Please call the beast to talk about the lyrics of the cross talk "I am a rich man"

Zhang: Our family is a bragging family!

Wang: Our family is still a bragging professional!

Zhang: Our family brags about not paying taxes.

Wang: Our family doesn’t pay for bragging!

Zhang: I’m not bragging, I knew how to use the toilet as soon as I was born.

Wang: Climb?

Zhang: Who can crawl when they are born?

Wang: How to get there?

Zhang: The bed can be used as a toilet!

Wang: This is called bedwetting!

Zhang: When it comes to bragging, no one can compare to me.

Wang: I don’t believe it. Do you dare to compete here?

Zhang: Are you bragging here? no problem!

Wang: This is a big appetite. I can eat five bowls of noodles in one meal!

Zhang: I can eat eight catties of dumplings in one meal!

Wang: Oops, I have a fever!

Zhang: I also had a high fever last night!

Wang: I have a high fever of 67 degrees.

Zhang: I have a fever of 94 degrees.

Wang: You are not afraid of being burned to death!

Zhang: When I went to bed at night, I held a handful of corn in my hand. When I looked at it the next day, it was all popcorn!

Wang: I covered myself with a quilt at night. When I saw it the next day, there was a big hole in the quilt!

Zhang: I am taller than the building!

Wang: With my head in the sky and my feet on the ground, I can reach out and catch a big plane!

Zhang: My upper lip is touching the sky and my lower lip is touching the ground!

Wang: What about your face?

Zhang: Those who brag are shameless!

Wang: Hey! ...

Zhang: What else do you want to brag about?

Wang: Tell you! I am a very capable person!

Zhang: What abilities do you have?

Wang: I can read with my ears.

Zhang: You didn’t ask me what I can do, did you?

Wang: What are your abilities?

Zhang: I often eat with my nose.

Wang: Then I can look for minerals with my armpits.

Zhang: I can generate electricity with my throat.

Wang: I can see people through the wall.

Zhang: I can see your money through your clothes!

Wang: I invited my classmates to dinner last night!

Zhang: I also invited my classmates to dinner last night!

Wang: How can I brag? How can he brag!

Zhang: Come on!

Wang: It’s getting bad as you eat! I swallowed the chopsticks!

Zhang: I’m getting spoiled even as I eat! I swallowed the spoon!

Wang: I became bad again while eating! I took a bite off the plate!

Zhang: I’m getting spoiled even as I eat! I bit off a piece from the big bowl!

Wang: I became bad again while eating! I bit off a piece of that table!

Zhang: I became bad again while eating! I bit...I bit my nose off!

Wang: Huh? Do you have enough?

Zhang: I bit it with my feet crossed! Do you care?

Wang: Is that true?

Zhang: I have an ancestral secret recipe for bragging.

Wang: I can blow the square into a round one.

Zhang: I can make short things grow.

Wang: I can make the ugly look beautiful.

Zhang: I can blow the dead into life.

Wang: Hey, you are so awesome.

Zhang: Blow!

Wang: Let me tell you, our family is a bragging shop.

Zhang: Our family is a bragging factory.

Wang: Our family is Bragging Co., Ltd.

Zhang: Our family is a big trust.

Wang: Our family is the bragging center of the world! Hum, let’s see how you blow!

Zhang: We...we...your center came from our family.

Wang: Cough! No comparison, you can really do it!