The Chinese New Year is coming, and all departments of the hospital also post couplets to celebrate the New Year.

Part one: Let her breasts be big and small, and only the heart and lungs are seen on the film.

Bottom line: No matter how beautiful or ugly you look, you look like a skeleton.

Horizontal batch: wear clothes or not.

Anesthesiology discipline

Part one: A needle can numb hands and feet.

Bottom line: Take a breath and you'll be unconscious immediately.

Horizontal criticism: as long as it doesn't hurt.

3 orthopedics

The first part: non-carpenter, non-stonemason, saw a hammer at a time.

Part II: Is it a doctor? Is it a robber? Always tie your hands and feet.

Horizontal comment: knives and axes are affectionate.

chest surgery

The first part: it is not necessarily heartless to dig out your heart.

The second part: draw blood, which makes me refreshed.

Horizontal criticism: people outside the chest are in charge of things inside the chest.

brain surgery

The first part: open the brain to draw blood. Only a headache can be easily cured.

The bottom line is: control nerves along the sulcus, but thoughts are the hardest to guess.

Horizontal batch: open it and have a look

6 hepatobiliary department

Part one: Take care of your hero, you will be discouraged when you get here.

The second part: advise men, women and children not to be bad.

Horizontal batch: if it is broken, there will be no forensic doctor.

7 general surgery

The first part: People who often ask about diet are rectal people.

Bottom line: always turn off the cold and warm, no thyroid.

Horizontal criticism: Did you fart?

urology department

Part 1: Two pipes can lead to the sky or the water.

Bottom line: One knife exposes the root of life.

Horizontal criticism: Dayu's achievements

Nephrology

Part I: Anterior urethra, posterior urethra, is it sick?

Descending: left kidney and right kidney, anuria, easy to lose.

Horizontal batch: the key is urine

10 respiratory department

The first part: phlegm in the throat, dry singing and wet singing together

Bottom link: upper lung inflammation, pus, phlegm, blood and phlegm.

Horizontal criticism: dyspnea

1 1 Cardiology

The first part: the people who handle things have seven hearts and eight minds and are exquisite.

Bottom line: being a man can be calm and don't think too much.

Horizontal criticism: is there medicine for heart disease?

12 ICU department

The first part: severe rescue, showing the true colors of heroes.

Downlink: super care, but the charge is too expensive.

Horizontal batch: not expensive

13 hematology department

The first part: anemia leads to losses, and one red, two white and three small boards lose money. The whole system is simplified.

Bottom line: Check for fever, seven blood, eight urine and nine bone marrow, and the result is a cold.

Horizontal criticism: joking

14 endocrinology department

Part I: There is sugar in urine, not waste, but diabetes.

Bottom line: there is a god in the eyes, not beautiful but hyperthyroidism.

Horizontal criticism: just these two diseases

15 neurology department

Part one: crazy, stupid, stupid, stupid.

Part II: Confused paralysis, flaccid intracranial hemorrhage

Horizontal criticism: it's hard to be confused

16 gastroenterology

Part I: Austrian nail cyanide can be used to make acid.

Bottom link: gastric antrum ball is easy to ulcer.

Horizontal batch: the right medicine

17 obstetrics and gynecology

The first part: 10 will be born in October. I hope the mother and son are safe.

Bottom line: one person goes in and two people come out to see the heroine.

Horizontal batch: It's really safe.

18 pediatrics

The first part: a cry, two troubles and three heats, the villain tripped over the adults.

Downward: seven floors and eight floors, the extra bed exceeds the main bed.

Horizontal criticism: just too busy

19 infectious diseases department

I am always afraid of communication and trouble.

Bottom line: Still isolated and at ease.

Horizontal approval: talk to you another day

20 inches

The first part: blazing with anger, who is good at observing birth, aging, illness and death.

Bottom line: two ears are downwind, and you often hear about right and wrong.

Horizontal batch: it must be clear.

2 1 Oncology Department

The first part: Life is ups and downs, and it is common for heroes to cry.

Bottom line: there is no dispute in the world, and doctors have feelings.

Horizontal criticism: man can conquer nature.

22 Stomatology

Part 1: Open your mouth.

Bottom line: shut up.

Horizontal criticism: spit