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Ambiguous sentence

I am very sorry to tell you that at the moment you received this message, you have been poisoned by the most terrible poison on earth! I visited all the planets in the galaxy, and no one can solve them! The only way to detoxify is: if you miss me!

Do you know how to write Tian Zi? If you take it apart, it is two people. My world can only hold you, and only with you around can I hold up a sky. If you leave, my sky will fall.

Third, you think I should, you should miss me more, because you stole my heart!

Four, don't you bully him! I am the only one in the world!

Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you.

6. Naturally, obvious hunger brings abandonment and produces.

Seven, without you, I will go crazy!

Before, please double-check whether she is the cup of tea you want.

Nine, you are my only one!

10. All love messages from unknown sources will be deleted and no reply will be given. More than 80% may be the temptation of girlfriends.

Eleven, don't fascinate me with gentle calls, don't let me move with Tingting's beautiful image, and don't let me suffer with affectionate eyes.

Twelve, the ancient road west wind thin horse, the sun sets, heartbroken people are waiting for your call!

Thirteen, the best things in the world should belong to me, including you!

I don't want an afterlife, otherwise I won't have the courage to make mistakes on you in my life.

I can't see your eyes, and my mood is uncertain. Without your bright eyes, I will wither; If there is no beautiful picture of you smiling at me, I will fall. Dear, you are my eternal attachment.

Sixteen, alone and lonely as a companion, heart and tears drifting, weaving colorful dreams blankly; Inadvertent encounter, let us embrace sincerely, I want to carve a smile into your sky!

It's very kind of you. I don't want you to go back to someone else's house.

18. Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid, and he will tell you for me. My heart likes you, my heart cares about you, and my heart waits for you.

Nineteen, a man rode a bicycle and ran into a traffic policeman at a fork in the road. The traffic police shouted at him: good hand. The man replied happily: comrades have worked hard!

Twenty, I love you, but I dare not say, I am afraid that I will die; I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid that no one will love you so much after I die.

Twenty-one, when you left me silently, I was in pain. I don't know what to do. I hate myself when I watch your back leave. I got up early and caught the bus. It's all my fault.

22. The person I love has been taken away, and the person who loves me is terrible, either degenerating in debauchery or perverting in silence. Dedicated to Valentine's Day!

You are not allowed to marry anyone else in your next life. I will make a reservation first.

It is not advisable to send more than ten short messages to the same person every day.

I don't care about your past.

Where there is sunshine, there is my smile, and where there are stars, there are my eyes. Because-where you are, my heart is there!

Twenty-seven, it is said that meteors are responsive! I am willing to wait under the starry sky until a star is touched by me. Break the silence of the night sky for me. Then let it plant my blessing. Fall on your sleeping pillow, wish: sweet dreams! Good things happen again and again!

Twenty-eight, love you for ten thousand years, exaggerated! Love you for five thousand years, hopeless! Love you for a thousand years, ridiculous! Love you for a hundred years, too long! Love you for seventy years, as long as I am healthy, it is my strength!

Twenty-nine, become a leader quickly, I'm waiting for you to put me in the hidden rules.

The feeling of love is like a spring. A sharp knife is difficult to cut. No matter how hard I try, I can't erase the beautiful picture with a smile on my lips from my heart.

Express vague mood phrases

My love, you are my oxygen. Although you are not with me, you still occupy every inch of space around me and love you forever!

2. Distant dreams light a lamp and listen to my wishes. I hope there will be no scars in your life. I hope you have a safe journey. I hope all the good things will fill your dreams, and I wish you a good dream tonight!

Third, I want to be your left hand, not your right hand, because I wipe your sweat when you are tired; I am afraid that when you write, your hands will tremble with my heart!

Fourth, loving you is so inexplicable and so unrelenting. I know I won't be the only one in your life, but you are the love of my life!

I know that in your heart, I am nothing, but in my heart, you are like that night, the moon with stars is the most beautiful, and I am the star, always accompanying you!

6. The phone makes me breathe, and the text message makes my heart soft. I will always cook for you and accompany you shopping until my legs are short. So what am I trying to do? You take over the rest of your life.

7. Ambiguity means that whenever he mentions his other half, you will shoot an arrow through your heart.

Eight, why, I can't feel my love for you. Why, without you, I would lose my way. Everything is just my wishful thinking.

The most unforgettable thing is your smile. When it blooms on your face, I feel like a spring breeze, which warms and melts my heart.

Ten, I would like to turn into a wintersweet, fragrance wrapped around you, I would like to turn into a beam of sunshine, bright reflection of happiness to make you laugh, I would like to turn into a flying snowflake, romantic against the beautiful scenery, I would like to turn into a bright moon, and my lover weave a happy dream until I am old. 13 14, love you forever!

I will plant a rose for you, cultivate it carefully, water it with true love, and give it to you at the most gorgeous time, representing my deep love and telling my regretless wish. I am willing to join hands with you in this life, and accompany you in the sea. 13 14, I love you all my life, and send you a loving flower, which will make you as beautiful as a flower!

