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Humorous discourse about proverbs and idioms, modern advertising language or homophonic words.

As the saying goes:

If you don't compare, you are kept in the dark; Once you do this, you will be surprised.

Don't cry until you reach the coffin-don't stop until you fail irreversibly.

Don't disperse the eagle until you see the rabbit.

Don't burn incense until you see the real Buddha.

Don't enter the gate, don't obey the discipline.

I'm afraid it's not good if I'm not afraid of it.

Not afraid of disrespect, but afraid of dishonesty.

Be prepared for one in a million risks; One should not be caught off guard by the worst; Be prepared for all possible things.

Not afraid of thieves stealing, but afraid of thieves worrying.

I don't want to be born on the same day, I just want to die on the same day.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained-nothing ventured, nothing gained; He who wants to look for pearls must dive underwater.

Beyond the material attraction of the world

Not a fuel-efficient lamp

Either the fish is dead or the net is broken.

Enemies or lovers are destined to meet.

Even if you die, you will be skinned.

If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer.

I don't know my parents' grace if I don't raise children

No worries

I don't know which kang is hot

I wonder which cloud is raining.

I don't know how high the sky is and how deep the ground is-I don't know my limitations.

Don't shit to occupy the pit.

Don't hit the south wall, don't look back

Flies don't bite eggs that haven't been sewn.

Next to diligence and not laziness.

Don't gossip in front of dwarfs.

Press the gourd to lift the ladle.

Please don't go with the big sedan chair.

Not even the first eight strokes of Chinese characters have been recorded-things have not even begun to take shape.

Rooted hair is thicker than the waist.

White as a human skin.

Half a catty to eight liang.

become a monk/nun late in life

The well-fed do not know the suffering of the hungry.

As heavy as your back.

I was sold and helped count the money.

Stupid birds fly first.

My nose is crooked.

This is harder than going to heaven.

It's not that you can't reach the people above, but that you are higher than the people below; Not up to the best, but better than the worst-medium; Passed by; Tolerable; ordinary

Breathe more than the dead.

Cheap goods are not good, and good goods are not cheap.

Others lead the donkey, and you pull the nail.

The defeated army collapsed like a landslide.

"Xiao Er" is in charge of "Wang Da"

Take appropriate measures according to the needs of the situation.

It takes more than one cold day for rivers to freeze-it takes time for things to develop and take shape; Trouble is deep-rooted; Rome was not built in a day.

Illness comes from the mouth, and disaster comes from the mouth-illness comes from eating, and disaster comes from the mouth; Watch your words and deeds.

People who are dying will turn to any doctor in despair-desperate people will try anything.

Next to diligence and not laziness.

Don't gossip in front of dwarfs.

Press the gourd to lift the ladle.

Please don't go with the big sedan chair.

Not even the first eight strokes of Chinese characters have been recorded-things have not even begun to take shape.

Rooted hair is thicker than the waist.

White as a human skin.

Half a catty to eight liang.

become a monk/nun late in life

The well-fed do not know the suffering of the hungry.

As heavy as your back.

I was sold and helped count the money.

If you don't eat Rhizoma Coptidis, I don't know why you complain.

Don't steam steamed bread for breath.

Not eating mutton makes you feel ashamed.

There is no discord.

Don't fight uncertain battles.

Don't fight an unprepared war.

The person in charge knows the responsibility

Don't stop until you reach the Yellow River.

Easier than blowing off dust-effortless.

Indiscriminate right and wrong

Stuffing is not enough.

reckless

Worried that I won't get old.

Robbing Peter to pay Paul-a stopgap measure; Rob Peter to pay Paul

Often scold not surprised, often fight not afraid.

People often say that a smooth mouth is not stupid.

I often stand by the river. Where can I get my shoes wet?

Feed on the strength of others and despise the power of others.

It's better to sigh slowly.

Long-term addition of rushes is full of oil.

Go against (sb.)

If a person's relatives or friends have status and power, he may be recommended and placed in an important position.

Everyone eats fried beans, only one person in the wok.

When a carriage came to a mountain.

talk nonsense

Chen Xiaomi and Chen Sesame —— A trite topic

Support the brave and starve the timid.

