Happy inn hotline crosstalk lines

2005 Spring Festival Evening Edition "Hotline"

Wu Bin: Ladies and gentlemen, I'll pay a New Year call to you first.

Li Weijian: Unlike him, I'll give you a present to pay New Year greetings to everyone.

Wu Bin: Let me bow to you.

Li Weijian: Let me kowtow to you.

Wu Bin: Knock!

Li Weijian: Ah.

Wu Bin: You can't do it without knocking. Speaking of which, knock, come on, friend, let him knock one.

Li Weijian: Don't do that, just knock, Happy New Year, Happy New Year.

Wu Bin: You're booing, aren't you? Is there such a kowtow?

Li Weijian: How should I knock?

Wu Bin: Go and knock.

Li Weijian: I won't knock.

Wu Bin: Why?

Li Weijian: The cervical vertebra is bad.

Wu Bin: To the hospital.

Li Weijian: It's too much trouble to go to the hospital.

Wu Bin: What should I do?

Li Weijian: I just called the hotline.

Wu Bin: Well, it's very convenient.

Li Weijian: It's convenient.

Wu Bin: Ah.

Li Weijian: I was delayed by the switchboard for more than two hours, and nothing was solved.

Wu Bin: You are really stupid. It will take me 10 minutes to finish.

Li Weijian: Bragging.

Wu Bin: If you don't believe me, we can try.

Li Weijian: Dangdang is leaving the network.

Wu Bin: What's going on?

Li Weijian: The phone is connected.

Wu Bin: This is the waiting tone.

Li Weijian: Hey.

Wu Bin: I thought it was a singer.

Li Weijian: Hello, this is the consultation hotline for all diseases. Please dial directly, and the extension number is zero.

Wu Bin: This is very clear. Dial zero.

Li Weijian: Hello, please press 1 for English service, 2 for Japanese service, 3 for Portuguese, 4 for Hindi, 5 for indigenous language and 6 for bird language.

Wu Bin: Bird language.

Li Weijian: In Persian, please press 7.

Wu Bin: I can speak, I can speak Chinese.

Li Weijian: Please press 8 for Chinese service.

Wu Bin: Didn't you just say 8 o'clock?

Li Weijian: Hello, this is China Service Department. Please press 1 in Jiangxi, 2 in Shaanxi and 3 in Northeast China.

Wu Bin: Why are there dialects?

Li Weijian: This is to meet the needs of consultants all over the country.

Wu Bin: That's thoughtful. Hey, I can speak Mandarin.

Li Weijian: Please press 8 for Mandarin.

Wu Bin: Also press 8.

Li Weijian: Please press 8 for Mandarin.

Wu Bin: You pressed 8.

Li Weijian: Please press 8 for Mandarin and 8 for Mandarin.

Wu Bin: Why do you only say this sentence?

Li Weijian: Sorry, there is something wrong with the computer. Please press the rice button to return to the previous unit.

Wu Bin: Hey, well, we have to go back.

Li Weijian: Dangdang, Dang Ge, Dang Ge.

Wu Bin: The singer hasn't been there yet.

Li Weijian: Hello, this is the consultation hotline for all diseases. Please dial directly, or dial 0 for the extension number.

Wu Bin: I don't need to look up the number. I'll just press 8.

Li Weijian: Hello, this is the Chinese service.

Wu Bin: I also press 8.

Li Weijian: Hello, this is the Mandarin Service Center.

Wu Bin: I'll press 8.

Li Weijian: Hello, this is the neurology department.

Wu Bin: Ah, why did you transfer to neurology?

Li Weijian: Please press 1 for schizophrenia, 2 for depression and 3 for dementia.

Wu Bin: Hey, I don't want to study neurology.

Li Weijian: Who told you to press it?

Wu Bin: I'm looking for an expert.

Li Weijian: Please press 9 for expert consultation.

Wu Bin: Press 9.

Li Weijian: Hello, this is the expert consultation hotline.

Wu Bin: It's not easy.

Li Weijian: Dear friend, have you ever worried about getting fat? Have you ever worried about the lack of a proud figure? Our exclusive diet tea will bring you good news.

Wu Bin: There are advertisements on this mobile phone.

Li Weijian: This product is made of croton, rhubarb, castor oil and other precious medicinal materials.

Wu Bin: It's all diarrhea.

Li Weijian: After taking it, the effect is obvious and there is no toxic side effect.

Wu Bin: Yes.

Li Weijian: Next, please listen to Miss Li's feelings after taking it.

