Funny love letters from programmers

In the computer world, 0 and 1 are quite wonderful things. Unexpectedly, in the world of love, 0 is the same as 1.

Since I met you, my love flag has immediately become 1.

Although it was only a short meeting, the oscillator in my heart could never be calm.

Every time I attend class, I become a multitasking machine.

Because I miss you, I can't reduce the CpU load.

Every exam becomes an unstable memory.

Because I miss you, parity can't be error-free forever.

What I want to say to you, even a gigabit Hadi is not enough to remember.

I can only hope that I will have a CD-ROM that can read and write.

How I wish there was only the distance between the head and the disk.

I also hope that you are the cache in my life, so don't let me search hard.

Every time I want to call you, I always hesitate in contradiction.

What is my priority in your mind? I want to show you my heart, but I'm afraid of being deadlocked.

Is there an algorithm between you and me to deal with this delicate relationship? Love is a dream without a certain track.

Logic and theorems in thought have no place in love.

That's why men and women in the world are always guessing each other's minds.

Tell me, is our love 0 or 1?

You told me that everything between us does not intersect in discrete mathematics.

I answered that you have never used the diagonal matrix of linear algebra. How do you know the passage of several years? But after all, all this is a foregone conclusion, which eventually caused our separation.

After the gradually blurred figure, I couldn't help crying.

Running a relationship is not as easy as installing Linux.

Even with the patch, how to repair that fragmented memory.

Pointing to the eternal indicator, there is always an empty game in the end.

Alas, the world of mortals is infatuated with all beings, and how many can compare?

AVL tree in data structure is said to be very powerful in search.

But even if I can find you in log n's time, it no longer means anything.

I have to bury this love in my heart.

I've been waiting for many years and think about it carefully. . .

Love letters from software programmers

In the vast memory, you and I have never met; A few yards, fate is destined for a good marriage.

When compilation begins, we build it together.

-China Software Spring!

Although we are different objects and have a personal side,

But I believe you will find my interface and let you see my true self!

Because I am your pointer, in the vast memory,

Always point to your sky and never get tired!

I am willing to be your insider and call for you indefinitely until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble!

I would like to be your reference, advance and retreat together with you, live and die together, and stand the test together!

It's just that I don't want to try to adjust your mood and eventually become your friend!

And I didn't want to give up at the beginning, and I couldn't delete the space I lent you.

Break up at the last beat, causing memory confusion. ...

Now we have been encapsulated by MFC-everything has changed!

Now we have gone to COM- think back!

Inspirational quotations from programmers

As a real programmer, we should first respect programming and love the programs we write. He is your partner, not a tool. The following are inspirational quotations about programmers, welcome to read!

1, never give up, never give up and there are two principles. The first principle is never to give up, and the second principle is: look back at the first principle when you want to give up.

2. Non-excellent programmers often run out of space and time, while excellent programmers always have enough space and time to complete programming tasks, and the cooperation is almost perfect.

3, this sentence is not very elegant, completely despise those programmers who are afraid that others will surpass themselves and refuse to answer other people's questions.

If you are better than him, he won't admit you, but he will be jealous of you. Only when you are much better than him will he admit you, and then he will admire you very much, so if you want to do it, you must do it much better than others.

5. Every question is a lock. You have to believe that there must be a key in the world that can open this lock, and you can also find this key.

6. No matter how memory develops, there will be capacity limitations. So you should build a dike. If your program causes a memory leak, it is a disgrace to the programmer.

7. When you want to find an error in your code, it is very difficult; This is even more difficult when you think your code is error-free.

8. Using the number of lines of code to evaluate the progress of software development is contrary to using weights to calculate the progress of aircraft construction.

9. Beginners, please don't read too many books, which will mislead children. Find this system first. It takes a long time for many people to get familiar with some functions, which is not systematic enough.

10, when you use the script in the middle and find that your method is poor, please don't stop immediately; Please finish the rest as soon as possible to ensure the integrity of this code, then analyze your own mistakes and rewrite your work.

