Funny, humorous and tasteful love sentences (50 selected sentences)

1. Love is a superstition of being in the right place at the right time.

2. Perhaps heartbreak is the most beautiful appearance of love.

Angels can fly because they look light.

4. Work is interesting! Especially reading other people's works.

5, some words, the speaker speaks, the listener is tempted.

6. Red beans don't grow in the south. They grow on my face. I really miss them!

7. Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.

8. If you are not loved, you will cherish those who love you in the future.

9. Smart people are unmarried, and it is difficult for married people to be smart again.

10 Even though time flies, you are still a scar in my heart.

1 1. I lost my appetite when I saw you. What about sexual desire?

12, I love you and am willing to give up everything for your happiness-including you.

Everyone should like animals, because they are delicious.

14, take my hand and close your eyes, you won't get lost.

15, every moment you hate, there are times when you don't work hard enough.

16, you can take time to love someone, but you can take time to forget someone.

17, gave me a pair of black eyes at night, but I used them to whiten my eyes.

18, boy, you are my sister's person. Hang a card with me today!

19 Do you think I'll watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

20. Accidents will happen to children in the back seat, and so will accidents in the back seat.

2 1, a good man makes women understand the world, and a bad man makes women misunderstand the world.

22. In the lonely night, I miss you tossing and turning until dawn.

23. I love you. What two different people say gives me two different feelings.

24. Everyone who says he doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.

25. Funny sentences with connotations can make us feel the sweetness of love from the ocean of words.

26, dear, help me sign the household registration book, just on the spouse column hellip;

27. The temperature of love is like bath water. The hotter the better, the more comfortable it is.

28, childhood is dead, and the bamboo horse is old. From then on, I fell in love with someone just like you.

29. Loneliness is not innate, but begins from the moment you fall in love with someone.

30. People who know food will not eat cooked steak; People who know how to love will not promise eternity.

3 1. Love is like a trip. If it's different, it's a different journey.

32. Dear, I miss you very much! I want to prove that long-distance relationships can last.

33. When you fall in love with someone, you are always a little afraid of getting him; Afraid of losing him.

34. I am a passer-by You turn around and forget. Why waste time with you until the end of the world?

35. The Internet is like a prison. I stole a wallet and knew everything when I went out.

36. After all, it is too good for us to comfort others, and we will lose proper limit when it is our turn.

Love, speak up, because you never know which will come first, tomorrow or accident!

38. If someone pursues it, there is no woman in the world who doesn't float. This is why women are so charming.

If you and I are separated, then the world will cease to exist. For the sake of the world population, let me go!

I am a bird that loves you, but I can't fly. Reason: I can get rid of the gravity of the earth, but I can't escape your attraction!

4 1, the furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, nor that you don't know I love you when I stand in front of you.

42, boy, in order not to hurt the world to engage in relationships between men and women, my sister accepted you with great pains. Remember to be on call from now on, don't struggle.

43. butterfly lovers, the white coat of The West Chamber, the stone coat of The Red Chamber, the fox coat of Liaozhai, the red leaf coat of Gu style, the peach blossom coat of Cuihu, and Li. What about you and me?

44. Without me by your side. When it is cold, you should wear warm clothes. When you are hungry, you should eat well and have a good sleep. I am the only one in my dream, and I have no choice!

45. I want to put happiness into your heart bit by bit to make you happy every day; I want to put happiness into your heart and make you feel sweet forever. Dear, I love you all my life!

46. Give you a love elixir: sincerity, gentleness, respect for three points, consideration for four flavors, and understanding for five or two. Take health as medicine, tender as water, unlimited dosage, the more the better. Long-term use can grow old together.

47. I think of you gently, but I can't forget you deeply; I think of you gently, but I have a heavy brand in my heart; Expressing love shallowly, but loving deeply. Baby! My little heart is full of love for you.

When I understand your idea, the rings of the years have increased a lot. I don't know why, the years are in a hurry, and I always think of them inadvertently. In the deepest corner, there is a little regret. Who says what you miss is not the most beautiful?

49. You have an appointment with Autumn, so you gain more. You have a lucky date, so you are happier; You have a warm date, so you are calmer; You have an appointment with health, so the time is longer; You have an appointment with your lover, so the information came.

50. When your heart beats faster, I can't see that you are in a bad mood. I dreamed that your time slipped too fast. Have you been waiting long? Fish said to water: You can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.