Wu Bin: Well, here comes another Miss Li.

Li Weijian: Hi, everyone. Maybe you don't believe me. I used to be really fat.

Wu Bin: How fat!

Li Weijian: At that time, my measurements once reached 120 130 120.

Wu Bin: Your whole water tank, this is.

Li Weijian: I'm really sorry.

Wu Bin: Ah.

Li Weijian: Later, I was introduced to take slimming tea. Wow.

Wu Bin: What do you mean?

Li Weijian: Miracle really happened.

Wu Bin: What miracle?

Li Weijian: My measurements were reduced to thirty-eight, thirty-eight and thirty-eight in one month.

Wu Bin: You are all 138.

Li Weijian: I really like to lose weight after drinking tea. Now I am happy, I am happy, I am happy.

Wu Bin: You really hate it. I mean, why didn't you get to the point for so long?

Li Weijian: I can't help it. This is the program provided by the supplier.

Wu Bin: What's the procedure? You are wasting my time and money. I'm telling you, if you don't find me an expert today, I'll sue you at the Consumer Association.

Li Weijian: Why are you in such a hurry? I'll find it right away.

Wu Bin: Let's go. This man must have a temper. Dogs will bite if they are anxious.

Li Weijian: Where will the dog bite?

Wu Bin: It's me. No, no, no. I want to consult something.

Li Weijian: What do you want to consult?

Wu Bin: My cervical vertebra is not good. Do you think there is any way to treat it?

Li Weijian: It's simple. You've been sitting too long.

Wu Bin: You are an expert.

Li Weijian: Your stool is hard.

Wu Bin: Yes.

Li Weijian: Your part has been rubbing against that stool. How can it not hurt?

Wu Bin: Wait a minute, I asked about the cervical vertebra, not the coccyx.

Li Weijian: Where is it?

Wu Bin: Cervical vertebrae.

Li Weijian: Cervical vertebra, which part is the cervical vertebra?

Wu Bin: You don't know.

Li Weijian: How could I not know? I don't know if I can answer the phone here.

Wu Bin: Then explain it to me.

Li Weijian: Cervical vertebra, the neck is the neck, and the spine is the spine. These are two completely different concepts.

Wu Bin: What's the difference?

Li Weijian: Of course, the neck is usually called the neck. The neck is the language of life. For example, when you go to the vegetable market, you have to tell people that you buy a chicken neck and they give you a chicken neck, but you tell them that you buy a chicken neck.

Wu Bin: Chicken neck?

Li Weijian: People don't understand this.

Wu Bin: I haven't heard of anyone buying a chicken neck. I said it had nothing to do with me.

Li Weijian: Don't worry, I just told you about the vertebrae below the neck.

Wu Bin: What about the spine?

Li Weijian: The spine is the hollow bone in your neck.

Wu Bin: The chicken is finished, and You Zhu is out.

Li Weijian: The spine is. ...

Wu Bin: I said expert, can you explain the cervical vertebra to me?

Li Weijian: Yes, I will explain it to you.

Wu Bin: What's going on?

Li Weijian: Cervical vertebra, the neck is the neck, and the spine is the spine. You shouldn't treat the neck as a spine, or treat the spine as a neck. There should be a spine in the neck, and there is a neck in the spine, but the neck cannot represent the spine, and the spine cannot represent the neck. The neck is the neck and the vertebra is the vertebra. If you don't know what a neck is and what a vertebra is, you can't tell which one is a vertebra and which one is a neck, so this cervical vertebra is a cervical vertebra.

Wu Bin: Did you eat too much chicken neck? I said, how can you help me with all this trouble?

Li Weijian: Your disease is just hyperosteogeny.

Wu Bin: It's also a spectrum.

Li Weijian: That's why it causes shoulder, arm and chest pain. If not treated in time, it will cause numbness of hands and feet, muscle atrophy and numbness of limbs.

Wu Bin: Yes.

Li Weijian: How old are you this year?

Wu Bin: I'm thirty-six.

Li Weijian: Soon.

Wu Bin: What is fast?

Li Weijian: I'm almost paralyzed.

Wu Bin: Ah, what should I do without introducing experts?

Li Weijian: I couldn't understand this on the phone. You'd better come to us

Wu Bin: Then where are you?

Li Weijian: You asked about the exact location.

Wu Bin: Yes.

Li Weijian: Please press the wave key to go back to the previous unit.

Wu Bin: It's a waste of time.

Non-Spring Festival Evening Edition

Li Weijian: My friend likes crosstalk very much.

