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20 10 college entrance examination zero composition

20 10 college entrance examination zero-point composition is released! Absolute theme! Absolute ancient poetry! Absolute curse to death!

Fantasy standing under the historical sky —— The college entrance examination rhymes with seventy-two.

Learn to go boating, Fan Li is old, and 3 thousand is the teacher of tigers and wolves. Vicissitudes serve the country and the East sings roosters.

Looking back at the chaos in the late Qing dynasty, I have never humiliated the country so much. Jin ou's "Broken Mountains and Rivers, Spring Flowers and Autumn Moon" is untitled.

There is no justice in the world, and good and evil are known. Mei thinks she is as noble as jade, and the powers swallow it like a ridiculous idiot.

On the endless grassland in the spring breeze plain, the spring rain is continuous, and the new swallows peck at the soil in spring. The green fields run thousands of miles, so why are you afraid of the wind and frost?

The October Revolution taught the people as well as the May 4th Movement. Courtiers were notorious, and Marxism-Leninism saved the crisis.

Heaven casts a sickle and axe, and the mountain city of Chongqing talks about reunification. The Chiang dynasty is stupid and ridiculous, useless and self-effective.

It's a pity that Treasure Island is electrified or separated. The reform of our party can be pragmatic, and China stands with the international community.

China is no longer locked up, and financial resources are pouring into our door. Made in China, American cars can be bought all over the world.

Fight against black storms, eliminate public hazards and punish corrupt officials and moths. Sustainable development stresses science, and low-carbon economy is the right way.

Say no in front of American imperialists, distinguish right from wrong. Google is not a good thing, the party's policy Jaaksi.

Yu Chengbao carved with his heart, and he was not afraid of grinding when he was refined into a king kong. I have an anti-China heart, and I have a million tricks up my sleeve.

The financial crisis is not chaotic, and the wind is blowing. Are you afraid that Taiwan independence will lose his post and separatists will fart in vain?

The spring breeze is like a picture scroll, and Taiwan compatriots return home to visit relatives. I feel harmonious and infinite, and the parking is thoughtful.

I heard that the mainland is more polite and harmonious, regardless of you and me. Today, seeing that Mulberry is really like a newspaper, the wanderer's heart is full of joy.

How can it be better to shoot freely with a camera than to live and rest on a pommel horse? Opportunity cannot slip away in your hands, it is necessary for leaves to take root.

The beautiful scenery is blue, and Taiwan compatriots have settled in Sangxia. Since ancient times, China has been a big country, and the four seas belong to Long Mai.

Santong Hui Zhengchun realized that there was no flesh and blood from now on. Cross the Milky Way arm in arm on Tanabata, and enjoy cooking purple crabs in Mid-Autumn Festival.

Good and evil have existed since ancient times, so what about the demon wind in Taiwan independence. Even if clowns rely on public opinion, Taiwan Province compatriots will never forget their sense of honor.

The sage looked at it carefully and weighed the sword test in the world. Internal affairs and diplomacy are mysterious, and hegemony dare not look at artifacts.

At that time, Wu Jia's wrist was empty, and Ma Guan's cutting table was cold in autumn. At present, the three armed forces show their magical powers, and the dragon and tiger leap forward to show their national strength.

The national weapon is the Second Artillery, which developed earlier than the Eagle. Beidou navigation sets the target, and the arrow is not empty.

Aerospace Industry Vibration Group Branch, Shenzhou Survey Dapeng Elevator. Overlooking Kyushu, it is clear that Yuyu sweeps away evil poison.

Treasure Island is the richest place in the world, so I can't allow Mix to peek. Opportunities should forge ahead at present, and stop behind.

Don't forget that the Japanese aggressors stole my shares in Northeast China on September 18. If Japanese ghosts dare to invade the sea again, they will be flogged on the Diaoyu Islands.

Don't forget that NATO is seeking eastward expansion, and the US imperialists are playing dirty tricks everywhere. Bombing our embassy is cruel, trying to swallow the fangs of the world.

The encirclement of the United States and Japan is hard to add, and I laugh at myself. Draw your sword and raise your eyebrows, smell the chicken dancing, and set things right.

Mount Tai climbed to the top of the mountain and broke through the island chain avenue. Sweep flies and ants and revitalize the Chinese nation.

China should believe that there is nothing wrong. Both sides of the strait are Han families. Taiwan Province Province is like a wanderer, and Ryukyu Islands are brothers.

Shi Wen was old. He bled and wrote seven ink songs. Hong Kong and Macao have been classified as today, and the other side of the strait should refer to Japan.

Ask the thief to write the story with heart and adapt the epic of Gankun. The split between thieves can still be scolded. A-bian is not as good as a pig.

A strong man holds the Dragon Slaughter Island and vows to make the Taiwan Province Strait unbreakable. All hearts are like the water of the Yangtze River, surging and boiling.

The scattered bombs made a huge difference, and the waves beat the coast for the people. Five-star line, Taiwan independence rout.

Holding a silver lamp to pick moths, I dare to turn my back on the bones. The coat burned the vest, but the gladiator threw away his skin.

You will be beheaded by the sword of Qinglong, and Ercao's body will be padded with horseshoes. Sweep out the fortress of a thousand military cities, and the remnants and minions will be captured.

Heroes are used to catching tigers in the mountains, and heroes die for national music. If the American imperialists dare to obstruct reunification, it will be called the White House earthquake.

American and Japanese shrimp soldiers and crabs will kill you, Chinese aircraft carrier. Fireworks coming back from Treasure Island, peonies all over the sky in Jin Ju!

Postscript:

Fantasy drives reality, and fantasy illuminates life. Even in times of crisis, our Chinese nation has never lost the illusion of a better life in Datong society, and countless people with lofty ideals have shed blood and sacrificed for it! History has proved that without our Party, China could not be saved. Reality has proved that it is not our party that can lead China. The fantasy of the future is not that our party cannot complete the great cause of unifying Taiwan Province Province and rejuvenating China!

Today's poem is really out of my love and patriotism for the party! As for the last word of each sentence, it happened to be a four-character poem. I hope the teacher will be magnanimous, show Bole's insight, refer to the precedent of Zhou Haiyang's Standing at the Gate of Huanghuagang, and give full marks!

(The last word of each sentence can be connected into a four-character poem: the teacher is a chicken, and the one who gave this question is an ignorant idiot ...)