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Yo, mom is so fat that she can climb onto the dump truck smoothly.

Yo mama is so fat that she uses hoola hoops to support her socks! Yo, mom is so fat, she uses a hula hoop to pack her socks!

Yo mama is too fat. When her pager rings, people think she is backing up Yo mama. When her fat pager rings, people think she is a backup.

Yo mama was too fat. She went to south-central Los Angeles. In order to get fatter, she went to south Los Angeles.

Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the ice, she makes crushed ice! ! ! Yo, when mom was fat, she sat on an iceberg and crushed ice!

Yo mama was so fat that she was hit by a car and said, "Who touched me?" Yo, mom is so fat. She had a car accident and said, "Who touched me?"

Your mother is so fat that she can't even put down her shoes. Yo mama is so fat that she can't match her shoes

Yo mama is so fat that it will trigger a car alarm when running. Yo mama fat set turns off the car alarm when running.

Yo mama is so fat that she can't reach her back pocket. Yo mama is so fat that she can't reach her back pocket.

Yo mama was so fat that the helicopter tried to land on her back when she was wearing a Malcomn X T-shirt! Yo, mom is so fat. She is wearing a Marcand X T-shirt. The helicopter tried to land before she came back!

Yo mama is too fat. She lies on the beach and Greenpeace tries to push her back into the water.

Yo mama is so fat that she picks her teeth with a redwood tree.

Yo mama is too fat. The only photos you have of her are satellite photos.

Yo mama was so fat that she put on some BVD. When they reached her waist, they spelled boulevard. Yo mama was so fat that she put some mucous membranes on it. When the mucous membranes reached her waist, they clarified the avenue.

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the rainbow and made rainbow candy. Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on rainbows and rainbow candy.

Yo mama was too fat. When she was sitting on the beach, Greenpeace appeared and tried to drag her back to the sea ... Yo mama was too fat. When she was sitting on the beach, Greenpeace appeared and tried to drag her back to the sea. .....

Yo, mom is so fat, she's hoola-hoop Super Bowl. Yo, mom is so fat, she Hoola-Hooped Super Bowl.

Yo mama is too fat. She was baptized in the sea. Yo mama is too fat. She was baptized in the sea.

Yo mama was so fat that they tied a rope around her shoulder and dragged her through the tunnel. Yo mama was so fat that they tied a rope around her shoulder and dragged her through the tunnel, so they had to clear it.

Yo mama was so fat that when she was hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that stone?" Yo, mom is so fat. She got on a bus. She said, "Who threw the stone?"

Yo mama is so fat that it will give her a green arrow when she stands in the left turn lane! Your mother is too fat. She is standing in the left-turn lane and changing direction!

Yo mama was so fat that when she was born, she left stretch marks in the hospital. Your mother is too fat. When she was born, she left stretch marks in the hospital.

Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service has to name her fart! Yo, mom, the chubby National Weather Service named her fart!

Yo mama was so fat that we went to the drive-in cinema because we dressed her up as a Chevrolet. Yo mama put us on the hard drive and didn't pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

Yo, mom is too fat. She's miss Arizona-class battleship. Yo, mom, fat lady, she's Arizona-class battleship.

Yo's mother is so fat that she accidentally found 747 on her teeth.

Yo mama is so fat that her "light food" means she weighs less than 4 tons.

Yo mama is so fat that the Himalayas are practicing to prepare her.

Yo mama is so fat, she wears high heels to a date and comes back wearing sandals! Yo, mom is getting fat. She wore high heels to the date and brought back sandals!

Yo mama is fat and stupid, and her waistline is bigger than her IQ! Yo mom is fat and stupid, and her waistline is bigger than IQ!

Yo mama is so fat that she is classified as a commercial development.

Yo mama is so fat that she won "Miss Bessie Cow in 1994".

Yo mama is so fat that she has more rolls than Mary Jane's truck. Yo mama is so fat that she even introduced Mary Jane's truck.

