Why it feels so good to immigrate to the UK

After I came to the UK in person, I summarized this and felt that it was not completely unreasonable and felt very good. This is not a metropolis full of lights and gold as everyone imagines. Sometimes you even think it is a rural area. The reason why it is a developed country is because of the stable social order and harmonious social emotions here (harmony is not caused by the forced intervention of the government). If a country is compared to a car, this is really a sports car that runs well.

Here, you need to call to make an appointment to do many things, such as getting your hair cut or seeing a doctor.

Here, a standard conference meal is not a delicacy, a big meal, a few simple sandwiches and juice, black tea, coffee or water.

Here, if you need to buy a piece of software for scientific research, you need a detailed demonstration report, which can range from dozens of pages to hundreds of pages. It will be purchased for you only after it has been identified by experts and departments. .

Here, there is no need to queue up to take the bus, because everyone humbly lets each other get on first.

Here, an ordinary 2-story building may only cost less than 1 million yuan. If you insist on turning it into a small villa in a fairy tale, it may cost 2 million or more, but it is not a luxury house ( (called palace) will never be more expensive than 4 million (except London), but the average monthly salary is about 2,000 pounds (2W RMB).

Here, most people drive second-hand cars, unless You have a great career and have been working for many years.

Here, many people rent rather than buy.

Here, you can drink the tap water directly.

Here, you can always find a football field within 500 meters of where you live.

Here, spending 300 yuan for a haircut is very luxurious.

Here, your boss may be wearing a suit, a pair of travel shoes, carrying a schoolbag, and riding a bicycle to work instead of a shiny Mercedes-Benz.

Here, what is worth showing off is not how rich you are, but how happy you are.

Here, there are no tolls on the motorway, which means that all you may spend on driving from Edinburgh to London is petrol.

Here, not many people have LV, Gucci.

Here, no one will praise you for going into battle despite being sick. How can I trust you if you don’t even cherish yourself? you.

Here you are, shame on yourself for forgetting to turn off the lights or the faucet, and please leave some resources for future generations.

Here, disabled people ride in disabled cars and enjoy the blue sky, green space and fresh air like ordinary people. The world belongs to everyone.

Here, if your religious beliefs or race are discriminated against, you can call the police, unless you are willing to swallow your anger.

Here, the party that wants all but native British people to leave the UK has no support at all, and if it does, it is so small that it can be ignored.

Here, most people drive small-displacement cars that look like QQs, which reduce fuel consumption and emissions, and put the living environment first.

Here, things above 50 pounds (contract 500 RMB) are very expensive.

Here, it’s rude to force someone to do something they don’t want to do.

Here, the nightlife is very monotonous. Most British people only go to bars, and a small number of rich people also go to casinos.

Here, after 7 pm, there are almost no shops open.

Here, the prime minister is just a very important profession with a relatively high salary.

Here, all things are equal before the law.

Here, if you are liked by others, many British people are eager to learn your native language from you.

Here, you can say to your British friend that English food is rubish, and then he will nod happily and say I love Chinese food.

Here, students are very diligent in their studies. This is not a misinformation about poor students, it applies from undergraduate to PhD, unless you go to a university at the bottom of the list.

Here, dishonest people are ostracized.

Here, most people who don’t work hard have bad interpersonal relationships because their work attitude cannot be recognized.

Here, a gift of more than 10 pounds will be considered as malicious and suspected of bribery. The gift I gave to my tutor was a pair of chopsticks priced at 3.8 pounds, with a shopping list attached. The tutor still felt that the gift was a bit Heavy.

Here, 90% of news about deaths from unnatural causes are on the front page.

Here, you can stand on the street holding a big sign: Gordon Brown is SB. There is a group of supporters behind him.

Here, the academic rigor is such that no similarities are allowed in undergraduate thesis papers. Special software checks and if there are more than 10% similarities, they will fail.

Here, you can tell your teacher face to face that what you say is rubish, but please attach a reason to convince him.

Here, scientific truth is higher than all authority.

Here, the law does not give anyone special treatment.

Here, there are very few beggars, only happy street performers.

Here, forgiveness is always greater than hatred.

Here, believe me, no one wants to destroy your country. If it is true that imperialism is determined to destroy me, then my life experience is false.

Here, fishing requires a license, and it is illegal if you don’t have one.

Here, it is illegal for non-adults to purchase tobacco and alcohol.

Here, you should never expect to see a luxurious and extravagant wedding fleet.

Here, many bicycles are second-hand, including my teacher’s one.

Here, catching and killing animals is illegal.

Here, a two-story small house may take a year to build, but it will definitely not be damaged by wind and rain for a hundred years.

Here, an ordinary new book costs dozens of pounds. Please sell your book to others as second-hand, so that we can cut down a lot of trees.

Here, the discount is really a discount, not a discount after a price increase.

Here, most of the necessities of life are not expensive.

Here, the premise of much science is environmental protection, not profit.

Here, you can call your mentor by his first name, but again, there is no authority before science.

Here, innocence is really blue.

Here, the river water is really clear.

Here, the shelf life of food is really very short.

Here, please don’t worry about fakes, but cheap ones are definitely not good ones.