Wu Bin: That's right.

Li Weijian: Because cross talk can bring you happiness.

Wu Bin: I'm glad.

Li Weijian: Well, I'm glad.

Wu Bin: Yes.

Li Weijian: There is a sense of happiness after listening to it.

Wu Bin: Yes.

Li Weijian: Hey, speaking of happiness, I want to ask you.

Wu Bin: What did you ask me?

Li Weijian: Tell me, what do you think is the happiest thing?

Wu Bin: What is the happiest thing?

Li Weijian: Yes.

Wu Bin: Hehe, count the money!

Li Weijian: Counting money? Count money wherever you go.

Wu Bin: How beautiful!

Li Weijian: Suppose you get off a bus.

Wu Bin: Yes.

Li Weijian: Find a secluded place.

Wu Bin: The fewer people, the better.

Li Weijian: Take out your wallet. collide

Wu Bin: Huh?

Li Weijian: Take out the money. Poof-wow!

Wu Bin: Count well.

Li Weijian: Bi, Bi, Bi, Bi, Bi, Bi, Bi, Bi, Bi. After counting, you just put the money in your pocket and throw away your wallet, and you will disappear into the darkness.

Wu Bin: Am I a thief?

Li Weijian: Do you still feel happy?

Wu Bin: Are you happy? ! If you catch me, you should go to jail.

Li Weijian: Didn't you say that counting money is the happiest thing?

Wu Bin: I counted my own money, not others'.

Li Weijian: My point of view is different from yours.

Wu Bin: What do you think is the happiest thing?

Li Weijian: I think health is the happiest thing for people.

Wu Bin: Oh, health.

Li Weijian: This kind of health is divided into physical health and mental health.

Wu Bin: Two aspects.

Li Weijian: It is not easy to achieve mental health!

Wu Bin: Really?

Li Weijian: You should not be angry, angry or angry, and keep a good attitude.

Wu Bin: Huh?

Li Weijian: It's easier said than done.

Wu Bin: What's so hard about that?

Li Weijian: No, I was annoyed by something the other day.

Wu Bin: What makes you angry?

Li Weijian: Because I often write, my cervical vertebra always hurts.

Wu Bin: Oh, occupational diseases.

Li Weijian: I want to consult an expert.

Wu Bin: Solve it!

Li Weijian: It's too much trouble to go to the hospital.

Wu Bin: What should we do?

Li Weijian: I just called the hotline.

Wu Bin: Well, it's very convenient.

Li Weijian: Is it convenient? I was delayed with the switchboard for more than two hours, and nothing was solved.

Wu Bin: You are stupid, too. This will take two hours? Ten minutes, I can handle it.

Li Weijian: Nonsense!

Wu Bin: We can try!

Li Weijian: Come on!

Wu Bin: Aren't you going to call? What's the big deal?

Li Weijian: Listen (four tones) and step! Listen (4) Step, step, step, step, step, step, step!

Wu Bin: What's the matter?

Li Weijian: The phone is through.

Wu Bin: Oh, it's a waiting tone! I thought the allegro singer was here.

Li Weijian: Hello, this is the consultation hotline for all diseases. Please dial the extension directly. Please dial 0 for the number.

Wu Bin: Hey, it's very clear. Dial 0.

Li Weijian: Hello, please press 1 for English service, 2 for Japanese service, 3 for Portuguese, 4 for Hindi, 5 for indigenous language and 6 for bird language.

Wu Bin: Bird talk?

Li Weijian: In Persian, please press 7.

Wu Bin: Hey, I can speak Chinese.

Li Weijian: Please press 8 for Chinese service.

Wu Bin: If you say 8, it's over. Please press 8.

Li Weijian: Hello, this is China Service Department. Press 1 for Shanghainese, 2 for Chongqing, 3 for Cantonese, 4 for Hunan and 5 for Tangshan.

Wu Bin: Why are there dialects?

Li Weijian: This is a consultant who satisfies the people of the whole country.

Wu Bin: Oh, how thoughtful of you. Hey, I can speak Mandarin.

Li Weijian: Please press 8 for Mandarin.

Wu Bin: Oh, he's eight, too.

Li Weijian: Hello, this is the Mandarin Service Center. Press 1 for the office, 2 for the talent center, 3 for the labor department, 4 for the administrative department, 5 for the registration office and 6 for the parking room.

Wu Bin: Parking lot?

Li Weijian: Please press 6 for parking, 6 for parking and 6 for parking. ...

