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Urgent! ! ! 2 1 1, 985 colleges and universities, our school has the qualification to walk to Peking University, but this student can't get the first place in the overall score of the university in th
Terrible University: How many people waste their youth on campus?
Schmidt mocked China University in the Journal of Yale University: "They regard economic success as educational success and are proud of it. This is the biggest joke in the history of human civilization. "
In the 33 years since the resumption of the college entrance examination, China has selected 54.38 million college students.
Thousands of troops no longer cross the single-plank bridge, and universities are no longer the universities they used to be. In the past 30 years, Chinese universities have experienced three climaxes: marketization (such as canceling graduation distribution and implementing fee system), internationalization (such as "building a world-class university" and large-scale merger) and industrialization (such as frantically expanding enrollment and building a university town).
It has become like a strange company with mixed functions of * * and enterprise: it is a public service, but parents have paid a high price; It is an industrial operation, but it bears 250 billion debts; There is no after-sales service for selling products; This is an investment, but it doesn't guarantee your return. The concept of university is becoming more and more confusing, but there are problems in the management, evaluation system, curriculum, teachers and students of the university. The orientation and specialty setting of universities are seriously homogenized, and the fraud from professors to students makes academics a joke. Corruption, gender and public security chaos in universities always appear in social news pages. Universities in China are no longer carefully cultivating "people" who can think independently, but are keen on cultivating "employees".
It is a terrible thing that the university has degenerated from an ivory tower in a cruel society to a bad company that produces unqualified products! Several good teachers and students are here, more people's youth is here, and their dreams have been shattered before they can be described. This is a terrible thing! Universities don't teach the new generation to be "people" and do things, but only teach them to obey and take exams. This is a terrible thing! College students believe in relationships and hidden rules instead of knowledge and ability, which is terrible! In 20 10, 9.57 million candidates took the national college entrance examination, of which 6.57 million had the opportunity to become freshmen.
What ruined China's universities?
When the university becomes a life trap that destroys childhood, wastes youth, kills morale and has little return, knowledge will not change personal destiny; When universities become officialdom, shopping malls, carnivals and vanity fair, the lies of universities will destroy the growth soil of China elites-a respectable university will become a terrible university.
Bureaucracy of principals, bureaucracy of administration, bubble of evaluation, exaggeration of architecture, blackening of interpersonal relationship, shady ranking, centralization of resources, industrialization of enrollment, blind expansion, devaluation of diplomas, financial corruption, ineffective supervision, formalization of teaching, marginalization of academics, hypocrisy of scientific research, cynicism, conservatism of attitude, superficiality of culture, similarity of teaching objectives, unification of teaching syllabus and setting of disciplines.
Through simple induction, we can get 30 diseases that universities are often criticized by public opinion. But even though the university in China is like a patient with increasingly bloated body and withering spirit, in order to gain her affirmation, you are still willing to gamble on the best time of your life-you think it is necessary to use the first 18 years of your life to pay this future happiness deposit because your parents needed this goal when you were young, your boss needed this evidence when you were independent, and your mother-in-law needed this indicator when you got married. A diploma is enough to bind you for life.
Linxian County, Shanxi Province, was forced to close Internet cafes because of the upcoming college entrance examination, and the county Internet cafes were doomed. In Hangzhou, there are mothers who have paid thousands of dollars for their children's hard work, and at the same time, there are also primary school students who have written a "comment" for Student Weekly that "studying hard is my way to make money". There is a slogan posted on the middle school teaching building in a small town that "being admitted to a university is the only way to get rid of poverty and get rich". This "way out" seems to be a gambling game set for you by the whole society. You bet on happiness, freedom, fantasy and innocence, even if it is the cruel result of Peking University students selling pork at a reduced price.
This is the black humor of China University-the more "tireless" the trap that life must pass, the more precious the achievement; The more obvious this trap is, the more fans there are; The more you realize the harm of this trap, the more you have to enter it. Because of the layout of this trap, participants, victims, to be honest, everyone has a share.
The university is utilitarian, because both your desires and mine are maximized. Being in college has become a life trap that destroys childhood, wastes youth, kills morale and has little return, and knowledge is powerless to change personal destiny; When universities become officialdom, shopping malls, carnivals and vanity fair, the lies of universities will destroy the growth soil of China elites-a respectable university will become a terrible university.
Why can't universities change their destiny?
