Funny quotes in class

1. You can deny my present, but you are not qualified to evaluate my future!

2. A simple person like me cannot solve such a thoughtful math problem.

3. How many points the teacher gives me, how many years do I wish the teacher to live.

4. After the Chinese test, I cried. After the math test, I found that I cried too early.

5. The class is sometimes very noisy, but for a moment, it suddenly becomes strangely quiet for a few seconds. Have you ever experienced it?

6. Forgiving him is a matter of God. My task is to send him to see God!

7. Only now do I know that the cloth and stones that children like to play with the most mean two hundred and five.

8. There are more than 700 million acnes in a year, and the number of acnes can circle the earth twice.

9. If people are bored, they can take out the snot bubbles and play with them.

10. I hope that one day, we can become strangers, get to know each other again, and see how I can kill you.

11. Have you talked enough? My patience is limited, OK?

12. What is measured in the exam is not the score, but the signal of China Mobile.

13. The blood of the academic master hidden in my body, in the name of a scumbag, I order you to lift the seal.

14. The American goddess holds a torch in this hand and a book in this hand. This tells us that we must study even when the power is out.

15. The requirements for a boyfriend are not high. It is enough that when we walk together, others will say, "*** This guy is so blind that he has fallen in love with her."

16. What I hate most is the word "omitted" on the reference answers.

17. When the teacher stops talking in the middle of class, it means that a classmate is dead.

18. I won’t cry for you. After all, my mascara is too expensive.

19. The world belongs to us and the children, but in the end it belongs to the grandchildren!

20. I am willing to win the heart of one person and take me to eat all over the world.

21. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, and dynamic is turning over.

22. Use my most beautiful smile to show it to everyone, and everyone will be charmed.

23. It is said that girls only have four wishes: getting something for nothing, not learning, being in love, not getting hurt, eating like crazy and not getting fat.

24. When I was a child, my mother kindly said to me: Good boy, if you learn this skill, you will never starve to death for the rest of your life, so my mother taught me how to eat.

25. The so-called holiday means that there is suspicion at home, there is no money to go out, and every day is very free.

26. Who still remembers the classic saying in school, just wait for me and I will stop you after school.

27. Many years ago, I planted a seed of reading, but it is still just a seed so far.

28. I originally had eight-pack abs, but when I was practicing the ninth-pack, I went crazy and all nine-nine were restored to one.

29. First the mid-term exam, then the parent-teacher conference, and then Singles’ Day. This is a complete collapse of career, family, and love.

30. I don’t know why, but I always feel that the food eaten in class is much more delicious than usual.

31. What is a class teacher: He is a person who destroys your friendship and then your love and still doesn’t let go of your family ties.

32. Don’t threaten us at every turn. You know, we are not afraid of you, we are only afraid of the bottle of sulfuric acid in your hand!

33. Whether you listen to the class or not, the teacher is there and will not leave until get out of class is over.

34. When I walked to the examination room, I collapsed and cried when I saw the papers. I didn’t take the test on anything I memorized, and I didn’t know anything on the test.

35. The farthest distance in the world is not that I am at the end of the world and you are at the end of the world, but that I am by your side and you are playing with your mobile phone.

36. I remember back then, when I wore a red scarf and primary school uniform and walked into the Internet cafe smartly.

37. The watch drawn on my hand when I was a child did not move, but it took away our best time.

38. After ten years of hard work, just for Peking University and Tsinghua University, I finally got admitted to Peking University Jade Bird.

39. The exam is like an aunt, sometimes it will be delayed for two days, but it will definitely come.

40. Even if I have bangs in school, I have to go to my parents. If I can’t improve my grades, it’s because of my hairstyle?

41. No matter how beautiful a high school girl is, she will never forget those crazy bitches in junior high school.

42. A touch of sadness, like an old song.

43. The teacher’s classic lie: I treat all students equally regardless of whether they are good students or bad students.

44. Looking at the face of the class teacher makes me have the urge to drop out of school. How can I study?

45. If anything happens, come to me instead of holding a parent-teacher meeting to scare my parents.

46. The topic of the exam essay is what is courage. I handed in the paper and the essay only had five words. This is courage.

47. It’s boring to go to school during the holidays, but going to school is too painful and I want to take a holiday.

48. I have always regarded handsome men and money as dirt, and they have always regarded me this way.

49. Since you are not allowed to fall in love, you might as well stop giving out school uniforms to save others from calling them couple costumes.

50. Indifferent people, thank you for once looking down on me and allowing me to live a more exciting life without bowing my head.

51. I am the chewing gum in your hair. If you want to get rid of me, you will have to cut off your hair to become a nun.

52. The exam is like setting off fireworks one after another.

53. In class, the teacher asked the students why they always lowered their heads? The classmate replied: I bow my head and miss my hometown.

54. I still remember when I was a child, I held spicy strips in one hand and a pound or two of water in the other, eating them with gusto.

55. It’s holiday, buy a globe, the world is so big, you can not only look at it, but also go around it.

56. I want to be your heart. If you annoy me, I will stop beating.

57. Only when you are almost late do you know how fast you can get dressed.

58. I am not familiar with you, but you can use money to get close to me.

59. Since I learned how to play QQ, I have found that my pinyin is getting better and better, but reading has not had the same effect.

60. I searched for her thousands of times, and when my feet were flat, I suddenly looked back and looked around, there were countless aunts and ladies.

61. Can I do a magic trick for you? Believe it or not, I can turn her from fair and rich to white-bones with a bottle of sulfuric acid.

62. It turned out that I didn’t have anyone I liked at school, so I really had no motivation at all to go to school.

63. I passed by a lawn yesterday and saw this slogan: Today you step on my head, next year I will grow on your grave.

64. You said: How can you see a rainbow without experiencing wind and rain? But you are a storm!

65. It seems that we are all at an awkward age where we are not convinced when children call us uncle or aunt.

66. I have such a good temper, and it’s not because I want to sleep with you.

67. Whether you speak or not is your business, and whether you listen or not is my business. You have nothing to do with my affairs!

68. Are you short of light bulbs on Chinese Valentine’s Day? The kind who just eats and doesn't talk.

69. The math teacher took us to swim in the sea of ??questions, but she landed ashore and we all drowned.

70. In addition to being beautiful, wearing nail polish also has another advantage. You can scrape it off when you are bored.

71. I am sorry for you in life, because I have never made it easy for you.

72. The world laughs at me for being too dissolute. I laugh at the world for not being open-minded.

73. All the questions in the world can be answered with "none of your business" and "none of my business". Suddenly I feel so busy.

74. The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but Monday to Friday.

75. There is a kind of desolation that this math problem has exceeded the scope of my Chinese understanding.

76. The Chinese teacher concluded that the red apricots came out of the wall and the original wall was too tree, too windy and too strong.

77. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but when your future mother-in-law stands in front of you, but you can only call her aunt.

78. The exam is like a floating cloud, and it will become a dark cloud after the exam.

79. Sometimes I feel that I have become ugly. When I take out my ID card, I find that I am worrying too much.

80. Take a small old book during class and sit there all morning.