Joke Collection Website - Bulletin headlines - I would like to make some warm reminders in the underground garage. The content must include no smoking and safe parking (on the same page). Are there any better sentences?

I would like to make some warm reminders in the underground garage. The content must include no smoking and safe parking (on the same page). Are there any better sentences?

Let me make up some for you!

1. Dear friend, the place you are in belongs to the car rest area. For the health and safety of you and your car, please arrange your car properly. Let’s go outdoors (under the moonlight) to kettle wine. , smoke a bag of cigarettes! ! !

2. Dear passengers, maybe this is not your final destination. Give your car a short rest. We invite you to go outdoors and breathe freely!

3. Please ask the owner of your car: Master, thank you for not parking me outdoors in the wind and sun, and for finding such a good place for me to sleep. Go outside and get some fresh air. , you need a break too!