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Ask for all the classic sentences in Xiaogang Feng's New Year movies.
I won't tell you if I kill you!
A marriage without love is unhappy, and a marriage without a house is even more unhappy.
Ah, I see it again. This is the power of love!
The night gave me black eyes, but I greeted the light with my nostrils.
-Viagra, do you want to throw up? -Yes, but I can't bear to leave it. Thirteen, Louis's, 8000 yuan a bottle, I can't bear to throw up.
When I was young, I had a wicked heart, but I didn't have the guts to be a thief. When I am old, I have a wicked heart, but I don't have the guts to be a thief.
These are two feelings. When I sleep at night, I touch your hand, just like touching my own. I have no feeling, but
Cutting off your hand hurts as much as cutting off my hand. You girls are my relatives, she is my lover, both sides are equally heavy, and no one can replace anyone.
Do you know what a successful person is? Successful people buy the most expensive things, not the best. Therefore, our slogan for real estate is: not the best, but the most expensive.
Be kind.
Sleeping in the same bed for more than 20 years does have some aesthetic fatigue. (Sichuan intonation)
:
Organized and undisciplined
2 1 what is the most lacking in the century? Talent!
I want to turn my heart to the moon, but the moon shines on the ditch.
Uncle Li is very angry and the consequences are very serious.
I hate you robbers, you have no technical content at all!
"Big shot": What is a master, just eight words, maverick, grandstanding!
Anyone who wants to make money from e-commerce is a fool, and the website has to take money, and it is reluctant to let the children be caught. Hire with high salary
A few swearing gunmen, and then find a few cultural celebrities as targets, whoever fires will be destroyed! What does the website rely on? By clicking
Rate, click-through rate went up, and the next home followed. How much money did you put in, followed by a zero (sub) and sold it directly.
Give it to the next home. I also tell you that some people talk about buying and cashing out immediately, and you can't even talk about giving you stocks. If you are interested.
If you invest 8 million yuan to 1 0 million yuan, I dare not say more, you can earn10 million yuan a year. I said dollars!
You must choose the best prime location, hire French designers and build the most upscale apartments. Elevator direct entrance
The number of households and units should be at least 400 square meters. What broadband, optical cable, satellite, whatever you can connect, connect him, Lou.
Top garden (son), there is a swimming pool in the building, there is an English housekeeper and wig at the door, and the owner is also one.
When you come in, you must tell people: Sir, no matter what happens (children) or nothing (children), can I help you? A real one.
British London accent, times (children) have face! Establish another aristocratic school in the community, with Harvard one-year optics as the teaching material.
This will cost tens of thousands of dollars. Build another American clinic, wait 24 hours, just one word (child) is expensive, and see a cold.
You have to spend 18 thousand. Your neighbors either drive a BMW or a Mercedes. If you drive the cat's paw and the car of life, you won't.
How dare you say hello to others! How much do you think an apartment like this costs per square meter? I think we have to get two anyway.
Thousands of dollars. ) two thousand dollars? This is the cost, starting at $4,000. Not too expensive, and there is no discount! You must study.
The owner's shopping psychology, the owner who is willing to spend 2000 dollars to buy a house doesn't care about spending another 2000 dollars. What is a successful person?
Scholars and successful people only buy expensive things, not the best. Therefore, our slogan for real estate is
Yes: not the best, but the most expensive!
Sunny day: Joke, what am I waiting for? Do you still want someone to hit me? You're going to puncture my bicycle tire.
Really? Can't you assassinate me?
Be there or be square: Do you think it's shameless to take off your clothes? Everyone must be able to stand apart, stand upside down and relax on one leg.
How tall a person is!
China people are used to putting their names at the back and their surnames at the front to show their respect for their ancestors, while Americans are just right.
Contrary to us, they are used to putting their first names before their surnames to show respect.
Is it XXX? It's XXX, and you're still here. The night gave me black eyes. I saw you looking at me. You are like a glass.
The ice in the room is as transparent as ice ... my eyes are dark, and only in my dreams can I see the light and return to my brilliant memory.
In my memory, I dreamed of you several times, and you stood in front of me so clearly. When I wake up, my heart ached.
Your greatest advantage is that you can be loyal to your family at a critical moment, and you can turn your face with a little training.
Terrorist organization, more than enough.
Sigh: when I was young, I had a thief's heart but no thief's courage. Now I have a thief's heart, a thief's courage, and the thief has gone!
Endless: Look, this is a typical mania. You are like a good person when you are not sick. People like this put it
It's dangerous to go out into society! Take it off!
Can you make it chronic? Now that medicine is so developed, it must be easy to turn chronic!
Mobile phone: Are you in a meeting? That's right. Is it inconvenient to talk? Ah. Then I'll say you listen. All right. I miss you. oh
Did you miss me? Ah. You were really bad yesterday. Hello. Give me a kiss. Dare not? Then I will kiss you. I heard you.
Really? I heard you.
A: General, we haven't eaten ice cream for a week, even Coca-Cola is different.
Pretend it! It is said that all the camel cigarettes supplied to us are in Antwerp, so those bad guys in the rear can wholesale to Daoye, Belgium.
Yes Even our chewing gum is chewed in the mouths of Italian Roma women. Oh, your mouth stinks. You can't kiss those who welcome us.
Citizens of Paris! ..... My eyes are dark, and only in my dreams can I see the light and return to the glorious memory.
In my memory, I dreamed of you several times, and you stood in front of me so clearly. When I wake up, my heart ached.
Your greatest advantage is that you can be loyal to your family at a critical moment, and you can turn your face with a little training.
Terrorist organization, more than enough.
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