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How did Jia Pingwa go to college?

because Jia Pingwa was malnourished and weak from childhood, he could not join the army, so he had to build a reservoir.

Jia Pingwa became a village militia at the age of thirteen because his father was a respected teacher, and he also wrote well. One day, I was suddenly informed that the superior leader was coming to inspect and needed to make a publicity slogan, but where would I go for a while at the construction site?

Jia Pingwa ran to a flat hillside with paint and tools, and it took only half an hour to complete the four-word publicity slogan, which was still a beautiful official script.

From then on, all the propaganda related works on the reservoir site were handed over to Jia Pingwa, who also fulfilled the task without great trust, so he became an alias of a local minor celebrity. After that, Jia Pingwa talked about a girlfriend, who, although unattractive, was the daughter of the commune secretary and helped Jia Pingwa a lot.

Jia Pingwa and his family didn't have to take exams when they went to college. They were all recommended by workers, peasants and soldiers. Jia Pingwa's commune has just two places. Under the influence of the "future father-in-law", Jia Pingwa and his girlfriend were recommended.

However, after entering the school, Jia Pingwa found that his recommended major was rocket, and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat. Because Jia Pingwa studied liberal arts and knew nothing about science, it would be in big trouble if the stuffing missed in the exam was returned.

So he found a teacher, who said there were no places for other majors. He found his girlfriend, who happened to be recommended as a literature major, and resolutely gave up his quota to Jia Pingwa, but he gave up the opportunity to change his destiny.

In this way, Jia Pingwa came to the Chinese Department of Northwest University.