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Graduation slogan of military school students

Life in a military school is everyone's dream. Bitter and boring. Military school students were sent to the frontier. Two-way students spend money to buy punishment, get up early and go to bed late.

Hungry and tired, when the bugle sounded, the hot air was thrown away and the clothes piled up with time. The whistling tore my heart and lungs, and I lined up to go downstairs to wash and grab the position.

The first school in the inland was abandoned, and it was called together. The preparation before meals was backward, and it was scolded for being late. The dormitory canteen was close at hand and needed to be bypassed.

In order to reach the designated position, breakfast mixing hurts the body and defeats the stomach. It is difficult to fall asleep in one or two classes. The captain didn't sleep with his eyes closed. The captain sleeps with his eyes open in class.

The teacher asks questions, no one can do homework, and the test requirements are relatively high. It doesn't matter even if it thunders for 600 thousand days.

There is still no room in the toilet for the 100 meter sprint. After three or four classes, put your chest on your back and look at the table. The stomach is going to have a meeting, and roast chicken and goose are flying around.

In the end, the spirit of the dinner was hundred times and the slogan songs were deafening. The food was so cold and tasteless that I almost didn't want to cry for lunch.

Going back to the camp to take a nap, studying stationery by myself in the afternoon, piling up seven or eight classes, consuming a lot of physical strength, single sex, no deviant behavior, studying by myself at night, and no one is in place.

Lights out, lights out, lights out, lights out, it's boring to talk about life in the middle of the night.

It's a waste of time to study the head shape with the wrong hair. The superior checks and rummages for a week, and most of them sleep during the speech report.

Long speeches, instead of simply limiting time, waste weekend breaks, telephone queues, subsidies, shop taxes and vacations indefinitely.

Dormitory party, revolutionary wine, drunk, if caught, you will feel unlucky, go out for leave, bend down and swear in your heart that you are right.

The sentries and doormen on duty are wearing red cards, and everyone will have a long story to say and will be picketed.

Deal with misfortune carefully. The captain led the people to confess. The officers and men cried and the mice were tired. Military cadets are really tired.

The dream lover can't meet, she thinks her heart is crying. I regret that I took the exam, and everything has to face a mountain of military orders.

This is military tension, which has nothing to do with it. Don't be angry at the director's criticism. After all, there is no right to have nothing to do now, and there is no way to turn back.

Life in a military school is the dream of teenagers. When they are there, their regrets will be doubled. When they are on duty, they are physically and mentally exhausted and the sentry pretends to be too old.

Don't dare to offend all day long, the crowded order of the canteen collapses, the food is unpalatable and expensive, and the news is blocked and out of touch with society.

Life is empty and indulgent, beer disdains getting drunk with white wine, and falling asleep in class can't answer any questions.

Army students were sent to the frontier, local puppets were pushed to the society, and their love could not be ignored. After four years of mixing, they got the lieutenant.

On the surface, the heart is crying.

I didn't know until I entered the military camp that musical instruments can't have personality;

Only when I entered the military camp did I know that my hair could not exceed 3 inches;

I didn't know that military uniforms are the most temperament until I entered the military camp;

I didn't know until I entered the military camp that walking in tune was the most comfortable;

I didn't know the phalanx was very powerful until I entered the military camp.

Only when I entered the military camp did I know that it was not easy to achieve the same rhythm and height;

I didn't know until I entered the military camp that it was very hard to keep a posture for a long time;

When I entered the military camp, I realized that playing cards could be invented by myself.

I didn't know until I entered the military camp that there were quite a few punishment modes;

Only when I entered the military camp did I know that I could only walk by ear.

I didn't know that imposing manner is also very important until I entered the military camp;

I didn't know until I entered the military camp that I could fall asleep standing;

I didn't know until I entered the military camp that sitting is also a kind of happiness;

When I entered the military camp, I realized that military training was the hardest and most unforgettable.

Only when I entered the military camp did I know that the mobile phone could not be used aboveboard;

I didn't know until I entered the military camp that people's eyes can be used as radar;

I didn't know until I entered the military camp that the quilt is not necessarily soft;

I didn't know until I entered the military camp that a cigarette could be smoked by eight people;

I didn't know that toothpaste could be used by 8 people until I entered the military camp.

I didn't know that a towel couldn't be used until I entered the military camp;

I didn't know until I entered the military camp that the sheets were not used to sit on people;

I didn't know what nitpicking was until I entered the military camp;

I didn't know until I entered the military camp that I didn't have to wear white gloves during the military parade.

Only when I walked into the military camp did I know that uniformity is also a visual enjoyment;

Only when I entered the military camp did I know that the Red Cross was not completely deceptive;

I didn't know that hourly workers were still very hard until I entered the military camp;

I didn't know that the game and programming interface should be opened at the same time until I entered the military camp;

I didn't know until I entered the military camp that military study only took five months.

I didn't know until I entered the military camp that that class was a good place to practice my will with Duke Zhou.

I didn't know until I entered the military camp that my grades were directly proportional to my talents and interests.

I didn't know until I entered the military camp that the importance of basic courses has always been known by senior talents;

I didn't know until I entered the military camp that a person didn't sleep enough for 8 hours;

I didn't know until I entered the military camp that I might feel better after staying up late.

I didn't know that coffee is also a kind of boiled water until I entered the military camp;

When I entered the military camp, I realized that playing football was equal to being totally embarassed.

When I entered the military camp, I realized that eight monks also had water to drink;

Only when I entered the military camp did I know that my mother's cooking was the best;

Only when I entered the military camp did I know that rice noodles and fans were the same;

I didn't know until I entered the military camp that the cost of eating decreased with the increase of the number of people;

Only when I entered the military camp did I know that 600 yuan of food in January was simply not enough to eat;

I didn't know until I entered the military camp that I had to eat supper almost every night.

I didn't know until I entered the military camp that drinking on an empty stomach is easy to get drunk;

I didn't know why I regretted being a soldier for two years until I entered the barracks.

I didn't know until I entered the military camp that I would really regret not being a soldier all my life;

I didn't know what unity, discipline, time and loophole were until I entered the military camp.

I didn't know until I entered the military camp that my buddies didn't talk the most.

Only when I entered the military camp did I know that the love of soldiers is very bitter;

Only when I entered the military camp did I know that parting was the most bitter;

When I walked into the military camp, I realized how touching a row of green uniforms on the podium was;

I didn't know until I entered the military camp that a thousand words can be summarized with one gesture;

Only when I entered the military camp did I know that the military salute was sacred;

I didn't know why the national flag was red until I entered the military camp ... it was the color of the heart and the color of the blood.