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The chemistry teacher's message was short and inspirational.

1, the house can be destroyed by fire, the property can sink to the bottom, the father can travel back, the kingdom can collapse, cholera can engulf the whole city, but a girl's love will continue to fly, just like the cycle of nature, just like Balzac, a strong acid found in chemistry.

2, the growth is difficult to change, and the leek eggplant tomatoes grow naturally in spring and summer; In autumn and winter.

3, love is like pulling a tooth, once the charm is not enough, the other half is likely to be abducted!

4. The two most complicated chemical elements: you and me. The most unstable chemical element: you. The most common chemical element: me.

It would be nice if people's depravity could make a sound in their hearts like this rain.

6. Chemistry is the theory created by God, while biology is the basis of God's creation of life.

7, silicon dioxide is not moved by the pursuit of many strong acids, because he just wants to fly away with HF. .....

In scientific research, innate intelligence is nothing, but acquired efforts are heavy.

9. Treating gains and losses is like a redox reaction. Getting it will lower your valence, but letting go will increase your price.