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What did you do when you were a child that you could hardly see the sun tomorrow?

Hehe, I still feel funny when I think about it now. At that time, there was really nothing interesting, the conditions were poor, and the times were not as advanced as now. At that time, when I was young, I liked to play with water and catch fish by the river. Seeing some older brothers and sisters taking a bath and playing in the river, I felt very uncomfortable, just like a cat scratching, and went into the water without thinking too much. I didn't know how deep or shallow the river was, so I plunged into it and drank it all before I could swim. Fortunately, a big brother saved me at that time. This is lucky. After that, I slipped in the water and dared not swim in the river. If there is no one, I really will never see the sun tomorrow.

Another thing is that at that time, I didn't know why I always liked to climb the roof and play on it. I remember there was a thatched cottage in the village, and my friends and I often went up to play. I don't know why one of my partners suddenly fell down while playing with me that day. When I woke up, I found my head wrapped up, so I asked my partner how I fell like this. He told me that I couldn't tell, and he was dumbfounded at that time. Isn't there a good saying: chicken skin and dog meat grow meat when you see the wind? Children used to break it, and adults said so. Comfort is very useful These are the few things I can remember.

I took a puff at my cigarette and my face suddenly turned purple. Fortunately, my father took me to the old Chinese doctor in the village, gave me a shot in the ass and immediately pulled me back from the gate of hell. The doctor said it might be cold if it were five minutes later.

When I was a child, I was naughty because of my parents' negligence. I often go to places where others play cards in the village to pick up cigarette butts, and then take out the tobacco in the cigarette butts and put them in bags for later use.

One day, as usual, I took a bag to play cards for others, picked up a bag of cigarette butts, took them all out at home, went outside to find a bottle, punched a hole in the middle of the bottle, inserted a hollow bamboo, and made myself a hookah.

Because we have a special feeling when we see the old people smoking, we don't know what that feeling is. When I was a child, I always wanted to imitate the appearance of an adult, so I wanted to make one myself.

At that time, there were three children around, so we went to a corner, filled the bottle with water, lit the trampled tobacco at the other end of the master, and sucked him with our true qi. The whole person suddenly seems to lack oxygen, and his mind is blank.

Because I made it myself, I was the 1 first smoker. When I came to my senses, my face suddenly turned purple and I felt top-heavy. Friends around me rushed to the kitchen to call my dad. Fortunately, my father cooks at home.

He immediately took me to the private clinic at 100 meters to show it to the old Chinese doctor. The old Chinese doctor asked about the situation and then took his pulse. Before I came to my senses, I immediately got a needle in my ass, and then it took me more than 20 minutes to recover my sanity.

At that time, the old Chinese doctor kept pressing this part of my nose after the injection. I felt weak all over, just like being poisoned, and I was at the mercy of this old Chinese doctor.

When he woke up, the old Chinese doctor breathed a sigh of relief. He told my father there that if I gave birth five minutes late, I might not be able to breathe and I might die.

At that time, the old Chinese doctor told us that my illness was because I was sucked into my brain when I smoked, and the whole person was relieved in an instant. In their speech, it's called getting drunk. Like others, I'm drunk.

Later, it was given to the old Chinese doctor 10, and I gave two handling fees. It was only 8 yuan for an injection. After listening to the old doctor of traditional Chinese medicine, my father was relieved. He was saved in time and gave 10 yuan and two yuan.

When I went home for dinner, my father had prepared a thin bamboo stick. After I finished eating, he tied it to a stool and smoked it. From that day on, I will never touch cigarettes again, whether socially or socially, as long as they are cigarettes.

Conclusion: Smoking is harmful to health, especially to minors. We must supervise our children and avoid a situation like mine.

I remember when I was eight, I was very naughty. At that time, I passed the village crossing when I came home from school. Many trees were planted at the village crossing. I remember planting several longan trees, so I climbed up with two classmates to pick them. It's already evening, so I want to pick more and eat at home. Two other students and I climbed higher and higher. I didn't expect a hornet's nest on it. Just then, the bees inside were disturbed by the swing of the branches. It was only about ten seconds before my ear was bitten. The three of us quickly climbed down a little, then jumped down and ran home. When we get home, we look at ourselves. Our ears and faces were bitten, our faces were swollen for several days, and we cried all night in pain. And two of my classmates' faces and hands were bitten and swollen for several days. I was scolded by my mother Looking back now, I'm still scared. As the saying goes, "the most poisonous tiger bee" was really naughty when he was a child!

I remember when I was six years old, in the hot summer, my uncle, who was six years older than me, took me and a dozen brothers and little uncles to take a bath in Puye. The older children stripped off their clothes and told me not to move, so they plunged into the river to play and frolic.