Men must choose between progress and comfort.

Can't help accomplish anything, but it's easy to destroy everything.

Winners are princes, losers are thieves.

Weighing a beam is inseparable from weighing thallium.

The scale has a high head and a low head.

Thallium is called a very small weight.

Be agitated by overeating-do something stupid or meaningless.

Eating steamed bread chewed by others is not fragrant.

Bear all the consequences

Take the wrong rat poison

Take reassurance pills

I want to eat to death, but I'm afraid of working to death.

A thankless task

Eat leopard gall

Take mixed drugs

Took the gun medicine.

Eating people without spitting bones is extremely cruel to people.

Eating other people's food and shit.

Eat someone's mouth short and hold someone's hand.

Eat other people's food and mind other people's business.

When you try to argue and protect your rights, you can ask for forgiveness, but don't give in

Being cheated but unable to speak.

Eating what's in the bowl and looking at what's in the pot.

Let me tell you the truth.

The ugly daughter-in-law will meet her in-laws sooner or later.

The first day of the first lunar month, the fifteenth and eleventh lunar months.

How much you sweat and eat.

Monks don't talk at home.

Only when you come out of the water can you see mud on your legs.

Early fruits rot first.

Wear new shoes and take the old road

Wear the same pair of pants-unite

Let‘s cross the bridge when we come to it.

The boatman's children will float.

First, enough paper is broken.

Foam at the mouth and glare.

There is no silver here for 320. -Clumsy denial leads to self-exposure.

No words are needed now.

This is one situation, that is another situation-with the passage of time, the situation has changed; The present situation is different from the past; Times have changed; Different times need different actions.

Smart all your life, but stupid this time; Usually smart, but this time he is a fool; A lifetime of cleverness will be interrupted by a moment of stupidity.

Climb up from the tip of a knife

From divorcing my mother to becoming a liar.

You can't hit a fox to make you coquettish.

You can't beat a wolf or a dog.

The woodcutter can't go with the shepherd.

Downward is better than downward.

I can't even find lanterns.

Knock out the front teeth and swallow them into your stomach.

It depends on the owner to beat the dog.

If you don't hit the tiger, you will be hurt by the tiger.

When the man with the bottle drinks, ask him for money.

Speak freely and clearly.

lay/put one's cards on the table

Break the clay pot and make the crack reach the bottom-stick to it.

While the iron is hot, you need to be hard.

(feudal times) drumming before the judge retired.

Beat the blind and scold the dumb.

Give a sweet jujube a slap.

Slap someone's face until it swells up and looks imposing-self-expanding.

I can't find it with lanterns.

daydream

Dream in broad daylight

dredge for a needle in the sea

The road faces the sky, so walk halfway.

If the main door doesn't go out, the second door won't go out.

Survived a death in a catastrophe.

Turn big troubles into small troubles and turn small troubles into nothing; Minimization problem

Trees provide good shade-an influential person provides protection/help for his relatives.

Look at each other helplessly

Guan Yu, the general of the Three Kingdoms, lost Jingzhou-suffered great setbacks due to negligence.

A great man knows when to give in and when to persist.

A timid general should not do this.

Local ginger is not spicy.

Listen to what you hear.

Face to face drums and gongs

Face to face and behind-be a two-faced person

Don't gossip in front of men.

Knife rest neck

A sharp knife is not afraid of a thick neck

Although the sword and gun medicine is good, it is too high to break the hand.

There is a knife in the mouth and a bean in the heart.

When and what to say?

Cheap and lovely

Be reasonable and don't let people

Come on, tell me what you want.

Leave room for manoeuvre

Look down.

The foundation lies in competition, and the key lies in people's efforts.

I didn't know the price of oil when I lit the candle.

When mom and dad get married, everyone cares about each other.

Nails are nails, tenons are tenons-be careful; Very accurate/precise

Ten miles away, the wind blows hard.

Put the meat in your mouth and wait for the fish in the river.

There is a hammer in the east and a stick in the west.

I can't read at all.

The beans fell into the ash pile.

Bean Fu Yifang is carrying a pole.

