What are the jingles boasting about the group owners?

1. I fell in love with the group owner at first sight! The owner also noticed me. The shopkeeper smiled brightly and kept waving to me. I can't help hugging my master tightly! Ah, the lovely lucky cat!

2. What happened? Just now, I dialed the mobile phone of the group owner. After the bell rang, I was reminded that the other party was streaking. Please redial later. I can't believe it! Dial again and say: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is out of service area, please redial later.

3. Love the group owner and remain unchanged for life; People who keep pets will never get tired; Criticize the group owner, every minute; Protect the group owner, and never abandon the ups and downs; As long as I can't see the host, I can't even eat, because the host is not here, I can't eat and cook!

4. Birds fly far away with their husbands and wives, and people are of high quality. This means that the group owner will become fond of what kind of people he is with. Now I finally know why the group owner likes orangutans so much!

A lame man came to the south, carrying an eggplant with a pole, holding a plate in his hand and nailing a stake in the ground.

6. Who is the person who likes to pry into other people's affairs? Answer: Reporter. Who embellishes at work all day? Answer: Chef. Take the violin exam (playing animals) answer: koala, the exam is pulling.

7. The tortoise and the snake only have one ticket to go to the movies. The tortoise was entangled in his neck by a snake. When entering the park, the ticket inspector said, stop the car. The tortoise and snake panicked, and the ticket inspector sarcastically said, Look at the turtle of the group owner, wearing a tie!

8. One day, a mantis showed off to an ant and said, Look how handsome I am with two knives. The ant was about to speak when a chicken came and ate the mantis. The ant saw it, shook his head and said, I don't know if it is suppressing now. How dare you run in the street with a knife?

9. If there were no flowers, spring would be lonely. If there is no passion, the four seasons will be mediocre. Without me, the group owner will lose the person who cares most about the group owner! If there is no owner, the rabbit will ask: Who should I race with?

10. My family has a fat white chicken weighing 8 Jin, which flies to the backyard of Zhangjia.

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12. On March 3rd, the Empress Dowager held a flat peach party, causing havoc in Heaven, and the monkey stole Xiantao again. Skin patch pants, not skin patch pants.

13. A three-year-old boy took a three-year-old girl's hand and said, "I love group owners." The little girl said, "Can the shopkeeper be responsible for my future?" Little boy: "Of course! We are not children of one or two years old! "

14. Inadvertently, the nail tripped the lame, knocked over the lame eggplant, smashed the lame plate, and the lame picked up the eggplant.

15. I heard that the group owner is very awesome! I sleep with pigs to kill chickens, and I often masturbate at school. I have raised wolves, spared sheep and slept with orangutans! Go south! Break through the north! I ran over my leg on the train track! I drank water in the toilet! Kissed the donkey! Someone was riding a bike when suddenly he heard a passerby shout: gogogo! I think I'm going to sing "Oh, come, come, come ..." I plunged into the ditch before saying my word. Passers-by said: tell the owner that the owner still rides? Did you fall in?

16. The owner is good, but the owner is bad. The master is in love every day. The teacher asked her one plus one, and he said, I love you, teacher! The teacher was so angry that he wanted to jump off the building. He shouted, Come on!

17. A drunken old man came to the north, carrying a tobacco bag around his waist, to buy lame eggplant. The lame man didn't sell it to the drunken old man. When he got angry, he robbed the lame man of his eggplant. The lame man picked up the vegetables, pulled out the pegs and chased the old man. When he was angry, he didn't give eggplant to the lame, but picked up a pipe and beat the eggplant to the lame.

18. Reward order: catch a smile, catch a grand prize winner with a happy life, catch ten grand prize winners with a happy life, and catch a hundred grand prize winners with a smooth and safe life forever. The more you catch, the more rewards you will get. Hurry up and laugh first!

19. Reward order: catch a smile, catch a grand prize winner with a happy life, catch ten grand prize winners with a happy life, and catch a hundred grand prize winners with a smooth and safe life forever. The more you catch, the more rewards you will get. Hurry up and laugh first!

20. The sky is so high, the sun is so bright, the sea is so blue and the beach is so soft. Who is this sudden destruction? Please don't run naked here, this is not a bathing place! what are you reading? I'm talking about the group owner. I'm reading the text message.

2 1. At the beginning of life, the crowd was cold, you were naughty, and I was naughty. The owner of the group is a villain. Group owners often go to the wrong bed and study hard and tired. Therefore, the group owner went to knock on the back and felt deeply, and it was rainy. The owner is a caterpillar. What is the World Group? The owner was so busy that he went to the wrong house. Turn around when there is a group Make the owner happy!

22. The red rabbit horse became Guan Yu's mount because it traveled thousands of miles every day; Bai became the mount of Tang Priest under the inspiration of Guanyin Bodhisattva. Although the group owner is not so powerful, it is still very good as a mount for two generations.

The thief was caught by the police when he came to the shop to steal for the second time. The police asked, "Don't the owners know that they are going to be arrested?" The thief said, "I know it says' Welcome again'."

24. One day, a mantis showed off to an ant and said, Look how handsome I am with two knives. The ant was about to speak when a chicken came and ate the mantis. The ant saw it, shook his head and said, I don't know if it is suppressing now. How dare you run in the street with a knife?