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What does the aunt in the cafeteria think when her hands are shaking?

When we were students, whenever we walked into the cafeteria to get food, there were always some aunties in the cafeteria whose hands were shaking every time they served food. Everyone must know about this kind of incident. My aunt can carry 100 kilograms of work, but her hands are shaking when she eats a few taels of food. It is really disappointing, disgusting and shameful. I remember when I was in middle school, there was a teacher who taught us Chinese and was also the owner of the cafeteria. The students in the class she taught usually went to her cafeteria to get food out of respect for her. However, she had a It’s strange that her hands shook so much every time she was doing the dishes. The originally full spoonful of food became half a spoonful when she shook her hand. If she shook her hand again, it became half a spoonful. Because at that time we only dared to be angry and dared not speak. , I could only watch her hands fighting back and forth. Of course, it was not the students she taught who dared to point out the teacher's shaking hands when they went to eat (Teacher, your hands are shaking so much, are you sick? Do you want us to send you to the hospital for a check-up? This statement made the teacher's face change. Red, a little embarrassed). As a teacher, we respect you, but as a cafeteria aunt, your hands are shaking, which makes students feel that you are greedy and shameful. Originally, students have no financial resources and rely on their parents’ hard-earned money to send them to school, but your cafeteria is shaking. In terms of your treatment of students, you really make us look down upon you. You are really disgusting. Dear uncles and aunts, I hope your hands will stop shaking when you are preparing meals!

Nowadays, every school has a cafeteria. Every time students have a meal, they have to run very fast, because when there are many dishes, the aunties in the cafeteria will give more to eat. The most frightening thing is that every time the aunt in the cafeteria takes too much, she shakes twice or three times, which makes people feel bad. I once again suggest that the aunt in the cafeteria should not shake when serving food.

In order not to provoke a war,

Let me first talk about a self-evident axiom. In this world, resources are limited,

including the meat in the canteen.

You see the knowledgeable aunt’s hands shaking when she’s feeding you alone, but you ignore that her hands are shaking when she’s feeding everyone.

There are only two possibilities here. One, the aunt has Parkinson's disease, and two, it is for fairness.

You think you should eat a spoonful of meat, and others also think they should eat a spoonful of meat.

Who will eat the rest?

People who have more vegetables and less meat will definitely hate people who have more meat and less vegetables. Therefore, if the aunt doesn’t shake off the meat for you, you may get beaten. Did you know?

At this time, you may want to complain about me, saying that the root cause is not you but the aunt. I passed on the responsibility that should have been borne by the aunt to you.

Actually you are wrong, because the aunt is just a part-time worker. Going back to the beginning, I said that meat is like a resource, it is limited.

This is what each of you The reason why a person eats less meat is also the reason why the aunt has to shake.

If you shouldn’t blame the person who has a lot of meat, then you shouldn’t blame the aunt either, because it’s a canteen and the meat provided is not enough to satisfy you.

If you want to keep your aunt’s hands from shaking, there is actually a way, it’s very simple.

First, require the canteen to provide meals with more meat.

Second, give more money.

So, which of these two points can you do?

The purpose of doing business and doing business is to make money. The so-called people who are neither businessmen nor traitors and care about every detail belong to this type of people, but they are beyond reproach. But in order to make money, it is not normal to do more than enough. It is doing business without conscience, directly exploiting buyers' hard-earned money, and it is a profiteer. As for the behavior of the canteen aunt, it is not about the weight, but the manipulation of the portions. If each portion is smaller, she can give more portions and achieve the purpose of making money. If it is a contract, she earns more; if the boss gives a fixed meal fee, she can buy less food and earn extra dollars; if the canteen aunt has a fixed income, she can also earn extra dollars - as long as she has Hand shaking behavior. In short, this behavior directly affects everyone who eats in the cafeteria.

When students go to the cafeteria to prepare meals, what they fear most is the hands shaking when scooping out vegetables.

