices are unbearable, and employment has become a problem. Congratulations on working overtime on May Day. In front of the question, you are out.

40. May is a good time to fly. Would you like to fly with me?

4 1, you have an angelic appearance, a devil-like figure, and even a perfect fart posture. Can you control the rhythm in public? Happy May Day.

42. Labor (husband), I hope you clean my room, have a good exercise, and often buy me breakfast on Labor Day.

43. Labor Day is here! It's another good day to lose weight.

44. congratulations Because of your positive work performance, you were specially nominated to participate in this "Labor Day Model Contest"! Participants, please bring your own washing tools to my home to participate in the May Day holiday cleaning labor competition! I wish you a level and style!

45。 No matter the ends of the earth, I am firmly with you; No matter the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, I will always be with you. I want to shout out a sentence to let the world know: Happy Labor Day! -send four more words, you're welcome!

46. May Day is coming. I'll give you a car. Please fill happiness, fill happiness, hum a cheerful tune, shake a relaxed cattail leaf fan, and drive on the road of peace, crushing your troubles and your pain.

47. Seize the time and tighten your nerves. Year after year, the work will never be finished. Stole for three days, busy and trivial aside. Stepping on famous mountains and rivers, gather at a table, talk about the vastness of the chat, respect a child's wish, laugh for a while and enjoy a happy lingering. May day, may you relax and get what you want!

48, May Day is coming, I wish you a happy holiday: shopping with your wallet, don't be in danger of breaking the money; Put more seasonings when cooking and enjoy delicious food; When the mood turns to freedom, people are more charming. Happy Labor Day!

49. I came to your warm cabin along the fiery network, thinking of many days of parting, looking forward to the joy of tomorrow, greeting you gently, thinking of you severely, expressing my passionate passion, sincere friendship and happy mood, and wishing you a happy May Day!

50, more cultivation, good harvest, fruit breeds labor; Persevere, the dream is close at hand, and the pursuit of success requires diligence. I can do miracles with my hands, and so can you! Labor Day, let's dream together!

5 1, wife, go to bed early today, tomorrow is May Day, get up early and buy the food for the 7-day holiday. Don't forget to change the fuel tank!

52. Send you eight precepts on May Day: seven precepts after meals: one abstains from smoking, two abstains from eating fruit immediately, three abstains from relaxing your belt, drinks tea immediately under temptation, five abstains from walking, six abstains from taking a bath immediately, and seven abstains from sleeping immediately! Bajie: Do you remember?

53. I wish you a happy May Day: double your bonus, further develop your career, be more popular, be in better health and have more beautiful women around you.

I heard that a strange thing happened during May Day this year. I happened to pass by, but I didn't believe everything I saw: that pig was reading text messages on his mobile phone like a human!