1 1. Real programmers' programs won't run correctly the first time, but they are willing to watch the machine debug and correct errors for 30 hours several times.

12. A really good horse can gallop even in the shadow of a whip.

13. What's it like to sit quietly in front of the computer and write code? That's the feeling of martial arts experts practicing hard behind closed doors.

14, people, look farther, you will see more things and your life will be more meaningful.

15, real programmers don't draw flowcharts, primitive people and illiterate people do.

16, ask for help, not just because you are a beginner, because it is difficult; Help is always the best reference manual, although the text of help is sometimes difficult to understand, and it always feels not intuitive enough.

17, excellent judgment comes from experience, but experience comes from wrong judgment.

18, the program contains a lot of truth, and only those who fully understand it can understand the mystery.

19, if builders build houses like programmers, the first woodpecker will destroy human civilization.

20. Real programmers don't read reference manuals, only novices and cowards read them.

Program is my life, but I believe I love her more than my life.

22, don't be impatient, writing a script is really not easy; The level is improved and developed through constant practice.

23. Knowing something doesn't mean you can write a script. Scripts need experience.

24. Please read the books you can understand carefully; Please bite the bullet and read books that you can't understand.

25. We should pay attention to team spirit. No matter how big a person is, he is just a bigger drop of water in a bowl of water.

26. Programmers, what are they thinking? They always think about technology, and they always advocate technology.

27. Real programmers don't write and don't need documents. Only idiots who don't understand the program can use documents.

28. Programmers can give in, but they can't back down. They can be shy, but not cowardly. In short, programmers must be brave.

29. A real programmer doesn't accept the concept of team development unless he is a leader himself.

30. Real programmers don't have a timetable. They only have an agenda if they please the sycophants of the leaders. Real programmers make leaders nervous.

3 1. How many setbacks will we encounter in programming? Give up, the end of the desert must be an oasis.

32. Don't be confused by words such as objects, attributes and methods; The most fundamental thing is to know the most basic knowledge first.

33. Expand the meaningful examples seen in the book; And apply it to your own work.

34. One of the problems in our world is that fools call names, while wise people are suspicious.

35. Selfless dedication is not an illusion. Sometimes we can do it.

36. If you like low-level development, don't force yourself to engage in VC and find your truest ideas. What programmers can't stand most is essential oil.

37. Debugging a dynamically linked function is certainly exciting, but the real success is far behind countless functions.

38. Design is a process of finding problems, not a solution.

Even if we stand on the top of the mountain, don't forget that eagles can still fly over our heads. Pride is more ridiculous than using Java for underlying development.

40. A good book is like a secret book of profound martial arts, even if you only learn a trick and a half from it, it is amazing.

4 1, don't look at other people's replies, just say the first sentence: give a code! You should think about why. When you have your own ideas and refer to other people's tips, you will know the difference between yourself and others.

42. Real programmers rarely write code comments. Comments are difficult to write and naturally difficult to read.

43. Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. A good programmer can write code that people can read.

44, do technology must have perseverance, so as not to give up halfway.

45. If the debugging program bothers you, don't give up. Success is always behind the corner. You will never know how far you are from it unless you come to the corner, so please remember to persevere until you succeed.

46. One of your programs is sometimes normal and sometimes abnormal, and you completely follow the rules of programming. Why? In fact, I think those who believe that as long as they do what others say, they can get the results they take for granted are actually fools.

47, for the understanding of the problem, must be thorough. Only in this way can you solve the problem in essence.

48. Programming is a monotonous life, so programmers need care and friendship more than ordinary people.

49. For programmers, most of the happiness comes from solving problems, especially solving problems independently, rather than from the size of the case and the amount of bonuses.

50. There are two ways to write an error-free program; But only the third one works.

5 1, in fact, just because you can't find mistakes doesn't mean that mistakes don't exist, and you can't see people with better skills than you doesn't mean that there are no people with better skills in the world.

52. You need either software quality or pointer algorithm; You can't have it both ways.

53. What's it like to sit quietly in front of the computer and write code? It's the feeling of martial arts experts practicing behind closed doors.