Here, cooperation is a habit, not a method.

Here, buildings with hundreds of years of history can be seen everywhere, and they are not cultural relics.

Here, the university is called UNIVERS ITY, which means tolerance means greatness.

Here, taxi drivers will not take long detours because you are a foreigner, at least I have not encountered it, and there may be some.

Here, stupid is not because of low IQ, but because of confused logic.

Here, the meaning of many people’s work is to make life valuable, not to make more money.

Here, 99.9% of the toilets are toilets, and there will always be paper in the cubicles.

Here, 99.9% of people think that Chinese food is the best.

Here, you have to thank the driver when taking the bus.

Here, thanks for big things and cheers for small things. You can express thank you or goodbye.

Here, the British are not called guys, but called mates.

Here, the important factor to identify whether it is a big city is whether there is a Chinatown.

Here, they know more about the closed North Korea and are more interested in it than the open South Korea.

Here, weather forecast is an entertainment program with very low ratings.

Here, no matter how heavy the rain is, there are still people who don’t use umbrellas, but if they do, they use long-handled golf umbrellas. Because the small umbrella was blown over casually.

Here, except for the newly arrived Chinese, no one uses 50 pound notes (the largest denomination in the UK) and has to swipe their card to buy a plastic bag.

Even if you really need to use it, you should always say apologetically before using it: "my apologies, would you please by any chance to accept my pathetic 50-pound note, that?s the only one I?ve got." And then look at it with pity. Holding her.

Here, Evian costs two barrels for a pound.

Here, Starbucks can only open when the COSTA is full.

Here, CKJ is a brand on the same level as H&M, although sometimes it is cheaper than H&M.

Here, there is no place without a body shop, including villages with only cows and sheep.

Here, 3 out of 10 people have iPhones, 3 have iMacs, 3 have iPads, and 1 has all three.

Here, Cambridge and Oxford are fighting like 360 ??and QQ, fighting to the death. In the eyes of the British, these two universities are not just universities, but symbols of British tradition.

Here, BURBERRY’s status in the UK cannot be replaced by any other brand. Even if it is a discount store, I will not open it with your GUCCI store.

Here, the British style is simply boots + stovepipe pants + shirt + plaid fur vest + Burberry scarf.

Here, you can usually see four-season clothing on the road.

Here, apples and oranges are sold by the piece. Don't talk about mangosteen, dragon fruit, etc., they have never seen them.

Here, the love for football is no less than that of Brazil and Argentina.

The air here is good, but not as good as in Switzerland.

Here, London is a city that exists like a god. Behind the map of the small village of Coventry, you have to pay for a London Underground map.

Here, British cars such as Land Rover, Jaguar, Aston Martin, Mini Cooper, Rolls-Royce, and Bentley were the first choices for buying cars.

Here, the price of new cars is half that in China. The price of a second-hand BMW in 2008 is at most the price of a BYD F3 in China.

Here, the price of 5 cars on the edge of the Thames River The Star Luxury Hotel may only be on the third floor, and there isn’t even a TV inside. But fire pits, floral sofas and English teapots are standard.

Here, there will be people you don’t know smiling at you on the street.

Here, building a manhole cover would make the entire road sealed.

Here, blind people can also be professors.

Here, small cities are all hatchbacks, and big cities are auto shows. All the cars you've ever seen before will appear in London One.

Here, for example, if you want to buy something for 14 pounds 8, you can only give him a round number, but you cannot give him 20 pounds 8. If you can't calculate it, he will say: "Sorry, I can?t take both." "Not to mention buying 16, you give him 21 and ask him to find 5 pounds.

Here, the supermarket says there are no thieves in the world. You can swipe the barcode, insert your credit card, enter your password, get the receipt, and leave, and there are no high-tech railings at the door to detect whether you have stolen anything.

Here, you can go to school in one city and live in another city. Some people say that Britain is so small. In fact, this is called high urbanization.

Here, if the British government closes all the bars one day, the MPs will lead the people to rebel.

Here, there are mobile phone sellers everywhere.

Here, the Queen has the right to allocate land at will. Just stay away when you see this: This is land is privately owned by Earl XXX, authorized by To Her Majesty, The QUEEN.

Here, learning English is not as important as anything you do before coming to the UK. Even if you score 10 in IELTS, you still can’t understand what you should understand, you still can’t speak what you should be able to speak, you still don’t understand the words you should understand, and you still can’t spell what you should be able to spell.

Here, trains are more frequent than buses.

Here, buying new books for a semester is more expensive than tuition.

Here, the tuition fee in 2013 will be double.

Here, the place with the highest proportion of Chinese people is not China Town, but luxury shopping malls such as Harrods, Selfridges, and Biester Village. .

Here, there are no big slogans for the London Olympics at all.

Here, there are summer time and winter time. In the early morning of October 30th every year, watches everywhere will be set back one hour.

Here, excuse me and i?m sorry should be on your lips. Apologize before serving food. You have to apologize if you touch someone on the subway. You have to apologize if you forget to open the door for a lady. You have to apologize before Apologize. This is really a country of etiquette. I’m sorry, sorry?