I have a stomachache and hate the kitchen god.

Carry someone else's bowl and be responsible for it yourself.

kite with its string broken

Focus on the fact/truth, not someone-business is business.

The less trouble.

You can hide from the first day, but you can't hide from the fifteenth.

Jump into the river in the rain

Before the victim was prosecuted, the villain sued the victim.

Children don't think their mothers are ugly, and dogs don't think their families are poor.

Children's growth does not depend on their parents.

The relationship between men and women is continuous, and generosity is oppressive.

What you hear may be false, but what you see is true; Seeing is believing

Half-split

Turn against a friend

Behave in the opposite direction

To fabricate a false counterclaim against the plaintiff

The prescription is true, but the medicine is fake.

Open the door of the roof and dig a well in the kitchen pit.

Guard against gentlemen, not against villains.

Doing long-term things, although not immediate, will gain greater benefits in the future.

Heel fart.

Fat and thin yiguozhu

Fertile water can only be used to fertilize one's own land, and it can't be discharged into other people's land-the benefits can only be shared by one's family.

Do hard but thankless work

It takes a lot of effort.

Come in the wind and rain-complete the task regardless of difficulties and obstacles

When the Buddha lit a wick, people scrambled to breathe.

It never rains but it pours.

You should eat nine liters instead of a bucket.

Empty promises will not be implemented and will not bring benefits to people.

Doing it early is better than doing it skillfully.

I can't help working, but I'm exhausted and useless.

Sugarcane is not as sweet as both ends-you can't have your cake and eat it.

Push sb. Do sth. Far beyond their ability.

Catch early, not late.

Anger, but don't say it.

Just out of the wolf's den, and into the tiger's mouth.

Arms are no match for thighs-the weak can't compete with the strong.

Twist your elbow outward.

Wall has ears.

Being engaged in different occupations/industries is like being separated by mountains-people know little about other industries except their own.

Punish the wrongdoer and the wrongdoer.

Everyone's dream is round.

Use a stick as a needle.

Be ashamed to face it

Continuous efforts are bound to succeed

It's better to obey someone than to refuse respectfully-it's better to do what someone asks rather than stick to formalities.

Fair or not, God knows.

Hens crow in the rooster lay eggs.

Everyone says he is right; Both sides claimed that they were right; Both sides have a lot to say.

A leopard cannot change his spots.

A dog looks down on people-snobbish as hell.

Look not for musk in dog's kennel.

Dogs have drooping tongues and chickens have dry feet.

Look ahead and look back-focus on the present and leave it to the future

false advertising

The official is not big, and there are not many people at present.

The official ship leaks, and the official horse is thin.

Make a wish without burning incense.

Be possessed/possessed

be seemingly slow-witted but really wise

Big pot and accurate spoon

The child is crying. Give it to his mother.

A person should not intentionally hurt others, nor should he forget to guard against the harm that others may do to him.

Sweat fell to the ground and eight petals fell.

A good meal is not afraid of being late

Use the best steel on the blade-use someone or something where it is most needed.

A wise man won't fight under unfavorable circumstances.

A real hero never mentions his past glory.

Being together is better than being apart.

A good tiger cannot control a pack of wolves.

Good words don't betray others, and bad words don't betray others.

Don't say good things twice.

Say all good things and do all bad things; Despite good words, you will do whatever it takes.

Pay attention to the timely return of borrowed things; Timely repayment makes it easier to borrow money

A good horse never looks back to eat grass-a real man never looks back.

Good cats don't bark, good dogs don't jump.

A good man is hard to do, but a white cloth is hard to wear.

Good people died at the hands of witnesses.

Good things don't carry others, and it's not good to carry others.

There are only three good things.

It is better to live a miserable life than to die comfortably.

Curious people never get lost.

Good intentions are not rewarded.

Monks don't know scholars

It is easy to be a monk, but it is more difficult to be five monks.

There are no more filial sons.

grin from ear to ear

This river is very expensive without fish and shrimp.

The black dog stole the oil and hit the white dog on the head.

I hope there is a crack in the ground.

Regret that one's descendants failed to live up to one's expectations.

