Humorous copywriting

1. In the supermarket, Lao Li crowded into an activity site as usual. The salesman said, thank you. What can I do for you? Lao Li said, I'm here for a taste test. Salesperson: Sorry, we sell pig feed, and people can't try it ...

2. Today, the police caught a thief, and the police asked the thief what you stole. The thief said that he stole a pick, broom and dustpan. . Can't you steal a TV set or an electric fan? Can't you steal some? I'll write it. How to write those words?

3. My parents have always bickered since I was a child, but now it's different. After a few words of bickering, they always blame me, probably because I haven't found someone since I was

3, so they scold me from time to time. At lunch, the two of them quarreled again. My father looked at me and said to my mother: Look at how much your daughter looks, and no one wants to post it backwards! My mother went on to say, gee, it's like your daughter is posting it backwards!

4. On Valentine's Day, my father said to his daughter: You were my last lover, so I will wait for you at the school gate. Let's spend Valentine's Day together. Daughter: I want to paint, so I don't have time to accompany you. Dad: Then I will wait all the time, and Dad still insists! At this point, the daughter looked into her father's eyes and calmly replied: Let's not talk about the last life, okay! This is sin ...

5. I remember that when I first fell in love with my boyfriend, he was

very puzzled, and he had to open two rooms for a trip. In the evening, I went to his room and asked him, I bought a new set of underwear, which is very nice. Do you want to see it? He smiled and nodded gently: Then send me the link! I'll buy a set for my mother, too ...

6. I went to see her teeth with my best friend. After she went, the doctor said that she would have an anesthetic, and this girl was ready to take off her pants. Doctor: What are you doing? Girlfriend: Isn't it spanking for injections? The doctor said slowly, don't you feel that spanking is a little far from your teeth?

7. Married for many years, sleeping till midnight. Husband suddenly turned around and hugged his wife tightly and said, wife, this life is too short. My wife woke up and was moved to tears when she heard her husband's words. My husband went on to say: I can't even cover my feet.

8. Take a hard seat on the train. My sister next to me brought a big bag of fruit on the luggage rack. I was looking down at my mobile phone. First, a grapefruit hit me on the head, then an apple and a pear ... hit me

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eight vegetarians. My sister said to me while picking up the fruit: Brother! It's outrageous that this grapefruit should take the lead in breaking out of prison. It will be , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ! I can say to what ……

9. My son asked: Dad, why do I want to study? Dad said: Well, I'll give you an example. If you read a book, you will know what MSA oxygen control preservation, infrared constant temperature temperature sensing, dry and wet storage, vortex dynamic sterilization and herbal sterilization system are when you buy household appliances. If you don't study, you will say: the sink is a refrigerator. Why is it so expensive? 1. Before going to the physical examination, the doctor said to bring a bottle of morning urine. I peed in a mineral water bottle to take it to the hospital. When I got on the bus, the driver wouldn't let me get on. He said, I can't take gasoline on the bus! "I quickly explained:" This is not gasoline! The driver said, then take a sip and have a look! 11. Zhou

got up late on Saturday morning, and went to a small restaurant where I often went for breakfast. They had already started mopping the floor. I slipped as soon as I entered the door, and sat down on the ground. A waiter quickly came to help me. I said, Nothing, nothing, I am strong and resistant to construction. I heard the waiter scratching his head embarrassedly and saying, Big Brother, I'm afraid the floor tile is cracked ... < P > 12. When I went downstairs to buy cigarettes, I saw a colleague standing there holding a black Tibetan mastiff not far away, fat and strong. . Brother Zhang, the newly bought Tibetan mastiff? " My colleague turned green when he heard this ... . His wife was squatting there wearing a mink coat to tie her shoelaces ...