Collect humorous language of wine

When the drinker rises to propose a toast, the person who is advised will say, "When the ass is lifted, it will start again", which means that the drinker will have another drink. At this time, the drinker should respond, "when the ass moves, it shows respect."

Men can't make good friends without drinking.

Deep feelings, shallow feelings.

Lady's suggestion: Excited heart and trembling hands, I propose a toast to the leader, but the leader doesn't think I'm ugly.

The lady clinks glasses with the leader: the leader is above me and below me. Please say it several times.

Two little bees flew into the flowers. . . .

It's better to have a rotten hole in your stomach than a broken feeling.

Deep feelings, a stuffy;

Shallow feelings, lick it;

Strong feelings, not enough drinking;

Feeling thin, can't drink;

Emotional iron, drinking blood.

One, two, two, two mouthwashes,

Three, two, four and two are not wine,

Five, two, six, two, hold the wall,

Seven, two, eight, two are still shouting.

People live in the world without drinking.

As long as you have it in mind, tea is also wine.

Wine is the essence of grain. The more you drink, the younger you are.

When the east wind blows, the drums are thundering. Who is afraid of drinking today?

Wine and meat pass through the intestines, and friends pay attention!

People floating in the Jianghu will kill you without being stabbed ~ ~ ~ a few times ~ ~

When will Liang Shanbo Zhu Yingtai come back after giving birth to his son ~ ~ ~

People who don't drink live like dogs,

Men don't smoke and don't live like eunuchs.

Women live in a world without makeup,

Men don't smoke and live in vain.

Half a catty of improper wine, a catty of supporting the wall, and a catty of half a wall, I won't leave.

There are already thousands of glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. If not, run.

Revolutionary wine is drunk every day. ..............

Standing on one leg, drinking does not count.

Willing to contribute to the revolution.

Revolutionary wine is drunk every day,

Red eyes and stomach are not good,

If you drink soft, your feet will be soft.

Memory loss after drinking.

Drunk and everyone rolled their eyes,

Drinking units lack funds;

Drink your wife to tears,

Sleep at night with your back on your back.

Once a lawsuit is filed with the Commission for Discipline Inspection,

The secretary heard a wave of his hand-

It's wrong to drink or not,

We are also drunk every day!

Hot wine washes teeth, and beer is tea.

Six sixes! Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!

Guests must get drunk when drinking, or the host will feel ashamed.

The host raised his glass to the audience and said, "Women should open their mouths and all men should go in."

I get drunk every day and go home to drink with my wife.

My wife reported to the commission for discipline inspection, and the secretary of the commission for discipline inspection said: it is not right to drink or not;

My wife reported to the Standing Committee of the National People's Congress, and the director of the National People's Congress said: This expenditure has long been within the budget;

My wife sued the Women's Federation, and the director of women said: My family is also drunk every day;

My wife told the joint meeting of the municipal party Committee, and the secretary of the municipal party Committee said: We drank ourselves to death and held a memorial service for him.

Little happiness, touch along the wall;

Have fun, dragging around on the floor.

How can a person walk the rivers and lakes without drinking?

No drinking, no future.

Drink nine cups at a time and concentrate on training.

Drink only drinks, not leaders.

Leading secretary, can you drink or not lose?

If you drink it, you will fall down and your job will be difficult to protect.

Drinking too little makes it difficult to find talents.

Halfway through, it's still early for promotion.

Lead the whole process and lead the future.

We are all bosom friends together, so I'll have two glasses of hangover first.

If you don't drink, who will? -Let the drinker have a drink.

Weeding day was noon, sweat dripped down the soil, and three glasses of wine dried up. Do you feel bitter?

In the spring morning, I woke up carefree, and birds were singing everywhere. I raised my glass and asked the young lady, how much should I drink? -Miss, it's up to you.

When young people leave home, old people will come back. I will invite this young lady to have a drink with me. -Have a drink with the ladies present.

Follow your heart. I'll drink it this time -I can't help it. Drink it.

When I came, my wife told me to drink less and eat more.

Wine makes a man brave, but he refuses to obey his wife.

Don't drink too much, for fear of losing your worries, and refrain from drinking.

A small amount is not a gentleman, but a nontoxic husband.

Market economy competition, drink a glass of wine quickly.

At sunrise, the river is full of flowers. I wish you more prosperous business. -Buy a drink to a businessman.

Make new friends and don't forget old ones. Let's drink to our old and new friends.

It's nearly as bad as saying goodbye to Caiyun in Bai Di. -Be a good drinker and have a drink.

Show your talents in times of crisis, and your sister (brother) will drink for me.

The big river has wide waves. Let's do it with this cup. -Have a drink for yourself.

The east wind is blowing, and the gongs and drums are loud. Who's afraid of drinking today?

Qian Shan is always in love. Can we have one less drink?

To make guests drink good wine, they should drink it first!

Commodity economy cycle, opening up and invigorating two cups.

A thousand cups of wine is a bosom friend.

If others don't know, unless you raise your glass to celebrate.

The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and cups are handed down.

There is no cloud in the sky and no drought in the ground. That cup just now doesn't count.

Wine meets friends, and poetry is sung to those who will meet.

A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When shall I raise my glass? If I don't drink now, I will be sad in the future.

Is the feeling iron or not? Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding!

Is the feeling deep or not? Deep! Then you are not afraid of intravenous drip!

Those who can drink one or two drinks two or two, so that friends are generous enough!

Those who can drink two taels can drink five taels, so that the gay party can be cultivated!

I will drink half a catty and one catty, so my buddy is the most considerate!

Those who can drink a catty and a barrel will be promoted to vice president in the future!

If you can drink a barrel, you can drink a can, and the director of the winery will let you be it!

When you are not at home, your wife tells you to drink less and eat more. If you can't reach it, stand up.

If we lose, we won't drink. If we win, we cheat. If we can't finish eating, we'll come back.