Traveling in the Kingdom of Chinese Characters Handwritten Newspaper

Interesting Chinese character dialogue

"Bi" said to "北": If we are just a husband and wife, why bother getting divorced!

"Jin" said to "Coin": My son. When you put on your doctorate hat, your worth will be a hundred times greater.

"Chi" said to "Jin": Sister, the results are out. You are pregnant with twins.

"Chen" said to "Ju": The area is the same as yours. I have three bedrooms and two living rooms.

"Jing" said to "Pin": Isn't your home decorated?

"Lü" said to "Chang": Compared with you, my family is nothing.

"Zi" said to "Mu": The unit has laid off employees? "Xian" said to "Shai": The sun is out, why don't you wear a straw hat?

"Ge" said to "人": I am no younger than you, and it is difficult to walk without a cane.

"Do" says to "Wei": Balance is the last word!

"Bing" said to "Qiu": Look how cruel the war is, both legs were blown off!

"Zhan" said to "Dian": Have you bought a car?

"Qi" said to "Dan": You are so timid, why do you still hire a bodyguard?

"Big" said to "Tai": A hernia operation is actually very simple.

"Ri" said to "Yue": It's time to lose weight.

"Ren" said to "Cong": Why haven't you had separation surgery yet?

"Ugly" said to "Ugly": Don't think that wearing shawl hair means you look good. In fact, you are still old-fashioned at heart.

"Cun" said to "Guo": Old man, have you bought a recliner?

"Yu" said to "A": Isn't it tiring to practice one-finger meditation like this?

"Mu" said to "Shu": If you have a mole on your face, consider yourself a beauty.

"Cha" said to "You": When did you get plastic surgery? What about that mole on your face?

Interesting Chinese character homophone jokes

The student from Peking University said: I am from Peking University.

The student from Tianjin University said: I am a great student.

The student from Shanghai University said: I am a university student.

Xiamen University said: You guys chat, I’m leaving first!

General Li Zongren said: I am a kind person!

General Fu Zuoyi said: I am a righteous person!

General Zuo Quan said: I have the power!

General Huo Qubing said: You guys chat, I’ll leave first!

Interesting Chinese character combinations

1. Public: Three people are the public, which means many.

2. Yao: The three soils are Yao (yáo), the mountain is high.

3. Miao: The three waters are Miao (miǎo), which describes the big water.

4. Ben: The three oxen are Ben (bēn), which is the same as "Ben".

5. Yan: The three fires are Yan (yàn), sparks and flames.

6. Lei: Three stones are Lei, which describes many stones.

7. Crystal: It becomes crystal in three days and becomes bright.

8. Chu: The three straight lines are Chu (chù), upright and towering.

9. Product: Three mouths are goods, items.

10. 鉉: Three horses are called 鉉 (biāo), which looks like many horses running.

11. Sen: Three trees are sen, describing many trees.

Adou's empire - given away for nothing

Adou-like character - incompetent

A'er plays the sheng - playing the flute indiscriminately

A'er becomes a doctor - has no ability Anyone dares to invite you

Ah’er walks all over the street - idleness

My brother eats noodles - scratches them blindly

Grandma has a beard - abnormal

Sister A Qing pours tea - no water leaks; no drop leaks

Be whipped rather than stick - eat the soft rather than the hard

The beaten dog bites the chicken - take Others are venting their anger

The turtle that was beaten - shrinking its neck

The duck that was stabbed - scurrying around

The one who was slapped must apologize - servile

The beaten dog - furious

The beaten duck - running around

The fat pig beaten by the knife - not afraid of boiling water

The leather ball that has been hit by a knife - deflated

The foxtail grass that has been hit by frost - wilted

Eating sea pepper (pepper) next to the stove - inside and outside Fever

Going up a short ladder to a high house - cannot reach the eaves

A short man wears high heels - height is limited

A short man fights a wolf - light Can't shout

The dwarf flies a kite - getting higher and higher; rising higher and higher

The dwarf farts - humbles himself

The dwarf goes sightseeing - echoes the voice

The dwarf crosses the river - peace of mind

The dwarf watches a play - listens to the sound

The dwarf pulls out the general from within - makes do with the materials; takes advantage of the shortcomings

The dwarf climbs the stairs - eagerly looking forward to it

The dwarf climbs the slope - rises step by step; climbs higher step by step

The dwarf woman - has low knowledge

The dwarf rides a big horse - he is in a dilemma; he is in a dilemma.

