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What are the advertisements for misusing idioms?

Silent mosquitoes (smell)

Glasses advertisement: a "bright" is amazing

Internet cafe advertisement: a "net" is deep in love

Piano advertisement 1: A bell "Qin" and "Qin" have a special liking at first sight

Drug advertisement: "Cough" is urgent

Advertisement for treating lithiasis: Great. Small stone melts

stomach medicine advertisement: a "no" to "stomach"

tonic advertisement: "turtle" is safe

a cake advertisement: step by step "cake" rises

roast chicken advertisement: "chicken" must be lost

fast food restaurant advertisement: "burning" is better < p There is no substitute for "wearing"

hat company advertisement: take people by "hat"

water heater advertisement: take a bath at will

air conditioner advertisement: no sweat for life

printer advertisement: a hundred smells are not worth a key, No strangers

Washing machine advertisement: "idle" wife and good mother

Washing powder advertisement: "clothes and clothes" don't give up

Laundry advertisement: "clothes and clothes" don't give up

Clothing advertisement: "clothes and clothes" don't give up

Clothing store advertisement: "clothes and clothes" take people <

I don't give up my clothes until I get to my stomach (advertisement for stomach medicine)

I don't give up my clothes (advertisement for clothes)

I enjoy riding (advertisement for horse racing)

I don't give up my hair (advertisement for barbershop)

I don't care about my clothes (advertisement for electric iron)

None.

"Idle" wife and good mother (advertisement for washing machine)

"Cough" can't be delayed (advertisement for cough medicine)

Take people by "hat" (advertisement for hat company)

Call for four "answers" (advertisement for audio company)

Take "mouth" and "heart" clothes (advertisement for oral liquid).

The big "stone" turns into the small "stone" (advertising for treating lithiasis)

A hundred words are better than a "key" without "hitting" strangers (printer advertising). Agree with 2| Comment on 211-12-24 12:5 Mass murder | Second-class

Cough can't be delayed, riding is endless, and money is endless ... Anti-inflammatory drug advertising words: cure the population quickly-(popular) water heater advertising words: take a bath at will-(arbitrary) cough medicine advertising words-cough can't be delayed (urgent) motorcycle advertising words: riding is endless-(fun is endless) nutrient solution advertising words-mouth Clothes and clothes (reluctant to part)-clothing advertisements are full of cups (monuments)-alcohol advertisements reach the stomach (places) one step at a time-stomach medicine advertisements Wrigley chewing gum is like an arrow (Wrigley chewing gum advertising language) Internet cafe advertisements: a "net" is deeply in love

Piano advertisements 1: At first sight, Qin has a special liking

advertisement for treating lithiasis: make the stone bigger and make it smaller, Small stone melts

stomach medicine advertisement: a "no" to "stomach"

tonic advertisement: "turtle" is safe

a cake advertisement: step by step "cake" rises

roast chicken advertisement: "chicken" must be lost

fast food restaurant advertisement: "burning" is better < p There is no substitute for "wearing"

hat company advertisement: take people by "hat"

water heater advertisement: take a bath at will

air conditioner advertisement: no sweat for life

printer advertisement: a hundred smells are not worth a key, No strangers

Washing machine advertisement: "idle" wife and good mother

Washing powder advertisement: "clothes and clothes" don't give up

Laundry advertisement: "clothes and clothes" don't give up

Clothing advertisement: "clothes and clothes" don't give up

Clothing store advertisement: "clothes and clothes" take people <

I don't give up my clothes until I get to my stomach (advertisement for stomach medicine)

I don't give up my clothes (advertisement for clothes)

I enjoy riding (advertisement for horse racing)

I don't give up my hair (advertisement for barbershop)

I don't care about my clothes (advertisement for electric iron)

None.

"Idle" wife and good mother (advertisement for washing machine)

"Cough" can't be delayed (advertisement for cough medicine)

Take people by "hat" (advertisement for hat company)

Call for four "answers" (advertisement for audio company)

Take "mouth" and "heart" clothes (advertisement for oral liquid).