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Short sentences suitable for talking about space are very interesting. The space you deserve is interesting.

1. My eyesight has dropped to a hopeless level. When I opened my wallet, I couldn't see the money. It's terrible.

I am really a sinner, because I am so cute at my age.

The significance of getting up early is that you can take a nap.

I miss someone so much during this time that my heart will break. He is grandpa Mao.

I'm not fat, it's swelling caused by my allergy to life.

You should remember that no matter how estranged we are in the end, a red envelope will bring us back to the beginning.

7. I am infatuated with you because I lost my mind, and now my brain has begun to tremble.

8. Self-cultivation of girls who take pictures in the sun: only one selfie is taken out of 3,000.

9. Everything must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can eat with you again.

10. Your persistent cuteness is the best gift for yourself.

1 1. Fooling yourself doesn't mean I'm not angry with you.

12. I want to be spoiled, happy, want you, forget it, and want to get rich.

13. You always say that dreams are out of reach, but you never go to bed early and get up early.

14. Silence is golden. Don't talk to me. I want to save money.

15. Get calm, get rid of indifference, strive for inevitability and let nature take its course.

16. Every time I watch a costume film, I feel strange when I hear someone say: I would like to smell all the fragrance.

17. I won't let you see my sadness. I'm afraid you can't help laughing.

18. I am not a casual person! But by the way, it's not a person!

19. As long as the hoe jumps well, there is a corner that cannot be dug down?

20. I want to be a child.

2 1. If you want to win happiness, I will win you.

22. I like you very much for no reason.

23. Admit it, you are crazy about me, too.

24. The goal was scored by the goalkeeper.

25. I always wander between cow A and cow C.

I can't satisfy everyone, because not all people are human.

27. Life will make you suffer for a while, and when you get used to it, you will suffer for a lifetime.

28. How to describe our relationship? It's just a pack of fifty-cent spicy strips that won't give you half!

29. Holding a hot, charging mobile phone and ignoring life and death is a rare heroic moment in my life.

Very interesting topic.

Very interesting topic.

First, it's all boiled water, so what do you pack?

Second, the heart answers: I am not afraid, because I am heartless.

Third, I not only have a car, but also work by myself.

Fourth, the mood of going to work is heavier than going to the grave.

5. How to lose weight if you are not full?

Sixth, the important task of post-production is post-manufacturing.

Seven, the price of graves has risen so fast that I can't afford to die.

Eight, if you are well, it is a bolt from the blue.

Nine, cucumber lies in shooting, and life lies in hey.

Ten, people are people, there is no need to deliberately be human.

Don't swear to me, I'm afraid you'll be struck by lightning.

Twelve, I want the whole world to know that I am very low-key!

Thirteen, Lao Tzu not only has a car, but also depends on himself!

Smoke is disobedient, so I smoke.

Fifteen, money is not the problem, the problem is no money!

16. Your long appearance is out of proportion.

Seventeen, the foot of my bed is so bright, bald and frosty.

Eighteen, blessed today, there are animals to see!

19. Please allow me to forget us.

20. I was very young. What about you? Are you old?

2 1. If you just like it, why exaggerate it into love?

Twenty-two, when I become emperor, I will make you a prince.

You can be proud, but you have to give face.

24. Happiness is the same, and sadness is the same.

I am used to crying before going to bed.

Twenty-six, people are mean, people are stupid!

Your smile warms the whole winter.

Twenty-eight years old, this is really a smiling face. This is disgusting.

I don't like talking about love, only about money.

30. Who is the husband? All fucking temporary workers!

Thirty-one, drag with me, you go to buy a coffin first!

Would you like to be my next ex-girlfriend?

33. The ideal is beautiful, but the reality is very skinny.

Everyone is a sick cat when the mouse is angry.

Thirty-five, novels are like fairy tales, and reality is like residue.

Thirty-six, slightly painful, original haircut.

Thirty-seven, everyone has shit!

38, you come back quickly, I can't fool alone!

Don't worship your brother, who also has many fans.

Forty, you are the best example of abortion failure!

I walk slowly, but I never walk backwards!

Forty-two, don't do it if you regret it, and don't regret it if you do it.

43.how did you die? Not so poor as to die.

Forty-four, people are simple when they are poor, but complicated when they are rich.

Forty-five, caged birds, hate is not related to Zhang Fei.

Forty-six, listen to you and save me ten books!

Forty-seven, when the hardware can also be copied!

48. Don't pretend to be with me. I'm crazy, too.

Forty-nine, people are not smart, and they are as bald as others.

Fifty, people, it is better to live beautifully than to be beautiful.

Teach you my menstrual fluid (test)!

Fifty-two, hair is gone, and dandruff is more prominent.