The dwarf wants to reach the sky - he does not know how high the sky is; delusion; wishful thinking

The dwarf sits on a high stool - he cannot reach it; up and down Out of reach; in a dilemma

Litigation-loving hero - poor vindictiveness

The wooden fish in the nunnery - let anyone beat it

The quail wants to eat the fruit from the tree ——Out of reach; thinking about good things; thinking too much

Watching people drowning on the shore--doing nothing to save them

Searching for the moon on the shore--wasting effort; wasting effort

Buying shoes according to other people's foot sizes - copying by rote

The beggar who pressed the colored ball - stupidly happy

Take medicine according to the prescription - follow the instructions

Peck the rice by pressing the chicken's head - a waste of effort

Drink the water by pressing the head of the cow-can't do it; there is no way

Press the gourd and pick up the ladle-look at this and throw away the other Head; rising and falling

The door on the top of the chopping board - the tube is wide

The rolling pin on the chopping board - a single stick

The meat on the chopping board - anyone Slaughtering; slaughtering by others

The fish on the chopping board - the target of the knife

Stalking in secret - sneaking around

Fighting in secret - beating for a while

Threading a needle in the darkroom - sad

Secretly tripping - wilting bad

Burning out the lamp oil - heartburn (core)

Put ice on the griddle - melted into soup

Put pancakes on the griddle - turn it over

Eight hundred coins fell into the well - it was hard to touch which one

The flagpole erected eight hundred years ago - the old bachelor

Eight hundred copper coins worn on a string - out of tune (hanging)

Sprinkle pepper on the eight-treasure rice - —Add another meaning

Eight lifetimes of old things - can't explain

Eight-inch feet wearing seven-inch shoes - awkward

Badou's small sag The vat - can't hold a stone

The myna pecks the persimmons - picks out the weak ones and bullies them

Eight old men punch each other - three orders and five Shen (stretch)

Eight money ones Plaster - stained

Eight dollars for a bowl of wontons - no noodles

Eight people sitting at one table with crooked necks - no one looks at anyone else

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Sleeping in the Bagua furnace - steaming steam

Riding a horse in the Bagu array - there is no way out; the way out is hard to find

Eighth level engineering technology - striving for excellence

Eighth level master learns crafts - grow old and learn as you grow

Anise falls into a manure pit - the fragrance and smell are indistinguishable; The stench is indistinguishable

An eight-and-a-half-pound turtle swallowed a large weight—a cruel bastard

An eight-and-a-half-pound old turtle swallowed a weight—a cruel bastard

The eight-and-a-half kilogram tortoise won the top prize - the rules (turtle lift) are not small

Eighty people carried the sedan - so majestic

The eighty-year-old man was shaking his head - he couldn't help but People wish; they cannot help others

The eighty-year-old man blows the lamp - out of breath; out of breath

The eighty-year-old man practices the pipa - a cliché (playing)

An eighty-year-old man learns boxing - the more he practices, the stronger he becomes

An eighty-year-old man learns the craft - and works hard in his old age

An eighty-year-old old man with no family fortune - no successor People

Shaving a beard at the age of eighty - dissatisfied with old age

An eighty-year-old man carrying a burden - he has more than enough ambition but lacks strength

Growing a beard at the age of eighty - —Old idea

Being childless at eighty years old—being alone in old age

Having a son at eighty years old—generation after generation is lagging behind

Dancing at eighty years old— Old naive

Playing with monkeys at eighty years old - an old trick

Learning to play the flute at eighty years old - all old tunes; old tunes

Learning at eighty years old Beaten - fighting for one's life

The eighty-year-old actor plays the role of a child - rejuvenated

The eighty-year-old stands at the counter - the old man is good at it

The eighty-five-year-old cannonball hits the rabbit ——The gain outweighs the loss