Yo, mom is so fat, her blood type is RAGU! ! ! ! ! ! Yo, mom is very fat. Her blood type is RAGU! ! ! ! ! !

Yo mama was so fat that she got stuck when she jumped for joy. Yo, mom is so fat. She jumps for joy. She's stuck.

Yo mama was so fat that when she went out in yellow motorcycle shorts, two dwarfs jumped on her ass and thought she was a taxi. Yo mama is very fat. When she went out to ride yellow shorts, two dwarfs jumped on her ass and thought she was a taxi.

Yo mama is so fat that she fills the bathtub with water and then turns on the water. Yo mama is too fat. She fills the bathtub and turns on the water.

Your mother is too fat to play the role in Forrest Gump because she has been holding that box of chocolates. Yo, mom is too fat. She can't attend Forrest Gump because she has been eating a box of chocolates.

Yo mama is too fat. She plays a big ball in raiders of the lost ark. Yo mama was so fat that she got a big ball to take part in the attack on the lost ark.

Yo mama is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, she sees another mirror. Your mother is too fat. She expected a mirror, but she saw another mirror.

Yo mama was so fat that when that guy cursed her for being "thin", she said thank you. Yo mama cursed her for being "thin" when she was fat, and she said thank you.

Yo mama is so fat, she looks like smuggling Volkswagen! Yo, mom is so fat, she looks like her smuggler!

Yo mama is so fat that God can't light up the earth until she moves! Yo, mom, fat God can't light up the earth until she is moved!

Yo mama is so fat, NASA must make the satellite revolve around her! Yo, mom, fat NASA orbiting satellite!

Yo mama is so fat that the tide rises every time she goes to the beach! Yo, as long as the wave of mom going to the beach comes, she will get fat!

Yo mama is too fat. When she plays hopscotch, she goes to new york, Los Angeles and Chicago ... Yo, when mom is fat, she plays hopscotch, and she goes to new york, Los Angeles and Chicago. ...

Yo mama is too fat, and her leg says National Railway Passenger Transport Company. Yo, mom is fat. On her leg, it says American National Railway Passenger Transport Company.

Yo mama is so fat that even Bill Gates can't afford her liposuction! Yo, Mom, Fat Bill Gates can't even afford her liposuction!

Yo mama is so fat, her legs are like spoiled milky white & short and fat! Yo, mom is fat, and her legs are like spoiled milky white & heavy!

Yo mama is so fat, she's partially awake! Yo, mom is so fat, she's awake!

Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to the amusement park, people try to ride her! Yo, mom is getting fat. People tried to ride her when she went to the amusement park!

Yo mama is so fat, she sits on a quarter, and George Washington has a booger in his nose. Yo mama is very fat. She sits in the corner. George Washington has booger on his nose.

Yo, mom is so fat, she is mistaken for God's bowling! Yo, mom is so fat that she mistakenly thinks it's God's bowling ball!

Yo mama is so fat that when she lies on the beach, no one will bask in the sun! Fat mother, she is on the beach, and no one else is exposed to the sun!

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck! Yo, mom is so fat, she jumped up and died in the air!

Yo mama is so fat that she has more chins than a Chinese phone book! Yo, mom, in order to get fatter, her chin is better than the China phone book!

Yo mama is so fat that her graduation photo must be in arial view! Yo, mom is so fat, her advanced drawings are going to be typed!

Yo mama is too fat, she is on both sides of the family! Yo, mom is so fat, both sides of her house!

Yo mama is so fat that every time she walks in high heels, she gets oily! Yo's mother is so fat that every time she walks in high heels, she gets oily!

Yo mama was so fat that she fell and climbed up the Grand Canyon! Yo, mom is so fat. She fell down and lifted the Grand Canyon!

Yo mama was so fat that she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in! Yo, mom is so fat. She is sitting on the beach with Greenpeace!

Yo mama is so fat that she has to run twice when she pulls her ass! Yo, mom is so fat. When she was transporting her ass, she had already run twice!