I don't know how you are today, but my situation is not good. I just feel that you have been buzzing, left and right, in my mind. Do you miss me?

Thirteen, I can feel your heartache. You have unspeakable helplessness, but you show indifference. The more you do this, the worse I feel.

Fourteen, give love a face that is not old, so that love will remain unchanged for life; Give love a vow without regret, so that everyone who once loved each other misses each other; Give love a vast blue sky and let true love fill the world.

Fifteen, I have a terminal illness: I can only see your figure in my eyes; Ears can only hear your voice; Memories are about you; My heart is full of your name.

Sixteen, in such a beautiful season of heartbreak, are you also on the other side of the distance, raising worrying sails, shedding tears of acacia, surging the expectation of returning to the dock, and shaking the oars of our interdependent love and affection? 13 14. Love you all your life.

Seventeen, I would like to be a tree and stand on the road you must pass. I would like to be a cloud to shelter you from the wind and rain. I want to make an umbrella to resist the storm. This is love.

18. If wind and rain make us less romantic, don't be disappointed. We can still walk hand in hand and feel romantic.

Nineteen, the weather has changed, and my love for you will never change; There are many changes in the land, and my feelings for you will never change; The moon is full and sunny, and my heart for you will never change; Flowers bloom and fall, but I just want to love you, past lives. Love you in my heart, hold you in my arms, and wish to grow old with you!

I found you in the crowd at a glance. I dare not say that you are the most beautiful among them, but I dare say that you are the best among them.

If I were a billionaire, I would buy all the roses in the world for you. Am I rich? No, so I can only give my heart.

Twenty-two, without you, the wind's face becomes ferocious. I tossed and turned on the pillow of the years, weaving my thoughts into a string. My love! Do you hear the greetings from the clouds?

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you don't know that I love you.

Twenty-four, I ignored the time because I was waiting for you to appear; I ignored the distance, because I was waiting for you to appear; I ignore language because I think about you all the time. Honey, I miss you.

Twenty-five, in addition to love, we have nothing, come empty-handed, wave home, cross the mountains and cross the water, no one may need to advance and retreat together in the water, never forget, rest assured to go home. It's not nothing. Who did you love deeply?

Ambiguous sentence expression only applies to ambiguous sentences and phrases of couples!

1. When in love, men compare women to things related to the sky, such as stars, birds and angels. When they are in love, men take the sky for themselves and put the women they loved back on the ground.

Second, don't worry about what day it is, and don't consider how to call our relationship. Anyway, every day, I will miss you a little, past, present and future.

Third, you are a plum blossom, and the fragrance is the only one; You are chrysanthemum, fresh and natural, with dark fragrance and sleeves; You are a lily, and the faint bloom is exciting; You are a wonderful flower in my heart, and you will never let go.

I hope all the girls in the world will become you, so I don't have to look for you everywhere when I miss you: I'm afraid all the girls in the world will become you, so I won't worry about you anywhere! No matter the ends of the earth, spring, summer, autumn and winter, I miss you every day!

5. What are the meanings of warm sunshine, lush grass and nature? Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? Only because of you, the world is so beautiful, in order to decorate you more beautifully.

Six, there is a kind of tears called hard to give up, there is a kind of gaze called unforgettable, there is a kind of affection called heartbreak, there is a kind of concern called wandering under the moon, there is a kind of acacia called longing for love, and there is a name I love you for a long time!

After 70 or 50 years, if there is still the word persistence in the world, I hope it belongs to me; Fifty years later, if there is still the word moved in the world, I hope it belongs to you.

Maybe it is wrong to love you, but I don't regret falling in love with you. I hope I can meet you again in my next life! Because I love you, I have no regrets. I am willing to stay with you forever and love you with my life!

I am the water in this life, and you are the tea in previous lives. Soak a cup of tea in the past life with the water in this life. In the transparent porcelain cup, what is precipitated is the love of past lives, and what is boiling is the love of this life. This taste is called fate.

Ten, you said that the meteor is the fireworks that you miss for me on the river bank of your hometown, I said that the wind is the sob that I confided to you on the other side, and I said that the vast white clouds are the hardships and hardships that I struggled for you in a foreign land!

I love holding your little hand, I love holding your soft body, I love your bright eyes when you are naughty, I love your pouting lips when you are coquetry, and I love your arrogant expression when you are unreasonable.

You should take good care of yourself from now on. Although you are not mine now, your future is mine. Don't forget our agreement: grow old with me!

Thirteen, the road is step by step. Love is bought bit by bit. Life is like this, page by page, really live! I cherish my life and cherish you more!

Catch a butterfly and give it to you. May you have happy wings; Bring you a breeze, may you feel better; Pick a grass for you. May you be extremely strong; Send you a short message and wish you a happy day!

Fifteen, in the quiet night, thinking about you alone has become my most secret happiness. I dreamed of you several times. I was too greedy to get up and indulge myself to possess your tenderness.

