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You have an orchard in a scenic area, and you don’t want others to enter, but it doesn’t work if you put up a “No Entry” sign. What’s the best way?

If you have a private orchard, surround it with a fence and lock it so that no ordinary tourists can enter.

If that doesn’t work, you can consider keeping a dog inside to help you look after the orchard. An ordinary native dog will suffice, it is easy to raise and is humane.

Or if you are worried that someone will steal the fruit, write down the fine for stealing the fruit, so that most people will not go in.