The more I watched it on the shore, the more interesting it became. I couldn't help feeling lonely. I took off my vest and shorts and jumped into the river. At that time, the river quickly overflowed my head. When I opened my eyes, Huang Chengcheng was kicking around in the water. I grabbed cattail grass and shouted for help. A big brother who is ten years older than me heard my words and quickly swam to me and helped me up. I was carried ashore and put my head on the levee slope to make me vomit. Seeing that I was not in danger, the older children made fun of me. I said, come on, bitter.

This sentence of mine became the mantra of older children two or three years later, and now it is scary and funny in retrospect. It seems that my courage is innate.

When I was a child, two things made me almost unable to see the sun the next day.

The first time was in grade one. I didn't want to go to school at that time, and I often played truant.

That year, our family was going to build a new house. To build a house, you have to open a stone first. To open a stone is to blow it off the pile with gunpowder.

Many people in the village came to help when the stone was being opened. First, they drilled a hole in the stone pile with a drill, loaded it with gunpowder, buried it with a twist, and then sealed the hole with soil.

We opened a stone in a small ravine in the southwest of the village. Shiduozi is a loess cliff with holes dozens of meters to the south. When shooting, people hide in holes. There is a hill in the north, and there is some land on the hillside.

Before shooting, all the adults hid in the cave except the shooter. I went to the North Field by myself, not far from the shooting place.

The cannon rang and stones flew all over the sky. A stone bigger than a brick turned towards me in the sky, and I just stood there stupidly.

The blaster came running, grabbed my arm and ran away. The big stone fell right where I was standing.

There are some pebbles flying in the sky, and the gunner dragged me to run like hell.

In our place, some people were killed by stones flying from shooting. That time, if it weren't for the blaster, I would probably have died.

The second time was to shoot bullets.

The loess cliff is in the southeast of our village, and the north of the cliff is an open field, which is a natural shooting range.

Every year, local troops or militia of the commune come to target.

The children are happy to shoot targets, pick up shell casings and dig bullets.

If the bullets are dug too much, the lead in them will come out, sometimes they are sold and sometimes they are beaten.

The teacher warned us not to dig bullets, it would explode.

But we don't believe it. We planed many bullets, smashed many, and never exploded.

On one occasion, the commune organized militia to shoot targets. After the fight, we started digging bullets again. However, the bullets dug out this time are not quite the same as before. The previous bullet was yellow and very short. This time it's purple, long and bullet-shaped. However, we don't care about these.

In the evening, a partner two years older than me came home and shot bullets on the stone at the door with a hammer. He hit it several times, and the bullet exploded loudly, louder than the explosion.

The next day, this partner told us that bullets can ring.

We didn't believe it, so we went to the foundation of an abandoned house in the east of the village and put the bullet on a stone. An elderly partner lifted a stone and smashed it. The bullet exploded with a loud crunch. Bullets whizzed past my ears.

If the bullet flies to the head, it will be killed on the spot.

In retrospect, these two experiences were very scary.

It was a day in 198, and the exact time has been forgotten. The sky was high and the clouds were light. Just after the summer vacation, when I was digging grass for pigs by the pond, I found some red fruits by the pond stalk, just like hawthorn, but they were wild and occasionally there were some.

This kind of fruit is not big, only the size of a pinball, but it is very beautiful. It is ripe and red, just like an apple, with many smaller sizes. Take it off and take a bite. Your face is sour and sweet. And olives are astringent and sweet.

It was summer at that time, and the water in the pond was as clear as a mirror, and the microwave rippled in the sun, rippling away at different levels. At this point, the water in the pond has risen to half the ridge of the pond when it rained a few days ago.

When I was a child, I saw a few fiery red fruits not far away on a slope of about seventy or eighty degrees. Looking at the red fruit, I felt close to the ground, so I slowly stepped on the slope to look for it. Unexpectedly, my foot slipped and I lost my center of gravity and fell into the water with a splash.

The water under my feet was so deep that I took a sip of water without realizing it. My feet were pedaling in the water, but I immediately grabbed one, probably the root of a small hawthorn tree, and then climbed up slowly.

I'm still a little scared when I think about it now. There was no one on the road at that time, and I couldn't swim. That place is the steepest and deepest place in the whole pond. If I didn't get strong support in time, my dear friends, I wouldn't be able to write here today. So, dear friends, if you read this article and can still see it here, please support me.

When I was 0/7 years old, I helped people fight. It's almost dark. The other one is ready in the house, just waiting for us to go in. As a result, the three of us were attacked by daggers and kitchen knives when we went in, and we couldn't see each other. Finally, I was killed by a dagger under my arm. I knew it was blood when my hands were wet. I immediately withdrew and went straight to the hospital, in a coma. Finally I woke up, and the doctor said you were fatal. You died a few minutes late, and now I dare not think about it.

