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How about the civil service, Zhihu?

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October when I was twenty-five. I'm very busy in a court in a first-tier city in Guangdong, in front of a judge's assistant. According to my wife's diary, it's really not modest to get up in a rented room in the dark in the morning. It's a 34-square-meter husband's room, with the living room window facing the patio and the bedroom window blocked by the next building. It costs me 1,5 a month. You don't have to walk to the unit because you are close. At about 8:3, open the case file non-stop and hand over all kinds of subpoena notification documents to the filing court; Post an announcement on the bulletin board; Filing last month's files (money will be deducted for late filing-I was deducted more than 8 yuan once); Take a break at noon; In the afternoon, I wrote a judgment for the judge. The judge I followed was a descendant of an uneducated veteran cadre (there were a lot of these goods before the implementation of the public examination). I didn't understand wool, and I often used sarcasm, saying, "Why haven't I finished writing after graduating from a prestigious school", "What's the big deal" and "I'm not a clerk yet"; I didn't drink water until 16:. No wonder I'm a little thirsty. I'll drink it after writing this article. The judge said that she couldn't attend to the organization of pre-trial cross-examination, so you should go at once, and the two parties were quarreling as a bee; At 18:, the ordered takeaway was delivered, and it was quickly eaten, and the judgment was continued; At 19:3, I told the judge, the president and vice president, that I was going to look at the house, and then I ended my overtime work early. Some time ago, one day, neither too hot nor too cold, the teacher elder sister (unmarried wife) said seriously: I want to be a mother; Me: Elder sister, have you omitted some necessary procedures? She: So let's start looking at the house. The two of us took a taxi to a real estate in the central area, and there were not many people looking at the building. The original average price was 19,, which was really expensive. They were all large-sized units, and the more we looked at them, the more we liked them. Finally, I have to admit that I can't afford it. Then I went to a real estate that was recommended by the intermediary. The slogan of the sales office was "Comfort is not expensive", and the average price was more than 9, yuan. However, the traffic was not very convenient, and there was an open space next to the real estate with weeds. Tired, I went back to the rental house, drank milk and ate fruit, watched two episodes of the old Hong Kong drama "Chasing after the World", and then went to bed. Thirty-five-year-old October: I worked as a deputy director in a small office in a unit directly under the city (after that, I became a judge, selected to the general office, and transferred to the unit). Don't mention irrelevant things. This is a brief summary of the whole day's work yesterday (October 25)-about 8:2, I arrived at the company by subway, turned on the intranet machine, and there were 47 unfinished items; Our office is in charge of examination and approval, and seven documents are going to pass through my node today. I began to check and check the materials one by one, marked "intended to agree" on OA, and sent them to the leaders for review; Then I went to the district to check the progress of supervision. I wanted to call names, but I silently said "pay attention to quality". I only made a few improvement requirements and went to two places. Because it was not my first time, I finished it relatively quickly, and I caught up with the lunch in the canteen of the compound at noon. There are not enough people in our office, and the two comrades who are directly with us are researchers who have changed jobs. I am thirty-five, and these two are forty-seven and fifty-one. I usually don't talk hard to them, and the arrangement work is very pleasant. If I do something wrong, it won't happen again. These two guys are very hard-working and hard-working. The only regret is that neither of them can write materials, so I started writing a material on the morning of the 24th. I haven't finished it yet, and neither of them can help. In the afternoon, first, the Deputy Secretary-General convened a coordination meeting on major projects. I went there and listened all the time. Finally, I made a statement according to the policy explained by the leaders. The lines were: actively cooperate, ensure the completion, and have begun preparations. I've been in charge of reviewing contracts since I was transferred here, and I can't hide from this job responsibility anywhere. I've reviewed four contracts. Four telephone calls were received in the middle, which instructed the three units on how to promote relevant work. I changed six replies and other official documents. There was a girl who was a novice, and I had to make a big change in everything she did (it might be more appropriate to call it re-creation). Yesterday, there was an article that changed every paragraph except the title. Then finally have time to write materials, code word code word, I feel quite satisfied. I almost finished writing at 18:, and someone from the office of the unit came to talk about promoting poverty alleviation. I quickly said whether it was good or not, sent it out of the door, and wrote for another half an hour, which was basically completed. Turn off the phone, take the bag and leave. There is no extra action. My family is still waiting for me to have dinner. At this time, the 51-year-old eldest brother hasn't left yet, and he is humming a song while sorting out the materials studied by the director's office. I'm still quite confident that I will still be a good young man (good middle-aged) who will follow all the good practices, not cut corners, study hard, do things in a down-to-earth manner, and not make buck passing as the standard. Arrived around 19: 3. After dinner, I put my clothes in the washing machine and went out to buy breakfast for tomorrow (the invited aunt only cooked lunch and dinner). My wife was very careful to help the children with their homework. She kept me out of it. The reason is that my teaching level is low. I said I was an excellent lecturer in law popularization in the city, and she said it was because others performed worse. What you said was so reasonable that I was speechless. Stretch your neck to make your cervical spine comfortable and lean against a hard pad to make your waist comfortable. In line with the principle that "women should pamper themselves and men should not abuse themselves", drink a box of yogurt and eat an apple. The phone brushed Zhihu. I took a shower with my son, talking and laughing. He told a joke. I remembered it this morning and smiled again. I cleaned it up and sent it to bed. My wife was brushing Taobao, and I watched Crosstalk with a flat screen. I laughed and got punched. I cann't believe I dreamed about checking the supervisor. I don't know if the critic didn't criticize in time and caused psychological shadow.