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First of all, adult life is not easy except getting fat and losing hair. Second, men: before getting engaged, be obedient like grandchildren. After getting engaged, learn to talk back like a son. Give orders like Lao Zi after marriage. Third, the law of conservation of bachelors: the total number of bachelors will never change, and bachelors will neither appear out of thin air nor disappear out of thin air. It will only be transferred from one person to another. Fourth, in fact, Tang Priest is also quite sexy. Those who say ugly are called benefactors, and those who say beautiful are called bodhisattvas. Although the melon is not sweet, sometimes I don't care whether it is sweet or not. I just want to unscrew it. I'll be happy if I unscrew it. I have a girlfriend recently. I didn't expect her family to disagree. If she doesn't agree, then she can forget it She also hit me the hardest, especially her husband. Seven, I think I have amnesia. The specific performance is to forget the fact that there was no money at the beginning of shopping. I don't want to sleep except at bedtime. The world has turned upside down. Nine, I have gone with the wind, no debt, no mortgage, no beloved woman. You can eat pork and drink a little wine with a monthly salary of 3500. It seems to be enough to watch movies and play games alone on weekends.