Across the grass, but

look for a flaw which doesn’t exist

Never possible.

The latecomers surpassed the pioneers.

Long eyes in the back of the head

Confused temple, confused God

Confused temple, confused god

Even a fierce tiger doesn't eat its cubs ― nobody.

The tiger left the mountain and was bullied by the dog.

Spend money on sin

Nonsense is easy, but it takes a lot of effort to get it.

Instead of imitating home, it is neither fish nor fowl.

After three months, the worm has long legs.

old wine in a new bottle―the same old stuff with a new label

Cucumber vegetables are cold.

The emperor won't let patients

The emperor takes turns sitting and will come to my house next year.

The emperor's daughter is not worried about marriage.

Will you be busy? No.

It won't be difficult, it won't be difficult.

Rather than listen, say it.

Keep what you can say from both ends and pass what you can't say from both ends.

You can talk about yourself, but not about others.

Living people can't suffocate urine.

blow a fuse

Don't worry about burning your eyebrows

Burn your eyebrows in front of your eyes

Goods are better than people, and people die.

The goods sell for a piece of leather.

When a person is hungry, he eats whatever he has; When a person is cold, he wears whatever he has.

Find fault in the egg-look for nonexistent/nonexistent flaws

Too many hens can't lay eggs.

The hen flew away and the eggs in the coop were broken ― everything was lost.

Chicken flies dog jumps over the wall.

The cock crows in the morning and evening, and shines together at dawn.

trivial matter

The chicken nest flies out of the phoenix

Heaven is on the side of good people.

Plans don't change that fast.

Remember to eat but don't fight.

Don't wash your dirty clothes in public

Home flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers.

Every family has some troubles.

There are two barrels of grain at home, so it's not king of the children.

Convey false imperial edicts-convey false orders

Follow the man you marry, whether he is a poultry or a dog; No matter what her husband's fate is, women will follow him.

Take advantage of loopholes

People who have seen ghosts are afraid of the dark.

I am thirsty at the sight of water and hungry at the sight of rice.

Ginger is more spicy.

A leopard cannot change his spots.

Live on the tip of a knife

Step on two boats-step on two boats.

I can't open the lid.

It is best for the actor to undo what he has done.

My sister's failure to marry delayed my sister.

Walking into the three halls, everyone is burning incense.

Those who are at the seaside are the first to see the rising moon ―― enjoy the advantages of a favorable position.

A person will turn red when he is near vermilion, and turn black when he is near ink ―― a person will present the color of his own company; People who keep company with wolves will learn to howl; Those who sleep with dogs will get up and run away; People who live with the lame learn to limp.

Take a fall and gain wisdom; Any experience is beneficial to a person

Draw water from the well and pour it into the river.

Rule out well water ―― each mind his own business.

Being punished for refusing to propose a toast but drinking ―― Giving in to someone's pressure after refusing his request for the first time.

Unfortunate son after a long illness

A tremendous effort.

A man tells the truth in a cup.

Homophonic advertisement:

Clothing and Clothing (I) Don't Give Up-Clothing Advertising

Every mouth is a cup (monument)-alcohol advertisement

One Step to Stomach (Position) —— Advertisement of Stomach Medicine

Enjoy horseback riding (it)- horse racing/motorcycle advertising

Bai yi Bai shun electric iron advertisement

Burning is (slightly) better-fast food restaurant advertisement

Take a bath at will (desire)-water heater advertisement

Good wife and mother-washing machine advertisement

Cough (urgent)-cough medicine advertisement

Big stone is small, small stone is small-an advertisement for treating lithiasis

A hundred words are worth a key (see)-print advertisement

The advertising slogan of a cosmetics company in Hong Kong is: "Get rid of freckles early, don't leave acne."

There is a washing machine advertisement that changed an idiom: "a idle wife and a good mother."

Audio companies: "one call and four responses" and "a diversion".

Jiaozi Store: "All-inclusive".

Lime factory: "from scratch"

Pawnshop: "Well deserved".

Hat company: "clothes and hats bring people."

Sightseeing barber shop: "penniless"

Eventually there will be a road, and there will be a Toyota.