Yo mama is so fat that even her clothes have stretch marks! Yo, mom is getting fat, and even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo mama is so fat, she has a wooden leg with a bracket! Yo, mom is getting fat. She has a wooden leg brace!

Yo mama is so fat that she has to use a video recorder as a pager! Yo, mom is so fat, she uses a video recorder as a buzzer!

Yo mama is so fat, she broke her leg and gravy came out! Yo, mom is so fat, she broke her leg and poured gravy on it!

Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a hot air balloon, it looks like she is wearing tights! Your mother is very fat when she is in a hot air balloon. It looks like she is wearing tights!

Yo mama is so fat that she was hit by a parked car! Yo, mom is so fat, she was hit by a car!

Yo mama is so fat that they have to oil the bathtub to get her out! Yo, mom is very fat. They must oil the bathtub. Let her out!

Yo mama is so fat that her blue jeans have run away! Yo, mom is getting fat. She has a pair of running blue jeans!

Yo mama is so fat that when she stands on the weighing scale, it says Go on.

Yo mama is so fat that they bungee jump with the elasticity of her underwear.

Yo mama is so fat that when they bungee jump with her under elastic, they hit the ground. Yo mama is very fat. When they bungee jump with their underwear, they hit the ground.

Yo mom is so fat when she backs up her bees. Your mother was fat when she called.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy two plane tickets. Your mother is too fat. She bought two plane tickets.

Yo mama was so fat that she fell on the rocking chair when she fell asleep. Your mother was so fat that she fell down and fell asleep.

Yo, mom is so fat, she affects the tide. Yo, mom, her influence makes the fat tide.

Yo mama was so fat that I ran out of gasoline when I tried to drive around her. Yo mama was so fat that when I tried to get close to her, my plane lost control of gasoline.

Yo mama was so fat that she broke her leg and the grave fell out. Yo mama was so fat that she broke her leg and gravy fell.

Yo mama is so fat that all the animals in the zoo feed her. Yo mama made animal fat at the zoo and fed it to her.

Yo mama is too fat. She was baptized in Sea World. Yo mama is too fat. She was baptized in Sea World.

Yo mama was so fat that when she danced at the concert, the whole band skipped.

Yo mama is too fat to be covered with an AIDS quilt.

Yo mama is too fat. She stands in two time zones. Your mother is too fat. She stands in two time zones.

Yo mama is so fat that you have to raise the doorframe and hold a piece of stuffed bread on the other side to let her through.

Yo mama is so fat that when bitches go to the buffet, they have to install speed bumps. When bitches go to the buffet, they must install high-speed speed speed bumps.

Yo mama is so fat that he keeps a ham as a pet. Yo, mom fattened up his ham pet.

Yo mama is so fat that when I walked past her house, I saw her ass on every window! Yo, mom is so fat. When I walked into her house, I saw her ass on every window!

Yo, mom is so fat, God can't lift her spirit! Yo, mom, fat God can't lift her spirit!

Yo mama is so fat that she wipes her ass with a mattress.

Yo, mom is so fat, she plays body double of Willie for free. Yo mama is so fat that she can play Willie's stunts twice as freely.

Yo mama was so fat that she got stuck when she fell in the Grand Canyon. Yo mama lost fat in the Grand Canyon, and she paused.

Yo mama sofat, I saw her grabbing a plane on top of the Empire State Building. Yo, mom is fat. I saw her up there. The Empire State Building was robbed by a plane.

Yo mama is so fat that she has a full-size project tattoo on her ass.

Yo mama was too fat. She tripped over Kmart, tripped over Wal-Mart and landed right on the target. Yo mama was so fat that she tripped over Kamat, hit Wal-Mart and landed to the right.

Your mother is so fat that every toe needs a pair of socks.

Yo, mom is so fat, she eats thick wheat. Yo, mom is too fat. She eats thick wheat.