Wu Bin: Why do you say that?

Li Weijian: Sorry, there is something wrong with the computer. Please press * to return to the previous unit.

Wu Bin: Hey, what's up! This must be returned. All right, all right, go back! Go back!

Li Weijian: Listen and step! Listen step by step!

Wu Bin: The Allegro singer hasn't left yet!

Li Weijian: Hello, this is the consultation hotline for all diseases. Please dial the extension directly. Please dial 0 for the number.

Wu Bin: Don't look up the number. I'll press 8.

Li Weijian: Hello, this is China Service Department.

Wu Bin: I also press 8.

Li Weijian: Hello, this is the Mandarin Service Center.

Wu Bin: I'll press 8.

Li Weijian: Hello, this is the morgue.

Wu Bin: Hmm. Huh? Why did you push the morgue?

Li Weijian: This hotline maintains long-term cooperation with the mortuary.

Wu Bin: Really?

Li Weijian: Please press 1 to pay tribute to the remains.

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Li Weijian: To order a shroud, please press 2.

Wu Bin: This. ...

Li Weijian: Please press 3 for information.

Wu Bin: Hey, I don't want a morgue!

Li Weijian: Who told you to press it?

Wu Bin: I'm looking for an expert.

Li Weijian: Please press 9 for expert consultation.

Wu Bin: Press 9.

Li Weijian: Hello, this is the expert consultation hotline.

Wu Bin: It's not easy!

Li Weijian: Dear friend, have you ever worried about getting fat? Have you ever worried about the lack of a charming figure? Our exclusive diet tea will bring you good news.

Wu Bin: There are advertisements on this mobile phone!

Li Weijian: This product is made of croton, rhubarb, castor oil and other precious medicinal materials.

Wu Bin: It's all diarrhea.

Li Weijian: After taking it, the effect is obvious and there is no toxic side effect.

Wu Bin: Oh!

Li Weijian: Next, please listen to Miss Li's feelings after taking it.

Wu Bin: Another Miss Li.

Li Weijian: Hi, everyone. Maybe you don't believe it.

Wu Bin: What's the matter?

Li Weijian: I used to be very fat.

Wu Bin: How fat?

Li Weijian: At that time, my measurements once reached120/130/120.

Wu Bin: The whole can. What is this?

Li Weijian: I'm really sorry.

Wu Bin: Oh!

Li Weijian: Later, someone introduced me to eat slimming tea. (Suddenly loudly) Wow!

Wu Bin: What do you mean?

Li Weijian: A miracle really happened!

Wu Bin: What miracle?

Li Weijian: My measurements were reduced to 38/38/38 in one month.

Wu Bin: Ah.

Li Weijian: Now all my friends affectionately call me Sanbapo.

Wu Bin: Wow! (Hai) You are 38 years old!

Li Weijian: I am really grateful after drinking slimming tea!

Wu Bin: Ah.

Li Weijian: Now I'm having a good time! I had a great time! I'm so happy!

Wu Bin: You hate it! Why is this advertisement endless?

Li Weijian: Hello, this is the expert consultation hotline.

Wu Bin: Ah.

Li Weijian: Please press 1 for male patients.

Wu Bin: OK!

Li Weijian: For female patients, please press 2.

Wu Bin: Yes.

Li Weijian: Please press 3 for neutral patients.

Wu Bin: There are also neuter patients?

Li Weijian: Please press 4 for manual service.

Wu Bin: Let's have an artificial one. Please press 4.

Li Weijian: Hello, the line is busy now. A moment, please.

Wu Bin: Oh, it will take a while.

Li Weijian: Sister, grab the bow! !

Wu Bin: What does this mean?

Li Weijian: This is a song played in standby mode.

Wu Bin: Oh, you startled me.

Li Weijian: Enen loves love, and the strings swing leisurely!

Wu Bin: There is no time to listen to music. Press 2 to try.

Li Weijian: Hug, hug, hug, wow, put my sister in the sedan chair. ...

Wu Bin: It's standing by here, too. Please press 3.

Li Weijian: Sister, go ahead.

Wu Bin: I press 4!

Li Weijian: silly sister, silly sister,

Wu Bin: Why are they all sisters?

Li Weijian: How many good sisters do you have? Why, um ... (Suddenly there is no sound)

Wu Bin: Why is there no sound?

Li Weijian: Sorry, the standby time is too long. Please press * to return to the previous unit.

Wu Bin: I'm wasting time again! I don't believe it today.

Li Weijian: Listen and step! listen to ..