Recently, in order to dispel the concerns of students and attract students to dine, the cafeteria of Mingde College of Guizhou University specially put up posters such as "Auntie's shaking hands while cooking has been cured", "You can eat takeaways for a lifetime, but the cafeteria only has these few years", Slogans such as "In the canteen, the dishes taste like vegetables, the soup tastes like soup, and everyone has human touch". In this regard, the students said that not only is the slogan "funny" and "local", but now they are really satisfied with eating in the cafeteria.

The dining experience in the cafeteria is related to the students’ sense of gain. The "habitual hand shaking" of the auntie who scooped vegetables made the originally few dishes become even less; there were only a few slices of meat at first, but one or two pieces were missing when her hands shook, and if she shook her hands again, there might be no more meat slices. As the awareness of rights continues to increase, students are increasingly unable to accept this "hidden rule", so they "vote with their feet" one after another. This is why in the mobile Internet era, takeout is becoming more and more popular among college students. On the one hand, takeout is convenient and affordable, and there is no need to queue; on the other hand, compared with canteens, differentiated and personalized takeout can better meet your needs for food type, appearance and taste.

Faced with competition from takeaways, if school cafeterias continue to play and sing by themselves, they will inevitably fall into a marginalized situation. Whether it is to cure the "canteen aunt's trembling hands" or to play the emotional card of "I have been eating in the canteen for the past few years", it is nothing more than to shorten the distance between the canteen and students and win their trust. The school cafeteria takes the initiative to embrace students because of market competition. In other words, it is the market that has cured "the problem of trembling hands in the cafeteria."

The rolling wheels of the modernization process have brought about earth-shaking changes in the world. People's demand for food is no longer for "eating full", but for "eating well". However, some current school cafeteria managers are still stuck in the past. Not only are the prices too expensive, but the quality of the food is also unsatisfactory. How can those who only regard the canteen as a tool for realizing profits and those same canteen meals that lack novelty win the favor of students?

The school cafeteria has certain public welfare attributes and cannot be just for profit. The canteen blindly pursues economic benefits but ignores social benefits. Isn't it a case of forgetting the "original intention". The market is a mirror. To make students eat better, school cafeterias must not only cure the problem of "auntie's hand shaking", but also need more reforms and innovations to make college students have more desire to consume.

Today our popular science topic is: The aunt in the cafeteria often shakes her hands when serving food.

Female classmate: I will hit two lion heads, and you can shake them as you wish

Speaking of school days, everyone must have a lot of memories. The most common memory is probably that auntie in every canteen who had shaky hands when serving dishes. They are also limited to meat dishes, but vegetarian dishes can still satisfy you as much as possible. Talking about them is really annoying and funny.

First of all, the price of the school cafeteria is very cheap, because it has to take care of the students' financial situation and must be healthy and hygienic. Therefore, in terms of taste or weight, there will be situations where people are dissatisfied. The cafeteria aunts are helping the bosses, so I can't blame them.

Finally, some classmates came up with a more powerful trick. Since the aunt picked up the meat mixed with vegetarian and meat dishes in one spoon, her hands shook more easily. Then if she specializes in ordering big dishes like lion head, she will order two, and you can shake them as you please.

This phenomenon is probably due to the fact that the boss of the school cafeteria asked the cafeteria aunt to serve food like this in order to save money. But now many schools have rectified this situation and strictly prohibit the deduction of students' meals in this way.

For students, life is between three o'clock and one line in the dormitory, classroom and cafeteria every day. The food in the cafeteria can provide delicious meals for hungry students. I believe everyone has mixed feelings of love and hate towards the cafeteria aunties. Love is because the cafeteria aunties work hard every day to provide everyone with delicious meals, and hate is because the cafeteria aunties’ unique rice-making skills of “shaking the spoon” make the few meat slices. Became less.

