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Gift box slogan

"Do you want to have bad breath? Please use Xihu toothpaste! " (Toothpaste advertisement)

"Are you tired from work? Please have a cup of tea to refresh yourself! " (tea advertisement)

"Do you want to overlook the spectacular crossing of the ocean? Please take Boeing 707 from Shanghai to Tokyo! " (Advertising by Shanghai Civil Aviation Administration)

Domestic first, excellent quality;

Bright color and strong dyeing ability.

(Black and bright shoe polish advertisement)

Strong fragrance and mellow taste;

Drinking it all the year round can prolong life.

(Jiangxi green tea advertisement)

Everyone is happy when there is a song at home.

(Shanghai Kaige brand TV advertisement)

If you want to get rid of dental diseases, please use grass coral.

(Nanchang grass coral toothpaste advertisement)

1. Save a drop of water today and have the Pacific Ocean tomorrow. Pacific Insurance Agency

2. Legends from the present to the present, and legends from the past to the present. (Hubei Legend Magazine Advertising Words)

If you don't manage your money, money will ignore you. (Shanghai Century Publishing Group Weekly)

2. Antarctic down jacket advertising words: "Everyone knows!" The advertisement of golden voice and throat treasure: "The voice is not good, please use golden voice!" " "Robust's advertising slogan:" Did you drink today! Colgate's advertising slogan: "Our goal-no tooth decay!"

3. Wang Xiang said: "I learned some rhetorical knowledge from the advertising words, such as the advertising words of the Great Wall electric fan-the Great Wall electric fan, which used metaphor and thimble rhetoric; The advertising word of Jinling mosquito-repellent incense-silent mosquito (smell) uses homophonic pun rhetoric. " I asked, "How do you know these stories?" He said that he had asked his father as well as his neighbors' brothers and sisters. Wang Li also said: "I learned the knowledge of life from advertising words: I know that I should brush my teeth every day, and it is best to cure it with blue sky, because its advertising words say well:' Good teeth, good appetite, good health and delicious food.' You have a good eye. The blue sky will be cured in six places. "If you have a cold, you should take' white plus black' cold medicine,' white pills during the day and black pills at night'. When my skin itches, I use 999 dermatitis flat. " Just as I praised this classmate, Zheng Gang stood up beside me and said, "I have learned to be a man, too."

4. Zheng Gang stood up again and said, "I also learned to be a man. I was deeply touched by a public service advertisement broadcast by CCTV 5: an athlete on TV helped an aunt open a football that was about to fall on the child's head, helped his little brother pick up the badminton that fell on the tree, helped the grandfather push the cart uphill and picked up the cans that fell on the road. This advertisement taught me to protect the environment and help others; CCTV children's programs and advertisements for washing my mother's feet let me know my mother's hard work and let me know how to honor my elders. "

5.① How can the kindness of parenting be rewarded? (Hainan Yangshengtang Guibie Pill)

I don't care about eternity, I only care about having it. (Fiyta Watch)

(3) Go beyond yourself and succeed. (Anta sports shoes)

4 milk is fragrant and silky. (Dove Chocolate)

The world is Ren Woxing. (VIP bird casual shoes)

6. Twenty this year and eighteen next year. (facial cleanser)

6. 1, at the entrance of the hotel: "copy" the rice.

2. At the garage door: tire repair "flushing"

3. At the door of the retail store: "Sold separately"

4. Door of furniture store: "furniture" at home

5. Decorate the door of the shop: install "yellow"

6. Lost property advertisement: lost property "enlightenment"

7. Install the company's door: "Press" to install.

8. at the door of the car wash shop: wash the car and play "wax"

9. at the entrance of the hotel: "he" rice.

10, at the entrance of the fruit shop: "Bo" Luo.

1 1. Hotel menu: Chicken "Dan"

12, hardware store signboard: "money" seat

13, signboard of sporting goods store: "blue" ball

14, in front of fast food restaurant: a large row of "blocks"

15, signboard of farmers' market: "Fan" eggplant

16, stop sign: "Hmm" car charge

17, slogan of "strike hard": strike hard.

18, an airport banner: Year of Youth.

19, a traffic slogan: overloading is "almost" harmful.

20. Dining room menu: fish "garden"

Second, deliberately misspelled (typo in quotation marks)

1. Drug advertisement: "Cough" cannot be delayed.

2. Mountain bike advertisement: "Riding" is endless.

3. Nourishing advertisement: "Turtle" is safe.

4, glasses advertising: a "bright" amazing

5. Mosquito repellent advertisement: silent "mosquito"

6. scotch tape advertisement: irreplaceable "belt"

7, Internet cafe advertising: a "net" is deep.

8. Piano advertisement: "Qin" has a special liking, love at first sight.

9. Water heater advertisement: "Take a bath at will"

10, air-conditioning advertisement: Never "sweat" for life.

1 1, clothing store advertisement: "clothes and hats" bring people.

12, a laundry advertisement: "clothes and clothes"

13, an advertisement of a real estate company: All rooms can be reserved.

14, a cake advertisement: one cake at a time.

15, advertisement for stomach medicine: Say "No" to "stomach"

16. Horse racing advertisement: enjoy riding.

17, advertisement of electric iron: 100 "clothes" are obedient.

18, fast food restaurant advertisement: "burning" is better.

19, washing machine advertisement: "idle" wife and good mother

20. Hat company advertisement: take people by "hat"

2 1, advertisement for treating lithiasis: the big "stone" becomes smaller and the small "stone" becomes bigger.

22. Printer advertisement: A hundred words are not worth a "key"

23. Paint advertisement: lewd paint.

24. refrigerator advertisement: refrigeration front

25. Anti-hemorrhoid drug advertisement: I am not afraid of hemorrhoids.

26. Advertisement for Garden Apartment: Stay with the apartment.

27. Dance machine advertisement: smell "machine" dancing.

28. Seafood advertising: Take a "fresh" step.

29. Oral clinic advertisement: "Quick cure" crowd

30. Gift shop advertisement: "Giving gifts" is a matter of course.