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What are the nonstandard words in signboard advertisements, TV subtitles, books and newspapers?

1. Drug advertisement: "cough" is urgent \x0d\2. Mountain bike advertisement: "Riding" is endless \x0d\3. Tonic advertisement: "Soft-shelled turtle" is safe \x0d\4. Glasses advertisement: "bright" amazing \x0d\5. Mosquito repellent. 8. Piano advertisement: "Qin" has a special liking, and "Qin" fell in love at first sight \x0d\9. Water heater advertisement: "Take a bath at will \x0d\ 10. Air-conditioning advertisement: no sweat for life \x0d\ 1 1. Clothing store advertisement. 13, advertisement of a real estate company: all rooms are ready \x0d\ 14, advertisement of a cake: cake rises step by step \x0d\ 15, advertisement of stomach medicine: from "no" to "stomach" \ x0d \/kloc-0. Anti-hemorrhoid drug advertisement: hemorrhoids are not afraid \x0d\26. Advertisement for Garden Apartment: Home \x0d\27. Dance machine advertisement: smelling "machine" dancing \x0d\28. Seafood advertising: leading the "fresh" step. \x0d\ A magnetized cup "one cup (tablet) per mouth, one cup (preparation) is safe"; \x0d\ A beer is \ fresh (initial) to drink or fast \x0d\ "Chicken (machine) must not lose \x0d\" Cough (carving) is urgent \x0d\ "Hemorrhoids (ambition) are not old \x0d\" play (end) \x0d\ silent mosquitoes. Burning (a little) is better \x0d\ clothing (Yi Yi) does not give up \x0d\ playing tricks (the first step) \x0d\ asking people not to lock (place) \x0d\ wearing (substitute) plus (Japanese) jiao (arrogant) \x0d\ food (/kloc- Don't give up clothes "-a laundry advertisement, \x0d\" Take a bath at will (desire) "-an advertisement for a bathing center, \x0d\" Everything is available \ "-an advertisement for a real estate company, \x0d\" Step by step cake (high position) promotion "-an advertisement for a cake and so on.