Eight Immortals crossing the sea—each showing their magical powers

Eight Immortals gathering—divine chat

Eight Immortals’ table is missing a leg—it cannot stand levelly

There are lamps on the table of the Eight Immortals - clearly placed

The table of the Eight Immortals - sharp and angular

The Eight Wise Kings enter the palace - so difficult to invite

Bitter Melon in August ——My heart is red

August’s lotus root—fresh and tender

August’s pomegranate—a head full of ideas

August’s persimmon— —The older you get, the redder you get; the red comes when you are old

The sweet-scented osmanthus blossoms in August - the fragrance is everywhere

The cucumber shed in August - empty shelves

August Eating New Year’s Eve dinner on August 15th—it’s still early

Eating Yuanxiao on August 15th—it’s different

Eating rice dumplings on August 15th—it’s not the right time

Mooncakes on August 15th—everyone is happy; everyone loves them; both above and below

Mooncakes on August 15th—the same every year; upright and bright

August Celebrating the Dragon Boat Festival on the 15th day of the lunar month - too late; too late

Watching dragon lanterns on the 15th day of the 8th month - half a year late

Having a baby on the 15th day of the 8th month - just in time

Send moon cakes on August 15th - just in time for the festival

Clouds cover the moon on August 15th - a disappointment

Steamed rice cakes on August 15th - get it early ( Dates)

Peanuts on the 15th day of August - blind command

A crab with eight legs - domineering

No trace of the eight characters - no appearance; Far from it; far from it

A sore on the palm - poisonous hand

Putting the palm in a shoe - it won't work; it won't work

Putting pancakes on the palm - Skillful hands; good hands

The toad that peeled off the skin - annoying in life, scary in death

The temple that peeled off the wall - panicked

Bashō Inserted on an old tree - thick branches and large leaves

Banana blossoms - one heart; closely connected

Panana leaves built into bird's nests - good times will not last long

Scare Sores on the eyes - it's so bad

Plucking weeds to attract snakes - asking for trouble; asking for trouble

Pluck onions and plant sea peppers - each crop is spicier than the last

Jointed sorghum—

— Keep getting higher; keep rising

Pull out the alarm clock - two-sided light

Pull out the alarm clock - specialize in reminding people

Pull out Radish - there are holes

Pluck the radish and plant onions - each crop is spicier than the last

The plucked phoenix - not as good as the chicken

Plucked A pigeon with feathers - unable to fly

Pull out the stopper and refuse to use water - stubborn

Pulling others' efforts - eager for success

A donkey chasing a rabbit - - Can't catch up; can't catch up

Ba Zi is about to go to the battlefield - life or death

Ba Zi pulls the carrot - pulls it crookedly

Ba Zi walks on stilts - —Sooner or later, he will be good-looking

Ba Zi beats the siege - sits and shouts; sits on the ground and shouts

Ba Zi rides the horse - out of reach

Ba Zi comes on stage - Unstable position

Rubbing snot on the face - asking for embarrassment

Pouring fertilizer on the weeds - hard work in vain; hard work in vain

Put your face in your trousers - shady

Push people under the wall - desperate

Treat the doll like a monkey - fool people

Treat Yaochai as a Bodhisattva - no distinction between good and evil

Old Huang Zhong on the shooting range - always hit the mark

Farewell My Concubine - no choice; no choice

White-necked old bird - open mouth is a disaster

White-necked dung beetle - distinctive; different

White cloth entering the dye vat - cannot be washed; cannot be washed

Making cotton-padded jackets out of white cloth - it's all rational anyway

Baicai Bangzi - looks good but not delicious; good-looking but not delicious

Playing with a sickle in the cabbage field - — San Lie Xin

Chinese cabbage and tofu stewed—no one takes credit for it

Sauteed green onions with cabbage leaves—close (green) plus close (green)

