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Land couplets
Bottom line: The earth can make a thousand auspicious things.
Horizontal criticism: spring and autumn newspaper
(Note: Zangtoulian: soil, land)
The first part: It is only fair to respect your father-in-law, and you are called an emperor if you have soil.
Bottom line: Feng Popo is a woman's heart and selfless.
Horizontal approval: land protection and God bless.
(Remarks: In the Land Temple, both the Land Lord and the Land Mother worship at the same time. )
In addition, excerpts from couplets of land temples around the country are provided for your reference:
Yangzhou Land Temple couplet: "My father-in-law is very fair; My mother-in-law is a woman's heart. " It is easy to understand why people burn incense and candles to landlords and landlords.
Ningbo Yinxian Land Temple said to Yun: "Everyone only speaks three words; Do evil and burn incense. "
Jiangsu Jurong Land Temple couplet reads: "Don't think my temple is too small, don't try to burn incense;" You have the power to stop fighting. If you want to be evil, look. "This couplet can be called an epigram, warning people not to do evil.
A couplet of a land temple in a township in Shaoxing: "There is no claim to be a great hero; Sin is as deep as the sea, kneeling on the ground. "Tell people that no matter how successful you are, you can't be complacent; If the crime is as deep as the sea, you should repent and turn over a new leaf.
There is a couplet in the Xinhui Land Temple in Guangdong: "All women love and all daughters-in-law hate, so advise housewives in the world to love their daughters-in-law less;" Why does the wife obey and why does the mother rebel? I hope the Son of Man will obey his wife. "The first part advised the mother-in-law of the world to love her daughter's beloved daughter-in-law, and the second part asked the sons of the world to obey their mothers with the heart of their wives.
The couplets of the Land Temple in Ganzhou, Jiangxi Province, use a teaching tone: "If I had a spirit, I wouldn't accumulate dust everywhere, and my bones and muscles would fall down;" Don't dream, you know, you are as diligent as you are, and you are lazy. "
Yangzhou Hongqiao Land Temple couplets: There are mountains everywhere, there are buddhas everywhere, and the earth is the spirit.
The couplet of a land temple in Shifang, Sichuan: Look at the situation, shake hands, look at people's hearts and nod.
Hubei Changyang Taizhuyuan land temple couplet: "ancestral home, ancestral home is white." This is a hidden head.
A couplet of a land temple in Nanyang, Henan: "Hey, what's going on in the world, what's going on in the world; Well, people are on earth, and people are on earth "is a Zen saying with a warning meaning."
Couplet of Laoshan Land Temple in Chaohu, Anhui: "Don't laugh at my old incompetence, make a wish to try;" Even if you are rich and good, don't burn incense. " Very conceited. .
"There is a clear sky on the head, and things will depend on the day; In the eyes of the public, I intentionally don't scratch the ground "-this is a couplet of a land temple in old China. "Bare land" refers to land that does not produce crops because of drought. In the mouth of the land Lord, he warned officials to be honest and clean, to be considerate of the people, and not to "deliberately scrape the ground" to extract the fat from the people, making their lives worse.
Before liberation, a rural land temple in Sichuan wrote: "Yellow wine and white wine don't matter, as long as the cock and hen are fat." . Don't say that.
"If you don't fix it, I will die of you; If I don't change, my son will come to see me. " -from the Analects of Confucius, the general idea is to persuade people to stand on the world, pay attention to moral cultivation and turn over a new leaf.
A land temple association in Changsha, Hunan Province: "Men and women have equal rights, and the public says that the public is right, and the mother-in-law says that the mother-in-law is right; Lunar calendar, you have your year and I have my year. "
A land temple association: whether there is a temple or not; More candles and less moonlight.
A land temple association in Yanshan county, Jiangxi province: the association is a show of eternal green hills; This temple faces the green water for thousands of years.
A land temple association: the temple is magical; The sky is high and the sun is long.
Land Temple Association of a village in duyun city, Guizhou: Bao Sifang Qingji; You, Zhai Yi, are safe.
"Grandpa asked: Where to shoot; Mother-in-law replied: "They celebrate the New Year. "During the civil war, people's livelihood was poor, and Chengdu talent Liu Shiliang worked in the land temple.
"Madam, don't wear modern red, be careful of spies sliver; Sir, don't shave, lest you protect your parents and catch young people "-the black humor of a land temple during the Civil War. "
Land temple alliance at the entrance of the old brothel: there are many jokes in this street; My parents never say anything.
Land Temple of Qiaoqiao Village, North Third Floor Township, Zhili Prefecture, Jingmen City, Hubei Province: How rich is the stove clock paper; The temple faithfully kowtowed to the gods.
Dangyang yuquan temple Border Land Temple Trade Union: Don't be confused and kowtow; You must carefully cross your chest.
Land Temple Association in a certain place: the blessings fell from the sky, just in time for the Spring Festival; The status of the company can bear the virtues of the group.
Land Temple Association in a certain place: Happiness is virtue; The right God is God.
A land temple fair in Weibei: "Soil can give birth to everything; The earth can make a thousand auspicious things. " . . Another Tibetan couplet
Sichuan Qingchuan Land Temple Alliance: Nanmu North Area, my old man has to go several times from time to time; In the village, the villagers only come once a year.
Land Temple Association in a certain place: why do you want to burn incense and make a wish if you are sincere about people's fruit? If you act unfairly, you need to stop me from hitting me on the head with a cane.
Land Temple Association in a certain place: It's fair to respect your father-in-law, and it's called Gongde Emperor after the earth; Serve her mother-in-law with a woman's heart and be selfless.
Taiwan Province Yilan Land Temple Alliance: Fumin, impartial; Dexin has been a god for thousands of years.
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