Your mother is too fat. Your mother is too fat, she is now.

Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise. Yo, mom, such a fat person is jogging at work.

Yo mama is too fat. She is the cause of a major accident.

Your mother is too fat. She has her own way to lose weight.

Yo mama is too fat. She goes to the movies and sits next to everyone.

Yo mama is so fat that every time someone says "koolaid", she will knock down the wall. Yo, mom is fat. Every time someone says "Kuer aid", her chest goes through the wall.

Yo mama is so fat that it has been declared as the natural habitat of vultures. Yo mama is so fat that she has been declared a vulture in its natural habitat.

Yo mama is so fat that when she sits in the classroom, she sits next to everyone.

Yo mama is so fat that you have to turn over twice to get off her ... Yo mama is so fat that you have to roll off her twice. ...

Yo mama is too fat. She floats on the sea. Spain calls her the New World. Yo mama is so fat that she floats in the ocean and Spain claims her new world.

Yo mama is so fat, she wears a red T-shirt, and all the children are saying "love, love". Yo mama is too fat. She wears a red shirt and says, "Dear kool-aid, dear kool-aid" to all the children who serve food.

Yo mama is so fat that they wrote a book about her called Moby Dick. Yo mama is so fat that they wrote a book about her called Moby Dick.

Yo mama is too fat. She is lying on the beach. People are running around shouting free Willie. Yo, mom is so fat, she's lying on the beach, and people are running around shouting free Willie.

Yo mom is so fat, when you ride on her, your ears will pop out! Yo, when you put your ear on your mother, she got fat!

Yo mama was so fat that she went to a restaurant, looked at the menu and said, "OK!" " Your mother is too fat. She goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says, "OK!" " "

Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say "taxi!" " Yo, mom is so fat. She is wearing a yellow raincoat. People say, "Taxi!" "

Yo mother is too fat, and she has to be baptized in Ocean World. Yo mother is too fat, and she has to be baptized in Ocean World.

Yo, mom is so fat that she has to iron her pants in the driveway. Yo, her mom fattened her pants on the iron driveway.

Yo mama is so fat that she applies lipstick with a roller.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to take off her pants and get into her pocket.

Yo mama was so fat that when she fell on the fourth avenue, she fell on the 12 lane.

Yo mama was so fat that when she bungee jumped, she brought the bridge down.

Yo mama was so fat that the highway patrol asked her to put on "Watch out! Wide turn "Yo, mom's fat highway patrol let her put it on" Pay attention! Wide steering "

Yo mom is so fat, when she sits at home, she sits at home! Your mother is fat when she sits at home.

Yo mama is so fat that when she stands on the weighing scale, it says "Please one at a time".

Yo mama is so fat that I can't hear the stereo when she sits on my face.

Yo mama was so fat that she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama was fat. She fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama is so fat that when she stands on the weighing scale, it says Go on.

Yo mama is so fat that when she stands on the scale, she says we don't do livestock. Yo mama is too fat, and her weighing scale shows that we don't raise livestock like this.

Yo mama is so fat that her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs! Yo, mom is getting fat. Her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo mama is too fat, she has her own area code! Yo, mom is very fat. She has her own area code!

Yo mama is so fat that she slides on the highway. Yo mama is so fat that she slides on the highway.

Yo mama is so fat that her ass looks like two pigs fighting for milk. Yo mama's hip fat looks like two pigs fighting for milk clothes.

Yo mama is so fat that people want to buy food.

Yo mama is so fat that they won't let her on most bridges. Yo, mom is so fat, they won't let her on most bridges.

Yo mama was so fat that police dogs stopped her at the airport because she had 10 pounds of cocaine. Yo mama's fat police dog stopped and there was a ten-pound crack in the airport.

Yo mama is so fat that when she drives on the interstate, she has to stop at the weighing station. Yo mama is so fat that when she is on the interstate, she will stop at the station.

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps from the sky, she will appear on the radar.