54. Ideals will return to dust if they don't give in to reality a little bit.

55, no mood, no romance, maybe this is one side of programmers, but having unpretentious love is their other side.

56. If you are not sure, you'd better not promise. You promise nothing, at least others won't look down on you.

57. The theory is that you know it is, but the effect is not good. Practice is very effective, but you don't know why. Programmers combine theory with practice: it doesn't work well and I don't know why.

58. Please practice the examples in the book on your own computer, even if there are source files in the supporting CD.

59. Programmers are respectable. The programmer's hand is the magician's hand. They turn boring code into colorful software.

60. Instead of talking about fashionable technologies, it is better to keep in mind outdated technologies.

A congratulatory message to programmers on programmer's day.

There are a group of programmers in front of the computer in that office. They are silent and shy. They are clever, but they have no money. They work hard all day to write software, and when they are tired, they fall asleep on the sofa! Oh, programmers with bad karma, oh, programmers with bad karma, as long as the boss is not satisfied, they have to do it again, but the deadline is only the last day.

2. Add some happy elements to your database, add some wishful characters to your symbol column, download good luck software for your life, and upload unlimited happiness in your heart. On programmer's day, I wish you a happy day.

3. A keyboard, a network cable, can win the world, a few letters, a few numbers, can create a brilliant life, a command, can achieve the world. When the programmer's day comes, I will copy a happiness for you, paste a bunch of happiness for you, and save the best time in my life for you. May you be happy forever.

4. A computer, a keyboard, enjoy smart life; A few lines of numbers and letters, write the beauty of life with your heart; One inspiration, one procedure, to promote scientific and technological progress and social development. Programmer's Day, write programs with your heart and illuminate your life with wisdom!

5. "Cough, poverty, love" cannot be programmed or hidden. You want to hide it, but shattered glass; "Body, money and love" cannot be programmed or squandered. You want to squander, but it is not worth the loss; "Life, time, love" can't be programmed and can't be preserved. You want to keep it, but it is drifting away; On programmer's day, I wish you to write "cherish, care and love" into your life program, and happiness will always accompany you!

6. Click to open the happy interface and write a happy program. Luck lies in your computing mind, and success lies in your tapping hands. On programmer's day, I edited my blessing. May you always have good luck and happiness!

7. Think calmly and light up the hall of wisdom; Abstract ideas, sparks of inspiration; Ordinary people, strung together different wonderful; Delicate language, revitalize the cold. Procedures; Extraordinary talent opens a happy world. Programmer's Day, I wish you a happy and wonderful harvest!

8. In your program, happiness does not need to be compiled, and happiness will run on its own; Beauty has no explanation, and life will be calculated; You don't need to upgrade your mood, freedom will expand. Programmer's Day, your happiness data is being loaded!

9. You seldom use the mouse. You always enter instructions directly. You seldom use five strokes. You always add letters and numbers. When you hit the keyboard, it's like playing the piano, flowing like water, and finally entering the car will upload beautiful ideas. You don't need to let the whole world know that your huge program is just a mouse click for ordinary people. You enjoy loneliness, appreciate triviality, and specialize in correcting mistakes, just for everyone's simple and happy life. You have worked hard, Happy Programmer's Day!

10. Please develop a love program with your true feelings to make the world warm and everlasting; Please use wisdom to design a peaceful plan to make people full of peace; Please make efforts to develop medical plans to keep people away from diseases; Programmers' Day, I wish all programmers success in their work and happiness!

1 1. A network cable connects all directions, tapping the handsome appearance of the keyboard, "dwelling in a humble abode" on earth, compiling a happy program, and making the world happy. Programmers wish friends a good rest, good health and "virus-free", and wish you more brilliant achievements.

12. You never play games, you only write game programs. You seldom use QQ. If you like, you can leave a message in any corner of the network. You are bored, but you are never bored. You seldom entertain, but you often smile. You are obsessed with the brain, you are the source code of the network, and you are the wonderful work of human creativity. Programmer's Day, I wish you health and happiness!