"It is said that knowledge changes fate. I have learned so much knowledge, but I have not seen any change in my fate? " In 2009, Yang Yuanyuan, a graduate student in the law department of Shanghai Maritime University, said this before committing suicide. Yale changed my life. 20 10 Zhang Lei, a China native who graduated from Yale University, said publicly. He will donate $8,888,888 to Yale, which is said to be the largest donation to Yale University School of Management.
Both of them are talking about their own fate in life. Yang Yuanyuan's words made the public question education. The public questioned why Zhang Lei didn't donate to China's alma mater. Fortunately, there are still netizens who help him out: "Donating to Yale does not necessarily reflect value, and donating to China certainly does not reflect value."
In 2009, tens of thousands of rural senior three students in Chongqing refused the college entrance examination, and 26,000 students in Hubei gave up the college entrance examination: in 20 10, the total number of applicants for the national college entrance examination decreased by 650,000 compared with 200 g, and a new theory of "the futility of reading" was on the rise-China Youth Daily once reported a short story that my cousin was a decorator and could get about 2,500 yuan a month on average. My cousin graduated from college for almost a year and hasn't found a job yet. The cousin of migrant workers said with deep feelings: "I really appreciate that I didn't get into college."
Perhaps, it's all because our relationship with the university has already changed. In ancient times, each other was a family relationship. "You don't teach, it's your father's fault; The teaching is not strict and the teacher is lazy "; After 19 19, Cai Yuanpei wants to turn Shi Jing University into a modern university with autonomy, free students and mutual friendship. 1952, China University studied Stalin model. Universities are actually higher technical colleges, all of which are screws serving the society and colleagues. 1977, the door of the college entrance examination, which was closed for 1 1 year, was opened again, and the university got a group of most idealistic pursuers, who fell in love; By 20 10, university enrollment will boost GDP, and the establishment of university town will boost real estate, which has long been a trading relationship.
When we lose the spiritual ethics of being close to the university as father and son, as close as friends, the university is only left with the relationship between supply and demand to meet short-term needs-Jiangsu Province changed five college entrance examination plans on 10, and the fate of 500,000 candidates is constantly changing; 20 10 blue book on employment shows that the major that was popular a few years ago suddenly became the "unemployment hotspot", and the majors of law, computer, English, international trade and business administration had the largest number of unemployed people for three consecutive years from 2007 to 2D09.
Perhaps, it is all because of the serious shortage of "independent thinking intellectuals" in China. At the same time, Peking University and Tsinghua are not among the top ten universities in Asia. At the same time, the president of Stanford University has a saying that it will take 20 years at the earliest to build China into a world-class university. This is a polite way of saying it. Schmidt, the former president of Yale University, publicly criticized China University in the Journal of Yale University: "They think that society only needs more Excellence: more courses, more teachers, more students and more school buildings." In his view, a university should be "the worst and the most ideal place to nurture free thoughts and finally express them freely".
When universities lose their idealism and independent spirit, they also lose the productivity of cultivating elites-no less than 654.38 million college students in Beijing suffer from depression after graduation and become ants in Tangjialing; A survey of tens of thousands of people by China Youth Daily shows that 34% people regret going to college, and 5 1% people think they didn't learn anything useful in college.
Perhaps it's all because college students are just products on the assembly line. In the best 18 years of their lives, they only learned to take exams in order to enter the university; After being admitted to the university, in order to find a job, they only learned textual research-parents, primary and secondary schools and universities jointly made a tool conveyor belt. Finally, this "tool" will find that what he learned at 18 is something he doesn't need in the future.
When Imperial College digitalized talent education, it lost its mysterious power to change its destiny-ability can be differentiated, personality can be certified, and morality can be digitized: Shanghai Jiaotong University once wanted to issue three certificates to graduates, including academic transcripts, ability certificates and "personality certificates"; Chengnan College of Changsha University of Science and Technology has launched a moral bank savings card, which is divided into gold card, platinum card and diamond card. You can get extra points for doing well. The biggest drawback of university administration is that the bureaucratic atmosphere has turned scholars into vases that only belong to Nuo Nuo. The biggest drawback of university industrialization is that talents and personality can be digitized.
We are all victims of the university.
Middle school students in China always can't sleep —— A comparative study of high school students in China, Japan, South Korea and the United States tells us that the stress of high school students in China ranks first among the four countries, with more than 70% of students in China depressed and fidgety, and nearly half of high school students in China can't sleep.
