About the funny cross talk script with slogans

1: Ah~~~ What a big lie! Big lie!

2: What a big liar you are calling me. I am going out to sell this thing today. Can you please don’t call me my stage name?

1: The kid’s father,

2: Well,

1: If you ask me, don’t sell this kid!

2: Because of what?

1: The streets are full of people with good legs and feet. Who will buy your perfect ones?

2: You are talking nonsense. You are not selling it any more. You have to make this crutch with work and materials, and you haven’t slept all day and night. If you don’t do it, won’t you be compensated?

1: Oh, the street is full of people with good legs and feet, can they be sold?

2: Don’t you understand me yet? You still call me a big liar. I can deceive the good ones, deceive the weak ones, deceive the sharp ones, and make the young couple live a good life. I deceived them to break up. I'm selling crutches today. With a pair of good legs, I can fool him into being lame!

1: Haha, you can pull it down,

2: Believe it or not?

1: I don’t believe that you can deceive people into being lame if they have good legs?

2: You see, this is my strength.

1: I don’t know what your strengths are yet. My child’s father is very interesting. I heard that there is a place where people buy horses and they sell bike covers. I heard that there is a place where people buy motorcycles and they sell helmets. I heard that there is a place where people buy motorcycles. I heard that someone selling sleeping pills on Insomnia -

2: Stop talking, this is called a market, so be sure to make sure you get the quantity in advance!

1: There are times when you make mistakes in advance!

2: This abduction was a mistake.

1: I heard that Suozhuxi broke his leg while driving a four-wheeler. He got up early and made this crutch, but the result was a serious injury. , I went to a wheelchair directly after being discharged from the hospital. This crutch was not sold, hahaha~~~hehehe~~~oh~~~

2: Don’t worry, I will sell this pair of crutches today .

1: The streets are full of people with good legs and feet. Who sells them?

2: Wife, let’s find someone with good legs and feet to sell to him today, to see how good I can be in deception.

1: Then why are you lying?

2: Those who wish will take the bait, understand? Shout a few words for me

1: I won’t fool you, you can handle it yourself~

2: Just follow my eyes and act, okay? Hey, someone is coming, shout~~~

1: Ah, it’s turned, it’s turned, it’s turned! Turn around, turn around! Turn around!

3: I said you are giving random orders, what are you doing? You know where I'm going, so why don't you let me carry you?

2: Shouting for sale.

1: For sale! Sell,

2: What are you selling?

1: Turn

2: Connect.

1: Trafficked! Trafficked!

3: Huh? What's going on? Who wants to abduct you?

1: No, he was kidnapped~~~

3: Do you want to be kidnapped?

2: What look in your eyes, kidnapping, kidnapping, I can kidnap and traffic like this, you buy it?

3: What the hell is going on with you guys?

2: What’s going on? Please mind your own business~~~

1: We We are a couple, playing here!

2: Hahaha, nothing to play with!

3: These two couples are selling their daughter-in-law for fun during the Chinese New Year~~~Oh~~~~

1: Not for sale~~~

2: Stand down~~~It’s very serious.

1: What?

2: Too serious.

3: What are you talking about?

2: Haha, it’s none of your business~~~

1: What’s so serious?

2: You should tell him~~~ It’s dangerous if you don’t tell about this disease~~~It’s okay, I see something is wrong, my wife won’t let me tell you, and you can’t believe it either, go ahead , It’s okay~~~Hehe~~~It’s okay~~~Let’s go~~~

3: I’m so nagging~~~ You are really~~~

2: This disease was discovered at an advanced stage!

3: What’s wrong with you? Say something nice during the Chinese New Year! What's going on!

2: Don’t get excited, see something wrong, oh, even you don’t believe it~~~

3: You have to tell me whether I believe it or not, what’s going on? ?

2: Putting aside your illness, I know what you do!

3: Ahem, you still know what I do? What do I do?

2: You are the big boss of the business——

3: What?

2: That is impossible.

3: Nonsense, did the big boss ride this?

2: Work in a hotel.

1: How did you know he was in the hotel?

2: I smell of green onion~~~ Is it from the hotel?

3: Then~~~ What do you think I do in a hotel?

2: The awesome chef!

3: Huh?

2: Really?

1: Oops, how did you know he was a chef?

2: He has a big head and a thick neck, so he is not just a rich man but a cook! ——Really? Are you a chef?

3: Wow, ok, ok~~~ You guessed it right,

2: Don’t do the math, right?

3: Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then what did you say about me just now? What did you say was that it was serious and late stage? What was going on?

2: Can you believe it?

3: I, I, I~~~ I believe it,

2: In the recent period of time, I feel like I haven’t felt a certain part of your body, which is different from the past. . You think, you think hard~~~, really,

3: I don’t feel it, I just feel that my face is getting bigger and bigger?

2: By the way, this is not the main disease! Do you know why your face is big?

3: Why?

2: It is the necrosis of your peripheral nerves that has enlarged the upper part.

3: Where did you hold it in?

2: Below the waist~~~ Feet upward~~~

3: Legs?

2: Enemy!

3: No, there’s nothing wrong with my legs!

2: Take two steps! Take two steps! It’s okay to take two steps! Walk!

3: OK, OK~~~ Take two steps, go, go, take two steps, take two steps, take two steps~~~

2: Stop! Is there anything wrong with your shoes?

3: What’s wrong?

2: One is high and the other is low?

3: This~~~ This is the place where travel shoes are dead!

2: Opponent, it’s your legs that are sick and one leg is short!

3: That’s not the case! If I want one leg to be long and one leg to be short, the pants seller will tell me!

