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?What are the main topics of the two sessions in 2020?

Proposed the motion of the congress:

1 When some cities are creating civilized cities, some people do bad things and break the law because of their good intentions, but some people want to be civilized in their hearts. But it accidentally broke the law. Some people broke the rules because they didn't understand the local rules. Many people don't know the local rules and violate the law. It's just a slogan, but some people are worried about small things. It cannot be said to be against national regulations.

2 Regarding the creation of civilized cities in some cities, some only have the slogan "Creating a Civilized City", but people will think about the little things in "creating a civilized city" for a long time.

3 Discussion: Many people inadvertently break the law because they do not understand certain rules in the local area. Some people waste food when eating because they are not used to eating. Some people break the law by doing bad things with good intentions.

4 It is said that "the law must not be broken", but many people don't even know some local rules, so how can they not break the law?

5 Regarding traffic, some car owners originally wanted to go straight when they arrived at the intersection. The straight light happened to be on green, but later they found that they were walking in the left turn lane, which was on the left. When the turn light turned red, it changed to the left. Go straight when the green light comes on. You were planning to go straight ahead, but you find that you are in the wrong lane for a left turn. You can only turn left when the red light comes on for a left turn. In this case, it is A good thing, running a red light should result in a lighter punishment.

6 The vehicle owner originally planned to go straight ahead when the light was green, but found that he changed into the wrong lane and turned left when the light was red.

7. In traffic On the other hand, some car owners originally wanted to go straight when they were on the road, and the straight light happened to be green. They originally wanted to go straight forward, but then they found out that they were walking in the left turn lane after walking out. When the red light turns left, turn left instead. If this is the case, it is a good thing. The penalty for running a red light should be reduced.

8 Some car owners originally wanted to go straight ahead, but the light for going straight happened to be on green, but they found that:: they were walking in the left turn lane, and the left turn light came on. If you turn left when the light is red, this is because you changed into the wrong lane and turned into the red light. You should be punished according to the regulations for changing into the wrong lane. You should not deduct 6 points, but should deduct 3 points. , due to changing into the wrong lane.

8.⑵ Some car owners originally wanted to go straight forward, and the light for going straight happened to be on green, but later they discovered that they were in the wrong lane and turned left. When the red light turns on for a left turn, you quickly change to the left. If the car originally continued to go straight in the left turn lane, it should be regarded as a wrong turn and should be regarded as a wrong turn. According to the lane regulations, 3 points should be deducted. Turning left and running a red light should be an act of correcting the direction behind. You should also be punished as if you were in the wrong lane. It should be said that the change to the wrong lane and the red light that I did before were just to correct the direction of walking.

8. ⑶ ③ Some car owners originally wanted to go straight forward, and the light for going straight happened to be on green, but later they discovered that they were in the wrong lane and turned left. When the red light turns on for a left turn, you quickly change to the left. If the car continues to go straight in the left turn lane, then it should be regarded as a wrong turn and should be treated as a wrong turn. According to the lane regulations, 3 points should be deducted. Turning left and running a red light should be an act of correcting the direction behind. You should also be punished as if you were in the wrong lane. It should be said that the change to the wrong lane and the red light that I did before were just to correct the direction of walking. Turning left and running through a red light was only corrected on the spot in order to change to the right lane. Otherwise, if you were going straight but changed to the wrong lane, and you went straight ahead, you would be punished as if you changed to the wrong lane. , if you turn left temporarily, you will be punished as if you ran a red light. The punishment of the two ways of changing the vehicle is not fair. Otherwise, some vehicle owners drive in the wrong lane. If they change the direction, it will be counted as running through the red light, and if they continue to go, they will be counted as not driving in the lane. They originally changed their driving with good intentions, but the punishment becomes more severe. .

⒐ If you ride a two-wheeled bicycle and make a U-turn to the left when (the circular indicator light in that direction turns green), is it considered that you ran a red light on the side?

10 Solve the problem of long queues and long waiting at the toilet door.

11 Solve the problem of leftover food in restaurants. You can divide it out and give it to customers, but you are afraid of waste.

12 Some schools ask teachers to go to the vegetable garden to plant vegetables by themselves and let students come to collect the vegetables.

13 In response to the previous case of "a wild animal bit off the

ceiling chandelier in the underground garage and smashed it into the car", regulations will be established.

14 Regarding commercial and trade issues, commercial shops should originally serve the people; it should be a requirement: to serve the people, it is a service industry, so how to determine what makes money?

15 Some stores that store express packages close very early and people cannot pick up the express packages.

16 In some small cities, it is very inconvenient to buy things. You need to shop online, which affects your eyesight and costs money for transportation.

17 Regarding low carbon "living", the goal of low carbon dioxide can be broadened. You can put some calcium hydroxide solution in the factory to absorb carbon dioxide from the air. In this way, people in the north can In the winter, you can make snowmen as much as you want. In fact, what people mentioned on TV is to use "magnesium water for hydrogen" as fuel.

18. Some cool lime can be placed inside the pond to adjust some heat islands. The lime dissolves in the water and can absorb CO2.

19 Many cities have to put benches in the elevators for people to use. Sit down.

20 Let many cities have temporary hospitals and temporary beds.

21 I hope that some seawater can be transported directly from the Atlantic Ocean to the west. Xinjiang border area,

22 Many reading comprehension questions in Chinese language examinations usually do not test the ability to think and understand. Online shopping requires visual inspection and shipping.

23 When the public security organs execute criminals, they can let the criminals die in a certain round of tests

24 Regarding the merit-based selection of junior high school graduation exams, some students’ The parent's employer moved to a far away place early on. Not only did the employer move far away, but the parent later moved to another employer due to completion of work tasks.