So how did the unique skill of spoon shaking become unified across the country? Is it the sequelae of shaking hands due to nervousness when facing students on the first day of work? Things are far from that simple. According to an aunt in the cafeteria of Nanjing Forestry University, her hand shaking while serving rice was due to nervousness and fear. However, this statement was denied by the canteen foreman, who told the inside story and said that "shaking the spoon is an unspoken rule in the industry." The prices of raw materials are rising. In order to control the cost of the canteen and ensure profits, the only choice is to shake the spoon.

Learning to shake spoons should be a compulsory course for every canteen aunt before taking up the job. Only those who have learned the perfect spoon shaking technique can make the students less heartbroken and save costs for the canteen before they can take up the job. Therefore, you can tell whether they are senior employees from the posture of shaking the spoon and the calm expression. Generally, the aunties who have just joined the job are not very skilled in shaking the spoon and cannot accurately shake out the meat slices, so there are often bosses Supervise the work from behind.

Generally, canteens are not operated independently by the school. Most of them are outsourced to businesses. The purpose of doing business must be to make money. In addition to paying for the booth fees in the canteen, what are the usual water and electricity bills? Labor costs and food raw materials all cost money. In order to control costs and increase revenue and reduce expenditure, we can only work hard on the portions of students' meals. With a shake of the spoon, one dish can be sold to two classmates, and the cost is under control.

So where did the shaken meat and food go? According to my observations during my four years in college, the leftover meals were disposed of by the cafeteria staff themselves. After the peak meal period, it is time for employees in the cafeteria to eat. The cafeteria does not prepare working meals specifically for employees. Employees eat whatever the cafeteria sells. The food for the aunts is the leftovers from the meal. If all the food in the canteen is sold one day, then the aunts will have nothing to eat.

The aunts only ate a small portion, and a large amount of food was thrown away in the canteen every day. These meals will not be taken to the garbage dump, but will flow into the surrounding farms. This food will be turned into feed in farms and used to feed pigs, fish and other animals. In rural areas, uncontaminated leftovers will be used by brewers to make wine and sold in the market.

It is not that simple to get these meals. These dumped meals will be sold publicly, and those in need will bid, and the highest bidder will get it. The price is determined by the size of the canteen and the number of students. The school can achieve secondary profits through these leftovers, and they are not thrown away in vain.

However, due to the popularity of takeout and the entry of more and more merchants, the turnover of the canteen has been greatly affected. So now, in order to retain students in the canteen, the aunt’s hands don’t shake.

I usually think that the food will be eaten less when I shake it. Sometimes, the auntie who is serving food is tired

1. I think it’s possible Let’s see if the food cooked today is enough for so many people to share as usual

2. Auntie thinks you can’t eat so much, it’s too much waste

3. Auntie thinks you’re not that pleasing to the eye (Just kidding)

It’s not good for her either. If I give you less food, it won’t cost you more. It’s like bargaining at the market. If I buy a small green vegetable, I can ask him to add a green onion. If If you think it's missing, ask her to have another spoonful. Look for an aunt with a sweet mouth and a better attitude. Over time, you will become the aunt's favorite kid

Speaking of school days, everyone must have a lot of memories. . The most common memory is probably that auntie in every canteen who had shaky hands when serving dishes. They are also limited to meat dishes, but vegetarian dishes can still satisfy you as much as possible. Talking about them is really annoying and funny. First of all, the price of the school canteen is very cheap, because it has to take care of the students' financial situation and must be healthy and hygienic. Therefore, in terms of taste or weight, there will be situations where people are dissatisfied. The cafeteria aunts are helping the bosses, so I can't blame them. Secondly, the reason why many students are unwilling to eat in the cafeteria is that every time the cafeteria aunt takes a spoon, it seems to have a lot of meat, but suddenly she shakes it twice, and everything is gone, only vegetarian dishes are seen.

This can easily lead to not having enough to eat, and it is also easier to attract hatred, causing a psychological gap.

Finally, some classmates came up with a more powerful trick. Since the aunt picked up the meat mixed with vegetarian and meat dishes in one spoon, her hands shook more easily. Then if she specializes in ordering big dishes like lion head, she will order two, and you can shake them as you please.