2: Tell me if you sell pants, do you still sell pants? Who is as kind-hearted as me? Okay, let me adjust it for you.

Believe it or not, your legs are lifted up with my hands, as high as you can, and then come down as hard as you can, okay? Believe it or not? The legs are designated to be sick, and the right leg is short! Come on, get up!

(3 coordinated actions)

2: Stop! Damn?

3: Nasty

1: Hey, why is he numb?

2: If you stamp, you will be numb!

2: Hemp or not? Damn?

3: I feel numb~~~

2: Let’s walk, let’s walk! Don't control it, your legs are 100% diseased, don't control it, relax! Walk! Go, go, go! Go, go quickly! Let's go, don't think about it, can you come with me? Let’s walk, it’ll be better little by little, let’s go~~~

(3 coordinate the movements)

3: Hey, hey, hey~~~ Oh my Oh my god!

2: You go!

1: My good leg has been deceived into lameness!

3: What exactly do you mean?

2: Did you see it? My wife noticed it. She said you were lying and you were lame.

3: Sister, why didn’t you notice it earlier?

1: If you hadn’t met him earlier, if you had met him, he would have been lame~~

2: I would have transferred him here~~~

3: Brother, what's going on? this?

2: Don’t worry, you had a sprain in your leg when you were little.

3: No, did I have a sprain in my leg?

2: Transferred! I don’t know, but later your career was very unfavorable to you. It turned out that you were not a pushover, you were a cutter. You kept pushing hard on this leg, which made this leg heavier and heavier~~ ~ In mild cases, the person stands on tiptoe, in severe cases, the femoral head is necrotic, and in the advanced stage, he is in a vegetative state!

1: Hahahahahahaha~~~

2: What are you doing?

1: Let me tell you~~~ It’s the first time I looked into his eyes~~~ Hahaha

2: Be honest! I'm treating my illness!

3: Brother, what kind of medicine should I take?

2: Medication doesn’t work!

1: It’s Chinese New Year, don’t let people take medicine, just say abduction!

2: Look, my wife knows that she is on crutches!

3: On crutches?

2: Please sit down~~~ After using the crutches, your legs will gradually become balanced, and it will get better little by little. At first, an old man saw that I had a leg problem, She was worried about money and refused to let me see a doctor. In the end, she became disabled~~~

3: You?

2: There is a steel plate inside, so it cannot be bent back~~~

3: Is this a useless leg?

1: Old man, these are good legs~~~

2: What are you talking about! Okay~~~ Who has good legs and can use crutches?

3: Yes,

1: That kid is not——

2: Stop being deceptive!

3: Oh, sister, please stop messing around all the time, okay? This is a patient-to-patient discussion about the condition. What are you doing all the time? This is~~~ Let me see what’s going on with these legs~~~

2: You don’t use your legs~~~ Look~~ ~ I'll leave for you, I didn't even leave in the past~~~ This is over~~~

(2 walks)

3: Oh, oh, oh my god, Oops~~~ It’s so serious,

2: How many shoes have I thrown away!

1: Don’t be so blind. Didn’t you steal the chicks and chase them away when you took off your shoes?

2: Are your legs good enough to catch me? How much does your shoe cost?

3: That~~~ two hundred and two~~~

2: Two hundred and two? Just like stealing money.

3: So where should I buy abduction?

2: A crutch

1: Isn’t it? I just want to sell you this pair of crutches~~~

2: What did you say? past! What are you selling? What should I rely on to sell? Why are you like this? If a woman digs it out, wouldn’t it be over if she gives it to him?

3: No,

1: Not for sale?

2: Can you stop talking? Take the abduction!

3: Yeah, big brother! Oops, brother, I can’t ask for it in vain, I have to give you money~~~

2: I know your character. When a woman asks for money, you can’t get away with it and won’t give it to her. You want face, so you are so Telling you that I don't want it means looking down on you, right? I still have to ask for half, one hundred.

3: I tell you to be more passionate with me!

3: Okay, okay

2: Stop talking~~~

(3 pays)

3: Oh, brother Yeah, brother, what are you talking about~~~ I only have thirty-two yuan for these two bags~~~

1: Then take it, as much as you want

2: What kind of bicycle do you want? What bike do you want?

3: Oh, yes, yes~~~

2: Why are you like this?

1: I didn’t say I wanted a bicycle? You said you wanted a bicycle~~~

2: What a joke, I can’t control this wife, so I just asked someone for a bicycle,

1: I didn’t say I wanted a bicycle !

2: I won’t take you out in the future~~~

3: Brother, don’t always be angry. I think what my elder sister said is reasonable. You say like As for my legs and feet, I basically say goodbye to bicycles, right? I’ll give you the bike~~~ OK?

2: Okay, okay~~~

1: No~~~ You can’t ask for someone else’s bicycle. Take it back quickly and push it back~~~ You don’t know he’s trying to trick you!

3: You are tricking me! Why are you like this? I was puzzled, how could there be such a big gap in life between a couple who also lived together?

2: Brother, stand up!

3: Brother, it’s fate!

Zhao Benshan: Don’t be excited~~~ Go back and recuperate, you will be fine in a few days~~~

3: Okay~~~ Big brother,

2 : Don't get excited,

3: What about~~~ I won't say anything~~~

1: Isn't it a little too much for you to do this?

2: Why should he thank us?

3: Thank you!

3: Look!

(3 ended up on crutches)

2: What are you looking at? Why are you feeling distressed? Go, change places!

1: What else are you doing?

2: Find someone with bad legs and sell the bike to him!

(2 push bicycles to exit and 1 to exit)

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