Let's have a baby, shall we?

54. An exam is like cooking porridge, it will burn when cooked.

Fifty-five, simple life, don't indulge in fantasy.

56. Same eyes, different views.

I want to bite you, but unfortunately I am a Muslim.

58. Other people's money and wealth are external things.

Fifty-nine, my world, as long as I understand it alone.

Sixty, the noise dispersed, I thought there would be you.

Humorous and interesting QQ space.

1. You're a little aura, I'm a little stupid, you're a little delicate, I'm a little rustic, you're a little fragrant, I'm a little alcoholic, and I'm not angry if you're angry.

He said that you don't belong to me now, and I will love you when you belong to me.

Since dating is not allowed, don't give out school uniforms in case others say it's fake.

When I have money, I will buy two lollipops, one for you to eat and the other for you to eat.

5. Don't read the information! Then what are you looking at? See how it works!

6. The difference between me and Telunsu is! I have low purity, and Telunsu has high purity!

7. "Doctor, what should I do with big pores?" "Pixels drop."

8. If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, and most likely I am hungry …

9. Boss: Friends are for use; Brothers are betrayed; Boss, that's how I got out.

10. It is said that the tears you shed are the water in your head.

1 1. A fat pigeon walked into the central hall from the balcony, bravely took a shit and floated away! Don't be infatuated with pigeons. Pigeons are just a legend.

12. The highest level of boredom, turn on the computer, press the phone and watch TV.

13. What is the head teacher? Is to ruin your friendship! Destroy your love again! Terrorists who don't leave your family alone!

14. The night gives you black eyes, but you roll your eyes with them.

15. I counted my fingers and found that I was missing in your life.

16. Children who lack love are always very easy to satisfy.

17. I love you more than Sima! My love for you is brighter than Zhuge! For your heart, longer than Guan Yunchang! I don't need to say more about what you mean!

18. I was abused thousands of times in winter, and I felt like my first love for a quilt.

19. People nowadays are all talking on the surface, but they are actually playing with their brains.

20. Sometimes, when waiting in line for meals in the dining hall, the greatest comfort is not that there are fewer and fewer people in front, but that there are more and more people waiting behind.

2 1. If someone talks to me about "the end of the world" again, I will not hesitate to call 1 10.

22. Chopin can't play Lao Tzu's sadness no matter how hard B is!

Friends circle, interesting sentences, interesting personality.

1. It won't be popular for a long time, but it may lead to kidney deficiency.

I want to count the stars with you at the seaside and steal your wallet while you are asleep.

3. A few words sum up my present state: I am fat, absorbed, and my poor mind is peaceful!

4. I feel that the whole world is engaged, licensed and married, and only I am busy giving gifts.

5. Give you face, you know it's from me.

6. People who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and people who can't eat fat are fearless.

7. The reason why I smoke is simple: My grandfather smokes, and so does my father, so it's my turn to stop burning incense.

8. Watch your mouth, because I will kiss you at any time.

9. People who have crossed the ocean and climbed mountains but never crossed the canteen.

10. How can you be hard on me when someone like me is shocked by farting?

1 1. You are unique, and no one can be as ugly as you.

12. Girls can't recognize the appearance of this dish without taking photos.

13. If life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera and cheat life.

14. You are very busy. When can you sleep with me?

15. Even if everyone makes a hullabaloo about, they want their wives all over the world.

16. Losing weight means being thin even at the expense of your chest.

17. Some people are just not satisfied. They already have double chins and want double eyelids.

18. There are two me in the world, one is pretending to be happy, and the other is sincere and sad.

19. I want to be your tooth most. Because of this. At least when you don't have me. You'll get hurt.

20. Since I was single, I have saved the telephone bill, and my heart has stopped hurting.

2 1. In fact, confession is not necessarily a good thing, and confession will be particularly black.

22. I am so angry that I ate the map. This is called swallowing mountains and rivers.

23. You must hold your head high so that others can't see your double chin.

24. I turn on the TV and watch the advertisement. Why did you interrupt the TV play for me?

25. Suddenly one day, I found that what I had been pursuing for a long time was obtained, but it was meaningless.

26. There are many herbs in the sea, so why bother about a garlic?

27. Running freely with the wind is the direction, but I forget that my legs are short and I have no strength.

I really want to count the stars with you, but your IQ is too low to count the moon.

29. lose weight Fat people never start, thin people never give up.

30. I am a person who is good at reflecting on myself. For example, after I slap you with my backhand, I wonder if I hit you lightly.

3 1. It's too hot, so it's better to be sarcastic.

32. Some people look much better when they make masks than real people.

After arguing with my girlfriend for more than an hour, I finally won my freedom and became single dog again.

34. If forced, people can do anything except math problems.