College students in China haven't woken up yet-college students imitate Xiao Shenyang's college version of Not Bad Money and write: "As soon as you close your eyes, a class will pass; As soon as I closed my eyes, the morning passed. Do you know what is the most painful thing in life? Class is over, and people are still awake. Do you know what is the most painful thing in life? Someone woke up [URL =] \ \' \ \' [/URL] but didn't finish class. Do you know what the most painful thing is? I am in class, but I can't sleep. "
This is life. For the young people in China who became slaves in three or four years, they are slaves to their houses, their marriages and their children. University is just a refuge for delaying the entry into a cruel society, and it is also the last paradise in the hard journey of life. Recently, Li Yong accidentally blurted out the truth: "I didn't talk about love during college, and I didn't lose my virginity, so I went to vanity"; Far away from CUHK, there is a depraved street consisting of sloppy restaurants, all-night Internet cafes, cheap guest houses and unlicensed small clinics. Countless outstanding young people took the first cigarette from their roommates, and their college time, which should have been virtuous and knowledgeable, became a history of youth degeneration.
Unfortunately, the good days ended when I graduated from college. Some analysts pointed out that in 20 10, at least 100000 fresh graduates will face the situation of adventure island. This result makes China's parents be regarded as the most blind investors in the education industry chain, while China's college students are regarded as the largest low-end products in the education industry chain. Xiong Bingqi, deputy director of the Press Center of Shanghai Jiaotong University and vice president of 2 1 Century Education Research Institute, said: "College students are the last link in the whole food chain, and there is no choice."
Han Han's blog Youth is an answer: "Psychological counseling is useless. When I see our women hugging the rich, the rich hugging the officials, the officials hugging the boss, and the boss hugging Lin Chi-ling, how can you give me psychological counseling? Upon inquiry, the students all got worse. There are mixed good male students, at home, and mixed good female students. It was a happy marriage ... within a few hundred kilometers of Fiona Fang, Fiona Fang, there wasn't even a realistic inspirational story. This is the life of many young people in China. "
Schmidt mocked China University in the Journal of Yale University: "They regard economic success as educational success and are proud of it. This is the biggest joke in the history of human civilization. " This is not just the problem of China University, which Schmidt regards as mercenary. In fact, China people have long regarded "economic success" as "success", and all women who worship money will tell men that "If you are the one" means "If you are the one". The mayor will tell the citizens that increasing GDP will definitely improve your happiness.
In this age of desire, universities are always faced with a dilemma-whether to go with the flow or remain independent? This is a fable: 16 years ago, Peking University once owned a wall. On the one hand, it was a gathering place for dealers of fake documents and pirated CDs, and on the other hand, it was a poet, scholar and unnamed lake. That year, the city wall was knocked down in the dispute and a commercial street was built on the original city wall. 16 years later, people who enter Yale University College in the United States must still hold a white key card, because the iron gate of the college is always closed, and without a key card, they can never enter the gate.
Yang, president of Fudan University, once said that the wall of college physics can be torn down, but the "spiritual wall" can never be torn down. Because there is no "spiritual wall", the university can not meet people's expectations of her nobility and purity, and it also loses the value of the university's existence. The problem is that the "spiritual wall" of China University is also falling. Universities boast about architecture, not humanistic spirit; When students choose a university, the standard of choice is not the teaching system of the university, but the employment rate.
China people have two origins, one is a family, and the other is a university. China people's obsession with universities stems from personal anxiety about identity. When the whole society thinks that going to college is the standard of success, universities fail to provide talents needed by society. When children have to bid farewell to childhood happiness early, parents have to sacrifice all their savings, and brothers have to give up the opportunity to receive education. That is the social * *-we are disappointed with the university because we expect too much: we expect too much from it just because it is expensive.
Universities should cultivate "sound" elites, who need free and independent ideas, innovative ideas, will to go against the current, spirit to promote social progress and exuberant vitality. But today's universities are officialdom, shopping malls, vanity fair, carnival and square, an assembly line for blind expansion, a bad company that calculates profits according to the head, a small society where hidden rules prevail, a small city with a huge bureaucratic tone, but it is not the "university" in the minds of idealists.
From a small point of view, the university should make a person become a person who can think independently, thus changing his personal destiny; Generally speaking, universities should promote the vertical mobility between social classes, ease social stratification, and thus change the fate of the country-this is the biggest dereliction of duty of China University: universities should be a powerful arm to promote social progress in China, but since when have bloated and ill universities become a social burden?
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