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? It happened in junior high school. Go find a male classmate to be a lesbian. The first time I went to her house, I found that her house was luxuriously decorated. Then during the period, I found that male students have been rubbing their hands with one hand, which is very cramped. I secretly asked him what was wrong. This product is great. I have been rubbing my nose for a long time. I'm sorry I left it at her house ... what a kind child.

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? In high school class, a boy at the same table was bored with a girl's hair in front. In a rage, the girl turned and knocked down the boy's book. The man thundered: Are you sick? The girl turned back angrily, and the boy was busy showing weakness: I mean, you will look better and better when you get sick! The girl turned back with a smile, and the boy smiled and said, it was cured later! ?

"Husband, I don't want others to see my double chin, and I don't want to lose weight. What should I do? " "Then you can only grow a beard!"

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The most beautiful song when you confess to eating goods: I am willing to feed you, I am willing to feed you, I am willing to feed you ~ exiled to the sky? ~

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Husband: "I didn't step on your foot again." Why did you just call me for stepping on your feet in public? " Wife: "I can't just show you such beautiful high heels." ?

? White Snake: "Fahai, you don't know love!" " Fahai: "I even gave you the most prosperous Leifeng Tower here. What else do you want! " The white lady said, "Gao, only you are the key to the door." . For hundreds of years, no one has ever come in, you two ... "

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? In the park, a group of seven or eight-year-old children are playing games. A dark-skinned boy made another white and gentle boy cry, but the little girl on the side couldn't stand it and asked, "How do you bully people!" " "Black boy rightfully replied," you don't understand! This boy is the most beautiful when he cries! " "……"

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Sorry, they look so alike. ..

? I wonder if my answer can help you. If you have any questions, please ask them again. If you are satisfied with my answer, I hope you can adopt it. Thank you! O(∩_∩)O