The white-bone spirit pretends to be a bride--the evil spirit inside the demon

The white-bone spirit performs somersaults--a ghost trick

The white-bone spirit transforms into a beautiful woman--a human face and a ghost heart

The white-bone spirit says People's words - evil words to confuse the public

The White Bone Demon delivers food - ambitious; bad intentions

The White Bone Demon's speech - evil words to confuse the public

The White Bone Demon meets Sun Wukong - his true colors are revealed

The white crane stands among the chickens - stands out

The white tiger enters the door - disaster is imminent; disaster is imminent

Painting with boiled water - light ( Qing Dynasty) understatement

A white wax pole bears sweet-scented osmanthus - the root is not right

A white wax pole makes a comeback - single choice

A white wax heart - never sees the light of day The head cannot see the fire

The white-faced traitor appears - evil appearance; evil appearance

The white-faced wolf wears a straw hat - he cannot change himself

The white-faced wolf wears glasses —— Pretending to be a good person; pretending to be a good person

The fox with a white tail tip—a cunning and cunning person

The white cat gets into the pit—smearing himself

White hair Crow - different

The White Snake fights against the sea of ????fa - shining brightly

The White Snake floods the golden mountain - goes to war

The White Snake meets Xu Xian - Thousands of miles of marriage are tied by a thin thread

Seeing ghosts in the daytime - mysterious; feeling sick in the heart

Dreaming in the day - random thoughts

Uncovering the milk skin in a pot of white water - can't do it; There's nothing you can do

Gypsum under white water - it won't make tofu

Boiled cabbage in white water - bland and tasteless

Cooking in white water - cooking without rice

Bai Suzhen never abandons Xu Xian - love is indistinguishable

Arsenic wrapped in white sugar - poison inside

Sugar has a mouth with a knife in the heart - honey in the mouth and a sword in the belly

Lighting a lantern during the day - It's useless

Looking at the moon during the day - don't think about it; don't think about it; don't even think about it

Lighting up the light during the day - it's unnecessary

Catching ghosts during the day - there is no shadow

Stainless steel ax - light on both sides

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The white crane has a bald tail - a fly in the ointment

The underworld is drawn on white paper - it cannot be erased; it is obvious; it is clear; it is crystal clear

White paper Write in black - black and white; clear; clear, crystal clear

A lantern made of white paper - it will light up once it is lit

Hang scissors on the top of a hundred-foot pole - high Talent (tailoring)

All rivers return to the sea - the general trend

Department stores sell suits - a set

Department stores sell shoes and socks - Each has its own size

A hundred catties of burden plus iron weights - a heavy responsibility; a heavy responsibility

A hundred catties of noodles and steamed longevity peaches - a waste snack

A hundred catties of burden It can be carried on the shoulders, but one or two pens cannot be lifted - Da Lao Chou

A family in Baili Prairie - lonely

Baili Xi recognizes his wife - high position and never forgets old love

Baili Xi feeds cows and worships the prime minister - people should not be judged by appearance

Bailing plays with peonies - the birds sing and the flowers smell fragrant

Hundred-meter race - every second counts; every second counts; rush to catch up; Rise up and catch up

Centennial pine trees, May bananas - thick branches and big leaves

No rain for a hundred days - long-term love (clear)

A hundred-year-old father-in-law blowing fire - —Laoqi

Millions of troops went to the south of the Yangtze River - mobilized the troops

Hung red lights on a hundred-foot tall pole - extremely red

Cypress rafters - would rather break than bend

Asphalt burns the pig's head - uproot it

The prodigal son turns around - gold is not exchanged

The defeated general collects the remaining soldiers - reorganizes the flag and drum

Helping brothers open a cocoon shop - forms a party for private gain (Silk)

The New Year's greetings - always say good things

Walking into the Luzu Temple to pay my respects - I went to the wrong door; I found the wrong door