Sixteen, everything is over before it starts, and we feel the impermanence of life in the passage of time. In the night of missing, I often touch your name and cry. Are you okay in another country?

Seventeen, as long as I see you, my heart is full of joy; Just hearing your voice is like taking a sip of sweet spring; As long as I think of you, I will have infinite power. As long as you are happy, I will bless you in the distance.

Pick a white cloud for you and a star for you. I don't want to do this. What am I willing to do? Rub your shoulders when you are tired; If you are tired, call it hot water to wash your feet. Your comfortable expression is the honey in my heart.

Nineteen, meet for the first time, you are my unforgettable thoughts; Fate played a joke, and you and I passed by. Even if there is no fate, I am still your loyal friend. I sincerely wish you happiness!

Twenty, I am afraid of getting an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I would cut off the power. Love you is my profession, miss you is my profession, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

Twenty-one, in my mind, I asked Hongyan about the moon and the spring breeze a million times. I hope Hongyan will bring my attachment to you; May the bright moon bring you my greetings; May the spring breeze convey my regards to you!

22. I am still suffering from expectation, and I still miss you in my heart. Your face appears in front of me again and again, still so kind and beautiful, but you can't get close, just like the stars in the sky.

Twenty-three, looking at the roses all over the street, I think of you; I think of you with bitter chocolate; Opening a Valentine's Day card whose signature is not yours reminds me of you. I really want to ask you gently, how are you?

Twenty-four, wholeheartedly, infatuated with you; Single-minded, just for dependence; Sincerely, fall in love; Sincerely, I won't lie to you; Do your best and never give up; Give my heart, I will be with you in this life, and I only love you in this life!

Twenty-five, I really want to be a pillow in your arms and enjoy your tenderness; I really want to become the air in your room and be sucked back and forth by you; I really want to be your pocket watch and feel your heartbeat; I missed this message and stored it in your mobile phone.

I can't eat in the morning because I miss you. I can't eat at noon because I miss you more; I can't eat at night because I miss you crazily; I can't sleep at night because I still miss you!

I love you very much! Although you can't feel my sincerity, in my heart, you will always be the only lover! I learned to forget myself, but I can't forget you.

Baby, I don't know how to express my love. Every time I meet you, it's God's arrangement. I sent you a short message. My ears are hot, my heart is beating, and I am wandering in my thoughts. I wish you will always be a happy angel!

Ambiguous sentence

1, I will miss you because I have to break up with you every night.

Leave me the money and I'll help you spend it like a wife.

I haven't seen you for several days. Listen, I think you want to lose weight.

It is ambiguous to say that he is not your lover, but it seems that he cares about you and knows you better than your lover.

If you are the only one in the world, I will definitely choose you. If you are not the only one in the world, I will definitely consider you because I like you.

Why don't you go back and cook? I won't be back until later.

7. Vaguely, you will knit him a scarf, but no one will do it.

8. Your name happened to appear on draft paper full of formulas.

9, ambiguous, often bitter confession without confession. You are afraid that after confession, you won't get a lover, but you will lose a close friend.

10, I love your cruelty of not explaining or confessing, your temptation of being scared, and your indifference of not taking the initiative and not refusing.

1 1, ambiguous, with further impulse, but no further courage.

12, ambiguity is when someone asks you if you are in love, but you are tongue-tied.

13, I'll wait for your wolf not at home, otherwise, you will be afraid to see me.

14, ambiguous, closer than a good friend, but farther than a lover.

15, ambiguous is that you will often wait for him online in qq. When he is not online for a few days, you will be a little worried.

16, be a leader quickly. I'm waiting for you to tell me my hidden rules.

17, ambiguity means that when you have a cold, an ordinary friend will call you at night to remind you to take medicine and tell you to go to bed early.

18, ambiguity is that although he is not your lover, he will tell you: you are very important to me.

19, ambiguity is to escape the guilt of betrayal.

20, ambiguous, understand that there are too many helplessness in life, but there are too many restrictions in reality. You know it's impossible, but you can't let go.

2 1, you are the most beautiful scenery I have ever seen.

22. I will wait for you to become a fox until the flowers fade.

23. If you stay with me, I won't sleep. If you want to sleep, let's go to sleep together.

24. Ambiguity is a feeling. However, this feeling is not enough for you to develop a formal relationship.

Ambiguity means that whenever he mentions his other half, you will shoot an arrow through your heart.

26, ambiguous, at the same time, ups and downs. Often never started, it has made people uneasy and suffered losses.

27. Ambiguity means that when others think you are having an affair, you will be complacent.

28. When you are ambiguous, you will go to his blog from time to time to see if there are any updates; And you will pay attention to between the lines, whether he has any hints for you.

29. When I saw you, I began to feel sorry, because my wife had only one establishment.

30. You are not allowed to marry the victim in your next life. I made a reservation first.

3 1, I have surrendered to you unconditionally, and you can sign a love contract.