Wu Bin: Can you get rid of the allegro singer?

Li Weijian: Hello, this is the consultation hotline for treating all diseases together. ...

Wu Bin: I press 8 for Chinese service!

Li Weijian: Hello. ...

Wu Bin: I press 8 for Mandarin!

Li Weijian: Hello. ...

Wu Bin: Expert consultation, I press 9!

Li Weijian: Hello. ...

Wu Bin: I press 4 for manual service!

Li Weijian: Hello. 54 188 at your service.

Wu Bin: What evil number is this? It is easy for someone to pick me up and give me a lifetime.

Li Weijian: What can I do for you?

Wu Bin: I want an expert!

Li Weijian: Looking for what?

Wu Bin: Find an expert!

Li Weijian: Can you speak up?

Wu Bin: My voice is getting louder and louder. I'll call an expert!

Li Weijian: What are you shouting?

Wu Bin: I'm too noisy again.

Li Weijian: Which expert are you looking for?

Wu Bin: I ... How do I know? Who are you?

Li Weijian: We have four professors, Zhao Qiansun and Li.

Wu Bin: Oh, I'll find Professor Zhao!

Li Weijian: Professor Zhao has made house calls.

Wu Bin: Then I'll get the money, Professor!

Li Weijian: Professor Qian is on a business trip!

Wu Bin: Then I'll find Professor Sun!

Li Weijian: Professor Sun has gone abroad!

Wu Bin: Then I'll find Professor Li!

Li Weijian: Professor Li went to the funeral!

Wu Bin: Hey ... Funeral?

Li Weijian: His fourth aunt died and went to the funeral.

Wu Bin: Well, nobody. Hey, I said, what kind of service is this?

Li Weijian: If you are satisfied with our service, please call 1.

Wu Bin: Huh?

Li Weijian: Please press 2 to send the pennant.

Wu Bin: Send. ...

Li Weijian: Please press 3 for verbal praise.

Wu Bin: I still praise you? I want to complain to you!

Li Weijian: Please call 3. 14 1595897932 for complaints. ...

Wu Bin: I don't remember this number! Ouch. I see, after all this time, you are not virtuous at all. I know, you just want to delay my call and waste my money. I tell you, you found me an expert today, and nothing happened between us. If you can't find it, I'll sue you at the Consumer Association! I accuse you of fraud!

Li Weijian: Oh, why are you in such a hurry?

Wu Bin: Get someone for me!

Li Weijian: Do you think we only have one intern here?

Wu Bin: Don't worry about the internship. Call him for me.

Li Weijian: Wait for me to call you.

Wu Bin: Go ahead! This is so boring. I tell you, the soft ones are afraid of the hard ones, and the hard ones are afraid of the horizontal ones. People have to have a temper. Dogs bite when they are in a hurry, don't you think?

Li Weijian: Which dog bites people?

Wu Bin: Hey, it's me. Ah, bah! What's the point?

Li Weijian: If you bite, you need to be vaccinated! The incubation period of rabies is very long!

Wu Bin: Huh?

Li Weijian: 20 years at most!

Wu Bin: What do you mean, where did you go?

Li Weijian: Didn't you say that mad dogs bite?

Wu Bin: Oh, no, I'm asking something.

Li Weijian: Oh, is that you?

Wu Bin: Right, right.

Li Weijian: Not a dog?

Wu Bin: Hey, don't mention the dog, okay?

Li Weijian: What are you consulting?

Wu Bin: My cervical vertebra is not good. Do you think there is any way to treat it?

Li Weijian: It's simple!

Wu Bin: What's the matter?

Li Weijian: You've been sitting there too long!

Wu Bin: You are an expert. You hit the nail on the head.

Li Weijian: Your stool is very hard. That part of you is always rubbing against that stool. How can it not hurt?

Wu Bin: Wait a minute, expert! I asked about the cervical vertebra, not the coccyx! Why did you return the stool?

Li Weijian: No, where is it?

Wu Bin: Cervical vertebrae.

Li Weijian: Cervical vertebrae?

Wu Bin: Yes.

Li Weijian: Where is the cervical vertebra?

Wu Bin: Hey. Hmm? You don't know?

Li Weijian: How could I not know? I don't know. Can I answer the phone here?

Wu Bin: Then please explain it to me.

Li Weijian: You don't understand what I'm telling you.

Wu Bin: Oh, you said that.

Li Weijian: Cervical vertebra, the neck is the neck, and the spine is the spine. These are two completely different concepts.