Riding a rabbit if you can't pull it down - not stable; unstable

Sitting on a sesame seed pancake if you can't pull it back - a face person

Turning down the nest to scare the mother-in-law - shrew

Turning the gourd and spilling oil - if you don't do it, you will never stop

Turning the stove to bake your hair - it will not work

Trying to settle accounts with your fingers - — Countless

The yamen in the squad room - the footman

The turtle dove nests in the nest - hanging eggs

The head of the zebra - clear and logical

Fighting with turtles - showing off in a romantic way

Moving the Bodhisattva to take a bath - getting worse and worse; wasting effort; wasting effort

Lifting a stone roller and smashing the grinding plate - hitting a solid stone (Stone)

Lifting a stone to hit the sky - overestimating one's ability; overestimating one's ability; being unable to do it; being out of reach

Handstand on the bench - all four feet in the air

Putting eggs on the bench - dangerous; risky; dangerous; unreliable; unreliable

Putting tribulus on the bench - unable to sit still; unable to sit still

Sleeping on the bench - It is difficult to turn over; unable to turn over

Playing mahjong on the bench - unable to pull apart; unable to create a scene

Drilling holes in the bench - there is a trick; there is a trick

Chopping firewood with a wooden ax - one side chops

The door gods are posted on the wooden door - one faces east and the other faces west

The loach on the wooden board - no place to stay; no place to hide

Punching a nail on the board - solid; not running away; can't run; can't change; unable to change

Punching a nail on the board - steady and steady

Half a sheep's head - —One horn

Half pig head—One eye

Picked up a trumpet on the way—I can play it

Half of a half-assed person—two hundred and five

Half a copper coin - not a square circle

Half a brick - thrown away

Half a pound to eight taels - about the same; each other; one thing; the same thing ;No one suffers

Put half a catty on four liang - it rises high

Clouds in the mid-air - ever-changing

Mid-air handle style ——A big somersault

Torches in mid-air——Gao Ming

Balloons in mid-air - cannot reach the sky, cannot reach the ground; are hanging for miles

Set firecrackers in mid-air - think (loud) high

Build a house in mid-air - — No place to stay; no place to stay

Driving animals in mid-air - showing horse's feet

Hang briers in mid-air - ironic (wind) thorns

Hang in mid-air Scissors - Gao Cai (cutting)

Horse riding in mid-air - Soaring in the clouds and riding in the mist

Counting fingers in mid-air - it counts as high

Half a melon seed - doesn't count as a person (Jen)

Half a basket of magpies - chirping

Departure halfway - beginning but no end

News on the road - hearsay

Half Lost the abacus on the way - miscalculation

Keeping guests on the way - talk lively; talk enthusiastically

Surprised Cheng Yaojin on the way - something went wrong; caught off guard; unexpected

Half a bottle of vinegar - wandering around

Guanyin on the mountain cliff - an honest (stone) person

Pouring of bad water (water skiing) halfway up the mountain - Obscene

Treading on a tightrope in the clouds for half a day - on tenterhooks

A bright star appears in the clouds for half a day - a lucky star shines high

Suona is played in the clouds for half a day - thinking ( The sound is high

The rain in the clouds for half a day - cannot become a climate; it cannot become a climate

The rain in the clouds for half a day - pretending to be crazy (wind)

Half a day in the cloud, flipping through the account books - counting high

Half a day in the cloud, watching the fight - standing aside and watching

Half a day in the cloud, doing household chores - empty talk

Half a day in the cloud, floating in the air Balloon - high above; nowhere to be found

Half a day in the clouds riding a crane - flying far away

Half a day in the clouds making clothes - Gao Cai (tailoring)

Half a day in the clouds A slap in the face - a master

Eating cucumbers in the middle of the night - can't touch the head and tail

Eating roast chicken in the middle of the night - thinking (with a tearing sound)

Playing the piano in the middle of the night - making music in secret

The cock crows in the middle of the night - I don’t know; the time is messed up

Calling the eldest girl’s door in the middle of the night - the visitor is unkind