25 Many cities. At the small dining table and during lunch procrastination, you can ask students on campus to remind them after lunch, "I have read at lunch, it's time to study." ”

Edit after 26: When the school enters the student’s student registration number or activities into the order, the student’s name must be entered in a more standardized and accurate manner, and the pinyin of the name must be noted. Harmonize the ordinal number āóěùí, and then press "according to pinyin" to format the order of the students' names, and then press "according to pinyin order" to edit the order of the students' activities. First enter the names correctly and carefully pronounce them. Then arrange the student registration number and activity order in alphabetical order.

27. Some extracurricular interest classes have assigned online game assignments.

28. When testing volleyball and basketball in the high school entrance examination. , students should be kept farther away from each other during the test, and they can also avoid hearing the wrong whistle.

29 Some students apply for ID cards and register for the test after their household registration has been moved to another place. How to fill in the household registration?

30 It is forbidden to set up a horse crossing at the main entrance of the school for students to cross the road.

31 The identity of some students. The date of birth in the ID card number is wrong, and the date of birth cannot be determined based on the date in the candidate's ID card number.

32 Some students who take the exam first transfer their household registration and then apply for the ID card. Do you want to fill in my original address?

33 For students who were born in a famous historical and cultural city, the household registration address on the ID card can be written in a famous historical city.

34. The birthday on the card is the lunar birthday, and the date of issue cannot be based on the ID number.

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35 Some businesses require customers’ phone numbers, but the phone number written down by some customers is a watch number.

36 makes the city in the north of Jiangsu and Anhui the largest transportation transfer station.

37 feels that the flushing toilets and squatting pits where the users leave are a waste of water.

38 The date of some students’ ID numbers is based on the lunar calendar or is written incorrectly. You cannot tell your age based on the date of birth on your ID card, nor can you queue up based on the date on the ID card. The queue cannot be arranged according to the mixed `date` of the lunar and solar calendars.

39 When editing the students’ student registration numbers and then editing the activity numbers, first enter the students’ names accurately, and then sort the numbers according to the first letter of the pinyin of the name, (Scheduling Exam number and then compile the exam serial number) and then arrange the number.

40Every express delivery store is equipped with a refrigerator.

41 Some minors play games online to practice in order to win the game. Another school teacher has the same birthday as the twins

We should dare to 1. Dare to overthrow:: In the city, because of the need to strengthen the construction of the rule of law and strive for the rule of law by the people, the city strictly sends out persuasive personnel to inspect traffic behavior. ", strictly manage and punish vehicles, and conscientiously persuade citizens to behave accordingly", because some people are tourists from other provinces and violate the regulations because they do not understand some local traffic regulations. This is a violation of the local city's traffic regulations and cannot be said to be a violation of the national The traffic laws are stipulated. It cannot be said that the citizens are uncivilized and need to be persuaded because they do not abide by the laws in their hearts. What is violated can only be said to be local traffic regulations, not the National Traffic Law.

2. Dare to overturn: "Violation of traffic regulations will be exposed even if it is a bad behavior. The idea of ??"serious punishment" is because: For example, some news reports say that "some vehicles drive in the opposite direction on a one-way street because they do not understand the traffic rules of other places" and "some vehicles follow because they are blocked by a large truck in front of them or because of intersections." "They turned into the wrong lane and ran a red light in order to adjust their direction." Why should they be exposed? They are considered uncivilized and do not follow the laws of the country, and they are sent to persuade them to improve their literacy. It should also be said that it is against local rules.

3 Dare to overthrow the idea that "doing business and selling goods in the market is to make money" because the purpose of doing business is to "serve the people" as Lei Feng said. .

4. When it was our turn to face the high school entrance examination in the third grade of junior high school, the Ministry of Education suddenly said that it would implement some procedures to "increase after-school services", "not allow students to play more online" and "next step". The total score of 5 subjects in the high school entrance examination will be calculated as 100 points." If we say this, we will refute and overthrow some of these theories. We must be brave and proactive to say: "Why is the previous high school entrance examination score calculation system like this? The country was grandly overthrown by the Ministry of Education and was wiped out by it. After finishing the high school entrance examination, this class of students will, really, never be able to repeat their studies in the future. "What about after-school services after school?" `, it is prepared for our students in the third grade of junior high school, and is reserved for the third graders of junior high school who are about to take the high school entrance examination. Sometimes it also takes up the time of the next year’s students to attend cram schools after school.” “How do you say that it is forbidden for students to play games online, and it is not allowed to play a chess game that tests their brain power online? ”

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Dear Mom and Dad:

All the teachings you gave me are useful to me, even some of the rewards you gave us, whether they were given for free by mistake or Whatever is really given to us, we should be rewarded for it. Some things, whether they are useful or useless, or are forbidden to us, are very good to me because of some of my mistakes. , or accidental mistakes, and the punishment I accepted is to let us know what should be done, and what things should not be done even if it is an accidental mistake. Let us deeply understand that you have given me That conscience that makes me better. The help you gave me in the past made me deeply understand the care my parents gave me, which I will never forget. When you get older, I will definitely thank you for what you have done for me before - repay you with kindness, because you are: my first teacher from the moment I was born. "Be filial to your relatives, respect your teachers, and be kind to others"

I would like to give you a famous short verse from an ancient poem "The Turtle Lives Longevity" written by Cao Cao: "In the period of growth and shrinkage, not only in heaven, but also in nourishing happiness "If you are lucky, you will have eternal life." This is a short sentence that has been passed down through the ages about "human life."

Ba Jin (a famous cross-century old man writer in the 20th century) once wrote in an envelope: "People live not to live for a hundred years, but to make their lives blossom and bear fruit, and to bloom more wonderfully" tomorrow It happens to be |||your mother|||birthday, mother's birthday

repay in return

Thank you! grateful!

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