Wu Bin: No, what's the difference?

Li Weijian: Of course! Neck, commonly known as neck. The neck is the language of life!

Wu Bin: Oh, oh. ...

Li Weijian: For example, if you go to the vegetable market, you must tell people that you bought a chicken neck.

Wu Bin: Huh?

Li Weijian: I'll buy you a chicken neck. But when you tell people that you bought a chicken neck, they don't know which part!

Wu Bin: I have never heard of buying a "chicken neck"!

Li Weijian: Speaking of this chicken, I want to emphasize one point.

Wu Bin: What are you talking about?

Li Weijian: Many chickens were killed this year (referring to 2004). Why?

Wu Bin: Bird flu!

Li Weijian: No! That's because this year is the Year of the Monkey.

Wu Bin: No, what does it matter?

Li Weijian: Kill the chicken to show the monkey!

Wu Bin: Show it to the monkey.

Li Weijian: So you must have a look!

Wu Bin: What am I looking at?

Li Weijian: You go to see a doctor. what are you reading?

Wu Bin: No, what you said has nothing to do with me!

Li Weijian: Don't worry, I just told you about the vertebrae below the neck!

Wu Bin: What about the spine?

Li Weijian: The spine is the hollow bone in your neck.

Wu Bin: The chicken is ready. It's time for You Zhu to play!

Li Weijian: The cavity bone is the language of life!

Wu Bin: Ah.

Li Weijian: Suppose you go to the vegetable market.

Wu Bin: Why did I go to the vegetable market again?

Li Weijian: You have to tell people that if you buy a pig cavity bone, they will buy it for you.

Wu Bin: Ah.

Li Weijian: But when you tell people that you buy pig spine, they don't understand what it means!

Wu Bin: What's going on? This is ...

Li Weijian: So this vegetable market-

Wu Bin: I said expert, expert, can you come out for a moment? You went to the vegetable market twice in such a short time! You've been talking about dogs, You Zhu and chickens for a long time. You must be a vet, right?

Li Weijian: Yes!

Wu Bin: What?

Li Weijian: What! Let me give you an example through this animal!

Wu Bin: What does this have to do with me?

Li Weijian: You are also an animal!

Wu Bin: Hey. Hmm?

Li Weijian: Oh, no, you are an advanced animal!

Wu Bin: You didn't talk like that!

Li Weijian: I will tell you about cervical vertebrae through animals!

Wu Bin: What's wrong with it?

Li Weijian: Let you know that the neck is the neck and the spine is the spine. You shouldn't treat your neck as a spine and your spine as a neck. There should be a spine in the neck, and a neck in the spine.

Wu Bin: Yes, I understand. ...

But the neck cannot represent the spine, and the spine cannot represent the neck.

Wu Bin: Ah, right, right, right.

The neck is the neck and the spine is the spine. If you don't know what a neck is and what a spine is, you don't know which is a spine and which is a neck. Wu Bin: No. ...

So, cervical vertebra, cervical vertebra, cervical vertebra, this cervical vertebra, do you understand?

Wu Bin: Expert, did you eat too much pig bone tonight? Huh? How can you help me cure this disease by walking around like this?

Your illness is only four words.

Wu Bin: What are those four words?

Bone hyperplasia.

Wu Bin: There is some music on it.

That's why this shoulder, arm, chest and front part will hurt!

Wu Bin: It's this symptom.

Li Weijian: Of course, you don't want to spend money.

Wu Bin: Ah.

Li Weijian: If this disease drags on, there will be sequelae.

Wu Bin: Really?

Li Weijian: At that time, your hands and feet will be numb, your muscles will atrophy and your limbs will be paralyzed!

Wu Bin: Ouch!

Li Weijian: How old are you this year?

Wu Bin: I'm thirty-six.

Li Weijian: Soon!

Wu Bin: What is fast?

Li Weijian: I'm almost paralyzed!

Wu Bin: Huh? This is paralysis?

Li Weijian: After you were paralyzed, your wife took your children and you were separated!

Wu Bin: OK, I'll make a phone call. Our home is ruined. Hey! I said, expert, what medicine do you suggest I take now?

Li Weijian: You don't want to spend money. What medicine do you take?

Wu Bin: How about I do the traction?

Li Weijian: Don't bother.

Wu Bin: Why don't I get acupuncture treatment?

Li Weijian: Don't consider acupuncture.

Wu Bin: Then what should I consider?

Li Weijian: Think about whether your salary this month is enough to pay the phone bill!

Wu Bin: I still get paid!