It should be when I was eleven or twelve. In order to have a red mouth, I ran to tear off the red couplet at the front door, and then pretended to be the bride to be married in the TV series, put it between my lips and took a sip, but my lips didn't turn red. Then I tore up the red couplets and stuck my lips for a long time. I am very happy after my lips turn red. I began to itch all over in the afternoon, went out of little red dot, and started to have a high fever at night. I didn't quit one night and went again the next morning. . .

It's terrible to think about it now. I remember that in the first and second grades of primary school, the gas tank at home was running out. If I want to inflate it, I will put it in the living room and wait for someone to inflate it. There is still a little residual gas in the fuel tank. I will hiss when I turn on the switch. I asked my father if I could light this. My father was very busy and sighed casually. Let's see what happens. Candles are nearby, and I have lit them, because I liked playing with fire and all kinds of games when I was a child, and then I hesitated. Ever wonder if it will explode? Fortunately, I resisted the impulse. I think if I had lit it, the gas tank might have exploded, and there would have been no me.

When I was young, I often watched martial arts movies on TV. I saw those actors running on the roof, spinning in the sky and landing perfectly. My heart is always full of expectations. I also want to learn from the people in TV series, standing on the roof, sitting on the edge, hanging my feet in the air and feeling the sadness of looking up at the sky at 45 degrees.

Then our neighbor saw it and told me not to jump and relax. The roar of that voice really scared me, and then I climbed in despondently.

At that time, I was young, just in the second grade, and I had nothing to do on weekends, so I played with my friends. At that time, I watched very popular TV dramas, such as "Eight Dragons", "Condor Heroes" and so on. I didn't know what they were then. How can you fly to the roof in one jump? How did you get up there and fight?

I think they must have practiced martial arts, and everyone has practiced all kinds of unique skills, such as sunflower treasure Dian, Jade Girl Heart Sutra, Eighteen Palm, Lingbo Micro-step and so on.

Among them, I am the person who knows the most about "Lingbo Micro-step". I often wave my arms like Duan Yu in TV series, thinking that I can run very fast, learn my favorite movie roles, learn the same speeches, and some just entertain myself.

When I am tired of playing, I go home for lunch. At that time, there was no one at home, and both parents went out to work. Only my grandfather is at home. Grandpa often cooks porridge at noon, and he can just boil the pot. By this time, the porridge was already very hot, and they all went home to eat and take a nap. I was left alone, and I didn't know what to think at that time. I went to pick wild fruits to eat alone. After picking wild fruits, my stomach is still not full, so I want to steal the fruits from the village to eat.

Because it is noon, no one will come out to watch the food. I was full after eating a few fruits, and then I went back with two bigger fruits, playing and walking on the way back.

Go to the front of the new building and look up. Their home is now decorated and they want to put bricks on it. When sticking bricks on the outer wall, you should first frame it, and people should stand on a very high bamboo frame to work and stick bricks. No one is working, and the workers will take a nap.

He is a wealthy family in the village, and his home is well decorated. Our children all like to play on their floor because his house is covered with tiles. Since the renovation of the exterior wall, I seldom go there, for fear that playing outside will be hit by the tiles on it.

I climbed from the outer frame of 1 building to the top floor of the third floor with my bare hands. I wasn't afraid at first, and I didn't think too much. I just thought that if I stepped on the wind and climbed up, I could practice martial arts.

Step by step, step on it, some cars are too high, just like climbing a tree, holding them up. When I climbed to the middle, I was exhausted, took a rest and looked at the surrounding environment and scenery. At that time, I climbed up with more confidence and determination.

When I climbed to the top of the mountain, I saw that the majestic momentum of other mountains was dwarfed by the sky. A breeze blew, thinking about my clothes fluttering with the wind. Isn't this the temperament of a great soldier?

I amused myself on it for a long time, ate all the fruits I brought with me and looked at the sky with a little tiredness.

At this time, the old man passing by in the village passed by and saw my shadow projected on the road, which was seen by the old man.

She looked up and saw me sitting on the edge of the roof with my legs empty for two days, holding the roof panel with my hands.

Yell at me: then who, don't jump, don't touch it, I'll send someone up to put you down!

As soon as I heard someone calling me, my body was empty and I suddenly woke up. Head buzzing, looking at the things under your feet more and more clear, a little impulse to jump. Really, you are staring at the abyss, and the abyss is staring at you. There is a feeling of falling.

I didn't dare to move at once, and I was a little panicked.

After a while, their family came out of the roof and used the escalator to go to the roof to save me. I felt dizzy and uncomfortable, so they called my mother to pick me up.

When I got home, my mother didn't hit me either. She hugged me and said, What are you thinking? Are you free? I will take you to do farm work in the future!

I didn't know what I said. I went back to bed and fell asleep

Now look back at yourself, how young and frivolous and ignorant you were. If I had thought that I could fly, spin and jump, and land perfectly, wouldn't I be cool?